Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

something excites ME
I just forgot what it was
perhaps I will sleep
Haiku # 15237, October 4, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by mellie
boring as bat shit
watching paint dry excites
coming now dear
Haiku # 15236, October 4, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by mellie
No i dont bitches,
I eat cum
I eat cum
Haiku # 15235, October 4, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ronin
I suck dick
I suck dick
I suck dick
Haiku # 15234, October 4, 2001 11:47 am ET
by Ronin

shut up you bitch
Haiku # 15233, October 4, 2001 11:44 am ET
by ronin
Fee Fie Fo Fumbla
Me smell assholes..
GIVE ME ASSHOLES!
Haiku # 15232, October 4, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Jakob the L. of Siberia
Perspective, anew,
morphing, moving, near, farther?
A matter of taste

(i suppose)
Haiku # 15231, October 4, 2001 11:44 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
(_!_)----------------regular ass
(__!__)-------------fat ass
(!)-------------------tight ass
(_*_)----------------sore ass
(e=emc2)-----------smart ass
(_x_)----------------cute ass
(rock_that_sees)---one dumb jackass
Haiku # 15230, October 4, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ronin
Me devotchka,
fear not what is above you,
fear what is inside...
Haiku # 15229, October 4, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Fellow Narrator
la chica
...mia

....(o)
<(.)(.)>
...")./
....(y)
Haiku # 15228, October 4, 2001 11:35 am ET
by ronin
.....FUCK YOU DUNGHOLE

...........(_,')
........../.../
........./.../
......../.../feed on this
.....(_..)(.._)twathole wannabe
Haiku # 15227, October 4, 2001 11:28 am ET
by ronin@backtovilehaiku

.....this foul dung bullshit
is what one would barely call
............vituperative
Haiku # 15226, October 4, 2001 11:23 am ET
by ronin

......dung velitations
are hardly called exciting
...it bores just like shit
Haiku # 15225, October 4, 2001 11:19 am ET
by ronin
the last time
it was 'wait one more month'
now a couple of months?

(you are so boring dang dung!!)
Haiku # 15224, October 4, 2001 11:11 am ET
by rock_that_sees

not so fast dung
Haiku # 15223, October 4, 2001 11:04 am ET
by ronin
bad Haiku boring
check you out in couple months
Have happy bung, dudes
Haiku # 15222, October 4, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Bung Daddy
joined as one, in peace
i am filled with love so strong
soaring to the sky
Haiku # 15221, October 4, 2001 8:46 am ET
by jewel1
my body rejoiced
my mind went blank with each cell
moving towards her
Haiku # 15220, October 4, 2001 8:43 am ET
by indiana
my heart longs for you
in your heart so palpable
silently beating
Haiku # 15219, October 4, 2001 8:23 am ET
by jewel1
Your voice beckons me
Haiku # 15218, October 4, 2001 8:07 am ET
by indiana
Deafening silence
The victory so empty
a failure to rule
Haiku # 15217, October 4, 2001 7:09 am ET
by jewel1
Of silent vengeance
Cask of Ammontillado
venture to insult...
Haiku # 15216, October 4, 2001 7:06 am ET
by jewel1
to indy...

give gem to a kid
it smells it then looks away
but give it cheap grass...

(the Cask of Ammontillado?)
Haiku # 15215, October 4, 2001 7:05 am ET
by jewel1
quick, emergency!
emotional trauma, doc?
could be serious, nurse
Haiku # 15214, October 4, 2001 5:23 am ET
by indiana
Like shit from its ass?
Why? Is there another way
for shit to pass?

Perhaps it can pass
through its oral cavity
via badhaiku?
Haiku # 15213, October 4, 2001 5:13 am ET
by rocking_shit
and lo! as for rats
they love to gnaw on goat
Haiku # 15212, October 4, 2001 4:58 am ET
by indiana
ever wonder why
how many atoms in a
pin? don
Haiku # 15211, October 4, 2001 4:35 am ET
by indiana
Haiku # 15210, October 4, 2001 4:25 am ET
by indiana
This rock would be glad
If they but submit haikus
on grannies' cocks

Lacking in substance
esposed in shame with their dung
Conjugal baloney
Haiku # 15209, October 4, 2001 4:04 am ET
by rock_that_sees
our quest for the grail
does not end with one spirit
some (are)/have forgotten

(
Haiku # 15208, October 4, 2001 4:04 am ET
by indiana
the moves of the bitch
copied lines with ass and shit
no new haiku sent

see the style and know
how she hides behind the names
offering nothing
Haiku # 15207, October 4, 2001 3:59 am ET
by rock_that_sees
the moves of the bitch
copied lines with ass and shit
no new haiku sent

see the style and know
how she hides behind the names
offering nothing
Haiku # 15206, October 4, 2001 3:55 am ET
by rock_that_sees
the rocky riddle
he who championed my jewel
need not wonder too
Haiku # 15205, October 4, 2001 3:44 am ET
by indiana
Lo siento. In this town
we have plenty of barrels
some of them with holes.

(comprende se
Haiku # 15204, October 4, 2001 2:23 am ET
by indiana
I wonder what could
my man Indiana be reading
with such high spirit...
Haiku # 15203, October 4, 2001 1:01 am ET
by Wonderboy
S
Haiku # 15202, October 4, 2001 12:30 am ET
by indiana
A moment will come...
a question lingers on for
an answer, it's there...

Time will form its shape.
Is your life good enough to
make a movie swell?
Haiku # 15201, October 4, 2001 12:07 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
sitting stoically
i blow baby balls of shit
in four four time
Haiku # 15200, October 3, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by niceguy redux
Paver beats his meat
puts tenderizer on it
Then beats it again
Haiku # 15199, October 3, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Sitting in the woods
Amber leaves drop lazily
Like poo from my ass.
Haiku # 15198, October 3, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by Bung Dadddy
Tony Blair; George Bush
Eloquence; frat rat pin head
God I miss Clinton
Haiku # 15197, October 3, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Bung Daady
yet the rationale
of my succint and clear words
were lost to envy

(I made it clear, didn't I?)
Haiku # 15196, October 3, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by jewel1
to noblesse oblige
bars patronizing one
oft obtuse and old
Haiku # 15195, October 3, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by jewel1
Buoyed to the distance
with tacit resistance firm
stirs turmoil within
Haiku # 15194, October 3, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by jewel1
she waits to be called
the bitch that devoured the light
lustily gyrates

inspiring no one
green with envy, she lashes
with her barren loin
Haiku # 15193, October 3, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by rock_that_sees
A sOn'S tiGhT eMbRacE
a DaUgHteR's sWeEt loViNg KiSs
FatHerHooD's rEwArDs....
Haiku # 15192, October 3, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by goku
envy, strife and doubt
makes a foolhardy lover
but love conquers all

(
Haiku # 15191, October 3, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by indiana
twin towers crashing
americans cry boohoohoo
even as they wonder why

a dead child in Iraq
and bombed plant in Sudan
led to new york city
Haiku # 15190, October 3, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by pooper scooper
Waiting, waiting, sit
wait...wait...sit some more...wait...wait
tick - tick - it's over
Haiku # 15189, October 3, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
when the moon is in
the second house, where does
Jupiter sleep on weekends?
Haiku # 15188, October 3, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Lee
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