Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Like shit from its ass?
Why? Is there another way
for shit to pass?

Perhaps it can pass
through its oral cavity
via badhaiku?
Haiku # 15213, October 4, 2001 5:13 am ET
by rocking_shit
and lo! as for rats
they love to gnaw on goat
Haiku # 15212, October 4, 2001 4:58 am ET
by indiana
ever wonder why
how many atoms in a
pin? don
Haiku # 15211, October 4, 2001 4:35 am ET
by indiana
Haiku # 15210, October 4, 2001 4:25 am ET
by indiana
This rock would be glad
If they but submit haikus
on grannies' cocks

Lacking in substance
esposed in shame with their dung
Conjugal baloney
Haiku # 15209, October 4, 2001 4:04 am ET
by rock_that_sees
our quest for the grail
does not end with one spirit
some (are)/have forgotten

(
Haiku # 15208, October 4, 2001 4:04 am ET
by indiana
the moves of the bitch
copied lines with ass and shit
no new haiku sent

see the style and know
how she hides behind the names
offering nothing
Haiku # 15207, October 4, 2001 3:59 am ET
by rock_that_sees
the moves of the bitch
copied lines with ass and shit
no new haiku sent

see the style and know
how she hides behind the names
offering nothing
Haiku # 15206, October 4, 2001 3:55 am ET
by rock_that_sees
the rocky riddle
he who championed my jewel
need not wonder too
Haiku # 15205, October 4, 2001 3:44 am ET
by indiana
Lo siento. In this town
we have plenty of barrels
some of them with holes.

(comprende se
Haiku # 15204, October 4, 2001 2:23 am ET
by indiana
I wonder what could
my man Indiana be reading
with such high spirit...
Haiku # 15203, October 4, 2001 1:01 am ET
by Wonderboy
S
Haiku # 15202, October 4, 2001 12:30 am ET
by indiana
A moment will come...
a question lingers on for
an answer, it's there...

Time will form its shape.
Is your life good enough to
make a movie swell?
Haiku # 15201, October 4, 2001 12:07 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
sitting stoically
i blow baby balls of shit
in four four time
Haiku # 15200, October 3, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by niceguy redux
Paver beats his meat
puts tenderizer on it
Then beats it again
Haiku # 15199, October 3, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Sitting in the woods
Amber leaves drop lazily
Like poo from my ass.
Haiku # 15198, October 3, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by Bung Dadddy
Tony Blair; George Bush
Eloquence; frat rat pin head
God I miss Clinton
Haiku # 15197, October 3, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Bung Daady
yet the rationale
of my succint and clear words
were lost to envy

(I made it clear, didn't I?)
Haiku # 15196, October 3, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by jewel1
to noblesse oblige
bars patronizing one
oft obtuse and old
Haiku # 15195, October 3, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by jewel1
Buoyed to the distance
with tacit resistance firm
stirs turmoil within
Haiku # 15194, October 3, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by jewel1
she waits to be called
the bitch that devoured the light
lustily gyrates

inspiring no one
green with envy, she lashes
with her barren loin
Haiku # 15193, October 3, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by rock_that_sees
A sOn'S tiGhT eMbRacE
a DaUgHteR's sWeEt loViNg KiSs
FatHerHooD's rEwArDs....
Haiku # 15192, October 3, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by goku
envy, strife and doubt
makes a foolhardy lover
but love conquers all

(
Haiku # 15191, October 3, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by indiana
twin towers crashing
americans cry boohoohoo
even as they wonder why

a dead child in Iraq
and bombed plant in Sudan
led to new york city
Haiku # 15190, October 3, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by pooper scooper
Waiting, waiting, sit
wait...wait...sit some more...wait...wait
tick - tick - it's over
Haiku # 15189, October 3, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
when the moon is in
the second house, where does
Jupiter sleep on weekends?
Haiku # 15188, October 3, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Lee
This mind thinks too much
about things it can't control
like God, work and case
Haiku # 15187, October 3, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by Lee

.......check out
john lennon's concert
..foh nooh yohks city

.starcraft, anyone...?
Haiku # 15186, October 3, 2001 6:52 am ET
by ronin
new ron has been here
longer than ronin, who, is
the real new ron(in)
Haiku # 15185, October 3, 2001 1:36 am ET
by ron, aka too many to list

a pleasant day, too
......good goku

Haiku # 15184, October 3, 2001 12:58 am ET
by ronin
WoRdS fRoM tHe PoEt
Ol' RoGeT Will nEeD hiS BoOk
As i'Ve Needed iT

(hello ronin...good to see you!)
Haiku # 15183, October 3, 2001 12:56 am ET
by goku
Haiku # 15182, October 3, 2001 12:48 am ET
by go

.....on cool verdure glens
flavescent sunshine plays on
........virescent siskins

.(where mountain men eat
.succotash and onion bulbs)
Haiku # 15181, October 3, 2001 12:11 am ET
by ronin

.your wet darting tongue
incessantly licks my balls
......even as i come
Haiku # 15180, October 2, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ronin

.............what if this site had
....book ads or links where we can
.....browse through some reviews

.....(or maybe order some, like the
uriel machine or their kingdom come)
Haiku # 15179, October 2, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by ronin

.....broken blades of grass
lies strewn at my garage door
.......amidst earth puddles
Haiku # 15178, October 2, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by ronin

.......why do donkeys and
mules asses look so much like
.....those of the gruff goats
Haiku # 15177, October 2, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ronin

.....you sound sexy babe
like care to put what YOU say
..........in real practice

..........(at 90 deg lat)
Haiku # 15176, October 2, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ronin

...you sound sexy babe
like care to put what say
.......in real practice

.......(at 90 deg lat)
Haiku # 15175, October 2, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by ronin

who is this "new" ron
.......15172 AINT
....absolutely mine
Haiku # 15174, October 2, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ronin@doppelganger

.swallow the juices
a most fitting finale
.to a job well done
Haiku # 15173, October 2, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by ronin@oboyoboy
watching sweet mellie
in the haiku cage at the
poet petting zoo
Haiku # 15172, October 2, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by ron
kids, its time for bed
turn off that TV rerun
or become monsters

(
Haiku # 15171, October 2, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by daddy knows best
gnawing on a bone
then sucking out sweet marrow
juice flows down my chin
Haiku # 15170, October 2, 2001 10:11 am ET
by mellie
flies cannot resist
the sweet allure of the trap
drawing nigh to death

(
Haiku # 15169, October 2, 2001 8:54 am ET
by indiana
apple cheese danish
lovingly baked just for my
complete enjoyment
Haiku # 15168, October 2, 2001 8:09 am ET
by ap
tO Be iN yOuR tHouGhTs
moRe So iN yOuR hEaRt.....I wIsH...
NotHiNg's mOrE DiViNe
Haiku # 15167, October 2, 2001 7:12 am ET
by goku
In the aftermath
of sweet surrender, smiling
my heart is so full

(of him)
Haiku # 15166, October 2, 2001 4:57 am ET
by jewel1
the choices I have
are numerous and varied
who loves me the most?

(who do I love the most?)
Haiku # 15165, October 2, 2001 4:56 am ET
by jewel1
Master's satisfied
subbie has done very well
both sigh and then smile
Haiku # 15164, October 2, 2001 3:59 am ET
by mellie
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