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Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

such love far outshines
equal in passion thus the
pain of loneliness...

(why did he go to Kabul anyway?)
Haiku # 15091, September 30, 2001 12:01 am ET
by jewel1justwaxing
.............TO JEWEL

.......love him ever so
tender, caress his face with
....the palm of your hand

.(i know this is gonna raise
.a howl of hyeanic laughter)
Haiku # 15090, September 29, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by ronin@forgethimordont(?)

...oh to have loved and
lost is far better than not
....to have loved at all
Haiku # 15089, September 29, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by ronin@waxingphilosophical

......unrequitted love
forlorn and quite desolate
.....such is life i guess
Haiku # 15088, September 29, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by ronin@hullotherejewel
I am missing him
I don't want to, but I do
his breath on my ear
Haiku # 15087, September 29, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Jewel1
small entertainment
reading the telephone book
smoking cigarettes
Haiku # 15086, September 29, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ap

presented with dreams
.beyond his limitations
...ronin bites the dust

......(just like mox)
Haiku # 15085, September 29, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ronin

..........ever hurtling on
zipping past the time called life
......knowing not his dream
Haiku # 15084, September 29, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ronin
no visable signs
no struggle and no screaming
purpose, clarity
Haiku # 15083, September 29, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ap

.......the technology
...indy, the technology
show us what you've got
Haiku # 15082, September 29, 2001 9:33 pm ET
by ronin@

......neither young nor old
somewhat like the midday sun
..........fretting over life
Haiku # 15081, September 29, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by ronin@
the pain, the horror
of seeing you alive once
do cats have nine lives?

(
Haiku # 15080, September 29, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by indiana
you woman basher
the light may have blinded her
just needs new glasses

Haiku # 15079, September 29, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by indiana
creases fanning from
corners of my eyes deepen
set by years of sun

and wife is amused
at who we were and are now
yet not quite autumn
Haiku # 15078, September 29, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by ap
From out of nowhere
springs a "Ron" not the "Ronin"
who protests too much

(What's your "Ron" short for, Veronica?)
Haiku # 15077, September 29, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by jewel1
I ask, you respond
one-sided, maybe you sigh
It just isn't me

(why did I?)
Haiku # 15076, September 29, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by jewel1
and so gottandamerung
has passed for our fair country?
who is fenris and what is loki
going to do on Jerry Springer?
Haiku # 15075, September 29, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by Mox
in war Bush has invested
(the market had collapsed)
he marched his army there, where
they're still there, doing time.
Haiku # 15074, September 29, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by ting-a-ling
they only got arrested
(hi untelligence had lapsed)
and therefore he was unaware
that invasion is a crime.
Haiku # 15073, September 29, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by ting-a-ling
you can crusade in ol' grenada
in panama you slaughterized
but you'll end up with hands in nada,
fore gone without God on your side.
Haiku # 15072, September 29, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by ting-a-ling
please stop callin him
ron, when it is ronin you
are speaking to..please?

It confuses us other rons on the list
Haiku # 15071, September 29, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by ron
cleaning rain gutters
or bass fishing with my son
that is the question
Haiku # 15070, September 29, 2001 11:29 am ET
by ap

.....hello my children
i have been to a session
.....eating bitter baaa*

...(cooked native style)
Haiku # 15069, September 29, 2001 11:11 am ET
by ronin@hic!goonyt
Two times a hundred
images teleported
Just two have the meat

(hey goku, didn't Ron tell you
you are...good?)
Haiku # 15068, September 29, 2001 5:04 am ET
by jewel1
In tHe AfghAn SaNds
dUsT tRaiL oN tHe hOrizOn
Ben RidiNg a gOaT
Haiku # 15067, September 29, 2001 2:10 am ET
by goku
meanwhile, in a secret lab
Haiku # 15066, September 29, 2001 12:15 am ET
by indiana
Haiku # 15065, September 28, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

the new dude sounds quite
..familiar as if he's been
.......around for a while

..(jewel, quick thy noose!)
Haiku # 15064, September 28, 2001 9:26 pm ET
by ronin@anotheronebitesthedust

...........webmaster indy
can we perchance have balloons
........in this place of ours

....(a peep into our technology)
Haiku # 15063, September 28, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by ronin@8)
don
Haiku # 15062, September 28, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by indiana
the genuine shochu
iichiko, demon brew
damn those japanese

(
Haiku # 15061, September 28, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by indiana
what's your demon, bro?
it's hard to exercise or
exorcise nameless things
Haiku # 15060, September 28, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Lee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Haiku # 15059, September 28, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
nah, we're all grooving
moody people, sometimes dark
mostly light, all peeps
Haiku # 15058, September 28, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Lee
operation "last
gasp" cheney's coup de conskite!
when will it be known?
Haiku # 15057, September 28, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by unconceding
and of course that's a metaphorical pitchfork. i really wouldn't stab anyone, but i would give you a helluva non-metaphorical wedgie
Haiku # 15056, September 28, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by SmooveB
and fuck realbadhaiku too
Haiku # 15055, September 28, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by SmooveB
you fucks have ruined this place
by posting twenty shitty works a day

i'd like to lie each of you down
put one foot on your neck
and stab your face with a pitchfork
until my arms gave out
Haiku # 15054, September 28, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by SmooveB
.......they are having lunch
the usual bread and cheese which
......goes well with goat milk

.(i can hear them bleating, can u)
Haiku # 15053, September 28, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by ronin@signingoffdude

what tickets, my bro. what'd i win?
Haiku # 15052, September 28, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by ronin

.........indy is our mox
together they will spread fear
.........searing all of us

. (taliban justice)
Haiku # 15051, September 28, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by ronin
iichiko ih
fresh water, distilled spirit
crisp linen to bed

(good night, i think its morning to those still chewing - thanks, it was fun while it lasted)
Haiku # 15050, September 28, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by indiana

.......viagra they say
can start-up one's old frank
.....chicks not included
Haiku # 15049, September 28, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ronin
turn on the tv
merci, somebody just won!
check the tickets, bro.
Haiku # 15048, September 28, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by indiana

.....this page is getting
shorter and shorter what a
........subtle strategy
Haiku # 15047, September 28, 2001 11:56 am ET
by ronin@haychopthatout
some respect, se
Haiku # 15046, September 28, 2001 11:53 am ET
by indiana

.......oh yeah we have our
cellphones too and private chat
...........rooms with KTV

...........(dont we guys)
Haiku # 15045, September 28, 2001 11:52 am ET
by ronin@whereisthisleadingto

.....colors of the rain
i see people passing by
....a wonderful world
Haiku # 15044, September 28, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ronin

....three faces she said
one to fall, two to languish
....and three to fly free

...(nice postcard there)
Haiku # 15043, September 28, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ronin@binheredenthat
welcome home, ronin
did you count the goats before?
alas, one has died!

Haiku # 15042, September 28, 2001 11:40 am ET
by indiana
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