Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
WoRdS fRoM tHe PoEt
Ol' RoGeT Will nEeD hiS BoOk
As i'Ve Needed iT

(hello ronin...good to see you!)
Haiku # 15183 October 3, 2001 12:56 am ET
by goku
Haiku # 15182 October 3, 2001 12:48 am ET
by go

.....on cool verdure glens
flavescent sunshine plays on
........virescent siskins

.(where mountain men eat
.succotash and onion bulbs)
Haiku # 15181 October 3, 2001 12:11 am ET
by ronin

.your wet darting tongue
incessantly licks my balls
......even as i come
Haiku # 15180 October 2, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ronin

.............what if this site had
....book ads or links where we can
.....browse through some reviews

.....(or maybe order some, like the
uriel machine or their kingdom come)
Haiku # 15179 October 2, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by ronin

.....broken blades of grass
lies strewn at my garage door
.......amidst earth puddles
Haiku # 15178 October 2, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by ronin

.......why do donkeys and
mules asses look so much like
.....those of the gruff goats
Haiku # 15177 October 2, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ronin

.....you sound sexy babe
like care to put what YOU say
..........in real practice

..........(at 90 deg lat)
Haiku # 15176 October 2, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ronin

...you sound sexy babe
like care to put what say
.......in real practice

.......(at 90 deg lat)
Haiku # 15175 October 2, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by ronin

who is this "new" ron
.......15172 AINT
....absolutely mine
Haiku # 15174 October 2, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ronin@doppelganger

.swallow the juices
a most fitting finale
.to a job well done
Haiku # 15173 October 2, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by ronin@oboyoboy
watching sweet mellie
in the haiku cage at the
poet petting zoo
Haiku # 15172 October 2, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by ron
kids, its time for bed
turn off that TV rerun
or become monsters

(
Haiku # 15171 October 2, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by daddy knows best
gnawing on a bone
then sucking out sweet marrow
juice flows down my chin
Haiku # 15170 October 2, 2001 10:11 am ET
by mellie
flies cannot resist
the sweet allure of the trap
drawing nigh to death

(
Haiku # 15169 October 2, 2001 8:54 am ET
by indiana
apple cheese danish
lovingly baked just for my
complete enjoyment
Haiku # 15168 October 2, 2001 8:09 am ET
by ap
tO Be iN yOuR tHouGhTs
moRe So iN yOuR hEaRt.....I wIsH...
NotHiNg's mOrE DiViNe
Haiku # 15167 October 2, 2001 7:12 am ET
by goku
In the aftermath
of sweet surrender, smiling
my heart is so full

(of him)
Haiku # 15166 October 2, 2001 4:57 am ET
by jewel1
the choices I have
are numerous and varied
who loves me the most?

(who do I love the most?)
Haiku # 15165 October 2, 2001 4:56 am ET
by jewel1
Master's satisfied
subbie has done very well
both sigh and then smile
Haiku # 15164 October 2, 2001 3:59 am ET
by mellie
masterful grinding
skilled gentle firm controlling
for perfect finish
Haiku # 15163 October 2, 2001 3:54 am ET
by mellie
SkiLLEd hAnDs GeNtlY mOvEs
feEliNg fOr iMpeRfeCtiOnS
tHe CarPeNtEr SmiLeS...
Haiku # 15162 October 1, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by goku
whatEVER you say
whatEVER you don't say, hey!
what the fuck up, NYugk?
Haiku # 15161 October 1, 2001 4:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no niceguys die
on donkey dick glanz
in Afghanistan
Haiku # 15160 October 1, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
So I walk up on
high and I step to the edge -
It's the world I know

And I laugh at my-
self to see my world below -
As the tears roll down
Haiku # 15159 October 1, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me laddy the cat,
get off your lazy ass, fatty!
The plank is ready.
Haiku # 15158 October 1, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
boys and their jewels
such precious sweet nutty things
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 15157 October 1, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by mellie
Left or right testicle?
Haiku # 15156 October 1, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Dr. Evil
we understand that the war is bad
now how about writing something
that doesn't relate to sucking donkey balls
in afghanistan?
Haiku # 15155 October 1, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Mr. Niceguy
OK, anonymous poet, shut the fuck up,
unconceding, shut the fuck up,
taliban mentioners, shut the fuck up,
arrested etc., shut the fuck up,
Haiku # 15154 October 1, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Mr. Niceguy
in media the
rich say, world community
loves what they claim to

Vietnamese now
so like americans... PLEASE!
they're not the fighters

world community
admired, when kicking butt
our asses were trashed.
Haiku # 15153 October 1, 2001 11:38 am ET
by unconceding
Mind in Terror

people do these things
because they feel desperate-
OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!

illegitimate
pestilents are that the most-
twat no more, the less!
Haiku # 15152 October 1, 2001 11:27 am ET
by arrested infants
Forever I am
before my life, born for you
and always will be

(please come home indy)
Haiku # 15151 October 1, 2001 11:25 am ET
by jewel1foreveryoungerthough
investigation
of election should have led
to prosecution

chandra levy is
tip of another ice berg,
make people forget.
Haiku # 15150 October 1, 2001 11:25 am ET
by arrested investigators
unimpeachable
sources say, "not taliban
nor twat admit shit.
Haiku # 15149 October 1, 2001 11:22 am ET
by arrested invaders
the devil's towers
down now {weakened} only his
white pit city's left

though the statue of
liberty wasn't bombed, those
that use that excuse

to erode freedom
more, are only doing what
they have always done.
Haiku # 15148 October 1, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Mr. Taliban of taliban bananas
shut up lips, they rub
together, something you would
(or wouldn't) mute-state.
Haiku # 15147 October 1, 2001 11:17 am ET
by boo
isn
Haiku # 15146 October 1, 2001 10:26 am ET
by indiana
so you're telling me
that cannibals don't like black meat?
of the aquatic brazillian centipede?
Haiku # 15145 October 1, 2001 10:03 am ET
by Mox
might I suggest this
never would I hurt you babe
discs spinning music
Haiku # 15144 October 1, 2001 9:53 am ET
by mellie
white man
Haiku # 15143 October 1, 2001 9:52 am ET
by indiana
an argument goes
nowhere, the more it's fed then
the more cannibals eat
Haiku # 15142 October 1, 2001 9:39 am ET
by Mox

hey, they've got camels and goats
in afghanpakistan, too dont they
Haiku # 15141 October 1, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ronin

....the dunes darkness falls
lighting the bright stars above
........afghans on horses
Haiku # 15140 October 1, 2001 9:12 am ET
by ronin
but as the night falls
astrologers take a peep
at bright, sparkling stars
Haiku # 15139 October 1, 2001 8:40 am ET
by indiana
greetings from the Gaza Strip:

amidst the sand dunes
it is I who shall quench you
with living waters

(.....Ill be home soon!)
Haiku # 15138 October 1, 2001 8:27 am ET
by indiana
the heat in the air
reaching to my chest, really
quite hard to explain
Haiku # 15137 October 1, 2001 8:17 am ET
by indiana

.......what Kabul, who he
i thought you wanted the one
.......bleating in baaaland
Haiku # 15136 October 1, 2001 7:54 am ET
by ronin

.........how ya doin mel
of course, this here is merely
............metaphorical
Haiku # 15135 October 1, 2001 7:49 am ET
by ronin

.......hi jewel my dear
you're young and beautiful
...take your time and see
Haiku # 15134 October 1, 2001 7:47 am ET
by ronin