Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

give us bin laden
you show us the evidence
and so it goes on

infinite greyscale
black and white simplicity
complex reality
Haiku # 15118, October 1, 2001 6:04 am ET
by ash
softly sighing dusk
restless rubbing legs chirp chirp
what a balmy night
Haiku # 15117, October 1, 2001 4:41 am ET
by mellie
wit's end is here
shut the fuck up ya mad lot
you've sucked this one dry
Haiku # 15116, October 1, 2001 4:30 am ET
by mellie
sons, the way you speak
gives you away. weep no more
and live till wit
Haiku # 15115, October 1, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Isaac
No YOU shut the fuck up
ALL OF YOU!
Haiku # 15114, October 1, 2001 2:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
everyone...please
shut the fuck up!
just write your pretend poetry or
shut the fuck up!
Haiku # 15113, September 30, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by Jakob the L.
Yes, I agree with
the good doctor. you all are
getting to be much.
Haiku # 15112, September 30, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
And yet again I
Must reprimand you few who
refuse to listen
Haiku # 15111, September 30, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Jacob and Esau
both sought their father
Haiku # 15110, September 30, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by indiana
As mY PrOf. oNcE sAiD
MonEy iSnt' eVeRytHiNg.....
iT's ThE oNLY tHiNg
Haiku # 15109, September 30, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by goku
MoNdAy moRNiNg BluEs.... :(
cAsH rEgIstEr sTaRts To FilL
mOnDay mOrNingS....CoOl !!! ;)

(hi jewel !)
Haiku # 15108, September 30, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by goku
This, I pray, dear God
give me a sign that he shall
hold my hand once more
Haiku # 15107, September 30, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by jewel1
no please go the fuck
away mox the pox you suk!
and you bore and.. and.........
Haiku # 15106, September 30, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by another Anonymous Poet
I don't listen to
you, ap, because it's just
wrong to be like that
Haiku # 15105, September 30, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by Mox
Then go the fuck away Mox
Haiku # 15104, September 30, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's more to this place
that poems can handle in
any given space time
Haiku # 15103, September 30, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by Mox
it amuses me
how bad haiku can be mean
it must be magic!

(
Haiku # 15102, September 30, 2001 11:17 am ET
by indiana
homeward thoughts linger
of silver threads from heaven
scaring goats away
Haiku # 15101, September 30, 2001 11:04 am ET
by indiana
the dry barren sand
awaits the luscious rainfall
from which life begins

Haiku # 15100, September 30, 2001 10:45 am ET
by indiana

....jewel "he" is here
..finally, he's conceded
...to his heart's desire

(the black sheep's back)
Haiku # 15099, September 30, 2001 9:25 am ET
by ronin@gen.specific
Bahhhh! Very cute! Puns
are not an art form with you
but who really cares?
Haiku # 15098, September 30, 2001 8:01 am ET
by lost goat
it's quite flattering
how you pine for absent goats
haven't herd the last...

(hmmm, indy...cookies? yes, us goats like cookies! oshi!)
Haiku # 15097, September 30, 2001 4:11 am ET
by lone goat on a distant hill

ooops, i meant: "resurrect"
Haiku # 15096, September 30, 2001 1:53 am ET
by ronin

......the herd is asleep
on their comfy grass of hay
.pooped from being milked

.....(best time to strike)
Haiku # 15095, September 30, 2001 1:51 am ET
by ronin@shhh

.........go to the mountains
with your red piece of gruff frieze
........and basket of cheeze

........together with thy staff
..mimic the scoundrels high bleat
...........ensnaring the fool
Haiku # 15094, September 30, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ronin

.....let us do voodoo*
try to ressurect the goat
...and hex a summons

...(trying times call for
.....trying measures)
Haiku # 15093, September 30, 2001 1:38 am ET
by ronin2*moxknowshow
knowing the herds' baaahs
still twenty five moves ahead
my heart still longing...
Haiku # 15092, September 30, 2001 12:04 am ET
by jewel1smilingsilly
such love far outshines
equal in passion thus the
pain of loneliness...

(why did he go to Kabul anyway?)
Haiku # 15091, September 30, 2001 12:01 am ET
by jewel1justwaxing
.............TO JEWEL

.......love him ever so
tender, caress his face with
....the palm of your hand

.(i know this is gonna raise
.a howl of hyeanic laughter)
Haiku # 15090, September 29, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by ronin@forgethimordont(?)

...oh to have loved and
lost is far better than not
....to have loved at all
Haiku # 15089, September 29, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by ronin@waxingphilosophical

......unrequitted love
forlorn and quite desolate
.....such is life i guess
Haiku # 15088, September 29, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by ronin@hullotherejewel
I am missing him
I don't want to, but I do
his breath on my ear
Haiku # 15087, September 29, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Jewel1
small entertainment
reading the telephone book
smoking cigarettes
Haiku # 15086, September 29, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ap

presented with dreams
.beyond his limitations
...ronin bites the dust

......(just like mox)
Haiku # 15085, September 29, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ronin

..........ever hurtling on
zipping past the time called life
......knowing not his dream
Haiku # 15084, September 29, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ronin
no visable signs
no struggle and no screaming
purpose, clarity
Haiku # 15083, September 29, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ap

.......the technology
...indy, the technology
show us what you've got
Haiku # 15082, September 29, 2001 9:33 pm ET
by ronin@

......neither young nor old
somewhat like the midday sun
..........fretting over life
Haiku # 15081, September 29, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by ronin@
the pain, the horror
of seeing you alive once
do cats have nine lives?

(
Haiku # 15080, September 29, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by indiana
you woman basher
the light may have blinded her
just needs new glasses

Haiku # 15079, September 29, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by indiana
creases fanning from
corners of my eyes deepen
set by years of sun

and wife is amused
at who we were and are now
yet not quite autumn
Haiku # 15078, September 29, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by ap
From out of nowhere
springs a "Ron" not the "Ronin"
who protests too much

(What's your "Ron" short for, Veronica?)
Haiku # 15077, September 29, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by jewel1
I ask, you respond
one-sided, maybe you sigh
It just isn't me

(why did I?)
Haiku # 15076, September 29, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by jewel1
and so gottandamerung
has passed for our fair country?
who is fenris and what is loki
going to do on Jerry Springer?
Haiku # 15075, September 29, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by Mox
in war Bush has invested
(the market had collapsed)
he marched his army there, where
they're still there, doing time.
Haiku # 15074, September 29, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by ting-a-ling
they only got arrested
(hi untelligence had lapsed)
and therefore he was unaware
that invasion is a crime.
Haiku # 15073, September 29, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by ting-a-ling
you can crusade in ol' grenada
in panama you slaughterized
but you'll end up with hands in nada,
fore gone without God on your side.
Haiku # 15072, September 29, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by ting-a-ling
please stop callin him
ron, when it is ronin you
are speaking to..please?

It confuses us other rons on the list
Haiku # 15071, September 29, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by ron
cleaning rain gutters
or bass fishing with my son
that is the question
Haiku # 15070, September 29, 2001 11:29 am ET
by ap

.....hello my children
i have been to a session
.....eating bitter baaa*

...(cooked native style)
Haiku # 15069, September 29, 2001 11:11 am ET
by ronin@hic!goonyt
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