Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

white man
Haiku # 15143, October 1, 2001 9:52 am ET
by indiana
an argument goes
nowhere, the more it's fed then
the more cannibals eat
Haiku # 15142, October 1, 2001 9:39 am ET
by Mox

hey, they've got camels and goats
in afghanpakistan, too dont they
Haiku # 15141, October 1, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ronin

....the dunes darkness falls
lighting the bright stars above
........afghans on horses
Haiku # 15140, October 1, 2001 9:12 am ET
by ronin
but as the night falls
astrologers take a peep
at bright, sparkling stars
Haiku # 15139, October 1, 2001 8:40 am ET
by indiana
greetings from the Gaza Strip:

amidst the sand dunes
it is I who shall quench you
with living waters

(.....Ill be home soon!)
Haiku # 15138, October 1, 2001 8:27 am ET
by indiana
the heat in the air
reaching to my chest, really
quite hard to explain
Haiku # 15137, October 1, 2001 8:17 am ET
by indiana

.......what Kabul, who he
i thought you wanted the one
.......bleating in baaaland
Haiku # 15136, October 1, 2001 7:54 am ET
by ronin

.........how ya doin mel
of course, this here is merely
............metaphorical
Haiku # 15135, October 1, 2001 7:49 am ET
by ronin

.......hi jewel my dear
you're young and beautiful
...take your time and see
Haiku # 15134, October 1, 2001 7:47 am ET
by ronin
Calgary within
waits for some of the desert's heat
for the warmth so loved

(hey goku, my friend!)
Haiku # 15133, October 1, 2001 7:39 am ET
by jewel1
A white dove flying
against the strong summer wind
its soft feathers fell
Haiku # 15132, October 1, 2001 7:35 am ET
by jewel1
seeing none but me
love much too deep to
notice rubbing legs

when he returns from
Kabul, it shall be our youth
celebrating life
Haiku # 15131, October 1, 2001 7:32 am ET
by jewel1
hey hey my my my
more to this than meets the eye
rottin' darn tootin'
Haiku # 15130, October 1, 2001 7:17 am ET
by mellie,not forever young

..now is the time, "the
winter of our discontent"
..when raging loins stir
Haiku # 15129, October 1, 2001 7:06 am ET
by ronin

....how much would it take
for us to get their sweet time
.....and curvacious waists

.....(ahhh...sigh....woooh)
Haiku # 15128, October 1, 2001 7:02 am ET
by ronin

...checking out chicas
..in their hip 70's suits
more like bathing suits
Haiku # 15127, October 1, 2001 6:58 am ET
by ronin

...how does friday sound
after office hours of course
..let's drink and be drunk

...(how about you, indy?)
Haiku # 15126, October 1, 2001 6:55 am ET
by ronin
AhHhHh...My FriEnD RoNin...
a TrUe SaMuRai iNdEed
aNytiMe, My friEnD...


Haiku # 15125, October 1, 2001 6:51 am ET
by goku

......and how much indeed
perhaps you'd care to treat us
........to a drinking spree
Haiku # 15124, October 1, 2001 6:45 am ET
by ronin
aNd hOw mUcH diD i MaKe tOdAy...
Haiku # 15123, October 1, 2001 6:36 am ET
by goku
aS i ClOSe My DaY....
HoW mAnY liVeS hAvE i ToUcHeD..
hOw MaNy i'Ve HeLpEd...
Haiku # 15122, October 1, 2001 6:33 am ET
by goku
Regis calls from box
while 7,000 are dead
new york millionaire!
Haiku # 15121, October 1, 2001 6:25 am ET
by mika of san diego
orion rising
the winter constellation
now dominates us
Haiku # 15120, October 1, 2001 6:18 am ET
by ap spelling! spelling!
oron rising
the winter constellation
now dominates us
Haiku # 15119, October 1, 2001 6:17 am ET
by ap
give us bin laden
you show us the evidence
and so it goes on

infinite greyscale
black and white simplicity
complex reality
Haiku # 15118, October 1, 2001 6:04 am ET
by ash
softly sighing dusk
restless rubbing legs chirp chirp
what a balmy night
Haiku # 15117, October 1, 2001 4:41 am ET
by mellie
wit's end is here
shut the fuck up ya mad lot
you've sucked this one dry
Haiku # 15116, October 1, 2001 4:30 am ET
by mellie
sons, the way you speak
gives you away. weep no more
and live till wit
Haiku # 15115, October 1, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Isaac
No YOU shut the fuck up
ALL OF YOU!
Haiku # 15114, October 1, 2001 2:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
everyone...please
shut the fuck up!
just write your pretend poetry or
shut the fuck up!
Haiku # 15113, September 30, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by Jakob the L.
Yes, I agree with
the good doctor. you all are
getting to be much.
Haiku # 15112, September 30, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
And yet again I
Must reprimand you few who
refuse to listen
Haiku # 15111, September 30, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Jacob and Esau
both sought their father
Haiku # 15110, September 30, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by indiana
As mY PrOf. oNcE sAiD
MonEy iSnt' eVeRytHiNg.....
iT's ThE oNLY tHiNg
Haiku # 15109, September 30, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by goku
MoNdAy moRNiNg BluEs.... :(
cAsH rEgIstEr sTaRts To FilL
mOnDay mOrNingS....CoOl !!! ;)

(hi jewel !)
Haiku # 15108, September 30, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by goku
This, I pray, dear God
give me a sign that he shall
hold my hand once more
Haiku # 15107, September 30, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by jewel1
no please go the fuck
away mox the pox you suk!
and you bore and.. and.........
Haiku # 15106, September 30, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by another Anonymous Poet
I don't listen to
you, ap, because it's just
wrong to be like that
Haiku # 15105, September 30, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by Mox
Then go the fuck away Mox
Haiku # 15104, September 30, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's more to this place
that poems can handle in
any given space time
Haiku # 15103, September 30, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by Mox
it amuses me
how bad haiku can be mean
it must be magic!

(
Haiku # 15102, September 30, 2001 11:17 am ET
by indiana
homeward thoughts linger
of silver threads from heaven
scaring goats away
Haiku # 15101, September 30, 2001 11:04 am ET
by indiana
the dry barren sand
awaits the luscious rainfall
from which life begins

Haiku # 15100, September 30, 2001 10:45 am ET
by indiana

....jewel "he" is here
..finally, he's conceded
...to his heart's desire

(the black sheep's back)
Haiku # 15099, September 30, 2001 9:25 am ET
by ronin@gen.specific
Bahhhh! Very cute! Puns
are not an art form with you
but who really cares?
Haiku # 15098, September 30, 2001 8:01 am ET
by lost goat
it's quite flattering
how you pine for absent goats
haven't herd the last...

(hmmm, indy...cookies? yes, us goats like cookies! oshi!)
Haiku # 15097, September 30, 2001 4:11 am ET
by lone goat on a distant hill

ooops, i meant: "resurrect"
Haiku # 15096, September 30, 2001 1:53 am ET
by ronin

......the herd is asleep
on their comfy grass of hay
.pooped from being milked

.....(best time to strike)
Haiku # 15095, September 30, 2001 1:51 am ET
by ronin@shhh

.........go to the mountains
with your red piece of gruff frieze
........and basket of cheeze

........together with thy staff
..mimic the scoundrels high bleat
...........ensnaring the fool
Haiku # 15094, September 30, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ronin
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