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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


the new dude sounds quite
..familiar as if he's been
.......around for a while

..(jewel, quick thy noose!)
Haiku # 15064, September 28, 2001 9:26 pm ET
by ronin@anotheronebitesthedust

...........webmaster indy
can we perchance have balloons
........in this place of ours

....(a peep into our technology)
Haiku # 15063, September 28, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by ronin@8)
don
Haiku # 15062, September 28, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by indiana
the genuine shochu
iichiko, demon brew
damn those japanese

(
Haiku # 15061, September 28, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by indiana
what's your demon, bro?
it's hard to exercise or
exorcise nameless things
Haiku # 15060, September 28, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Lee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Haiku # 15059, September 28, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
nah, we're all grooving
moody people, sometimes dark
mostly light, all peeps
Haiku # 15058, September 28, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Lee
operation "last
gasp" cheney's coup de conskite!
when will it be known?
Haiku # 15057, September 28, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by unconceding
and of course that's a metaphorical pitchfork. i really wouldn't stab anyone, but i would give you a helluva non-metaphorical wedgie
Haiku # 15056, September 28, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by SmooveB
and fuck realbadhaiku too
Haiku # 15055, September 28, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by SmooveB
you fucks have ruined this place
by posting twenty shitty works a day

i'd like to lie each of you down
put one foot on your neck
and stab your face with a pitchfork
until my arms gave out
Haiku # 15054, September 28, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by SmooveB
.......they are having lunch
the usual bread and cheese which
......goes well with goat milk

.(i can hear them bleating, can u)
Haiku # 15053, September 28, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by ronin@signingoffdude

what tickets, my bro. what'd i win?
Haiku # 15052, September 28, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by ronin

.........indy is our mox
together they will spread fear
.........searing all of us

. (taliban justice)
Haiku # 15051, September 28, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by ronin
iichiko ih
fresh water, distilled spirit
crisp linen to bed

(good night, i think its morning to those still chewing - thanks, it was fun while it lasted)
Haiku # 15050, September 28, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by indiana

.......viagra they say
can start-up one's old frank
.....chicks not included
Haiku # 15049, September 28, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ronin
turn on the tv
merci, somebody just won!
check the tickets, bro.
Haiku # 15048, September 28, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by indiana

.....this page is getting
shorter and shorter what a
........subtle strategy
Haiku # 15047, September 28, 2001 11:56 am ET
by ronin@haychopthatout
some respect, se
Haiku # 15046, September 28, 2001 11:53 am ET
by indiana

.......oh yeah we have our
cellphones too and private chat
...........rooms with KTV

...........(dont we guys)
Haiku # 15045, September 28, 2001 11:52 am ET
by ronin@whereisthisleadingto

.....colors of the rain
i see people passing by
....a wonderful world
Haiku # 15044, September 28, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ronin

....three faces she said
one to fall, two to languish
....and three to fly free

...(nice postcard there)
Haiku # 15043, September 28, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ronin@binheredenthat
welcome home, ronin
did you count the goats before?
alas, one has died!

Haiku # 15042, September 28, 2001 11:40 am ET
by indiana

......let her trim HIS beard
and shampoo his goaty breast
......then wash all his hairs

....(my seven to your seven)
Haiku # 15041, September 28, 2001 11:37 am ET
by ronin@hmmmquitesuggestive
what are we to do?
if one Dr. Janis Claw
won
Haiku # 15040, September 28, 2001 11:32 am ET
by indiana

......yeah yeah sure goat-herds
that's whey ewe have hayckers now
.........lads fresh from Afghan
Haiku # 15039, September 28, 2001 11:31 am ET
by ronin@youwillnevergettokeepit
was an aurora
stealthily shadowing flight
crash? doing nothing.
Haiku # 15038, September 28, 2001 11:10 am ET
by jones
why my soul is it
too lonely at the summit
looking down one
Haiku # 15037, September 28, 2001 10:55 am ET
by indiana
hey lamebo, dildo.
nympho, bilbo, tribbleso,
philco... it's RAINBO!
Haiku # 15036, September 28, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dirty Harry goes
and takes on the government,
"I don't like liars..."

"inconsistencies
in news reports are falsehoods.
muh-make my day, punk."
Haiku # 15035, September 28, 2001 10:49 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
How I Spent the war

oh, ben laden, ben
laden; come out, oh, come out,
where ever you arrre

just shoot someone and
call it him; he didn't do
it anyway, so...
Haiku # 15034, September 28, 2001 10:41 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
letters arrive late in Kabul

i heard u had guests
who spoiled your cake, feed the goats,
recycle to crumbs
Haiku # 15033, September 28, 2001 10:16 am ET
by indiana
must you sacrifice
your poor unsmiling buddha?
your left with seven
Haiku # 15032, September 28, 2001 9:47 am ET
by indiana
related to sheep
with horns, some hair on their chins
and they talk! That's strange!

(and mind you, they've got heavy,
giant brains too!)
Haiku # 15031, September 28, 2001 9:47 am ET
by jewel1
Boo! Were you scared ron?
Did your teeth rattle, eyes bulge?
they do look scary

(duh?)
Haiku # 15030, September 28, 2001 9:30 am ET
by jewel1
What is it with ronin
that pricks the herd's raw behind?
sage versus genius?

(bless my midgetry)
Haiku # 15029, September 28, 2001 9:25 am ET
by jewel1
anxious, fidgeting
now my heart is calm
I am with him now
Haiku # 15028, September 28, 2001 9:16 am ET
by jewel1
Postcard from Kabul

wandering afar
your loneliness much to bear
preparing for war
Haiku # 15027, September 28, 2001 8:53 am ET
by indiana
Paver you raver
how's the colon been to date?
Daddy's must be bung
Haiku # 15026, September 28, 2001 7:58 am ET
by mellie
Masterpieces will
always take extra time dear
Ronin, just you wait.
Haiku # 15025, September 28, 2001 5:39 am ET
by k_for_splinter_group_haiku of the goat herd
hay, i herd of it...
bahht what's this "another month"?
add another goat?
Haiku # 15024, September 28, 2001 5:29 am ET
by _to_k
baaa! from missing herd
Ronin, you'll love the new site!
Wait another month.
Haiku # 15023, September 28, 2001 4:40 am ET
by missing herd of goats of k_bathed_in_glow_of_computer_screen_coding_away
ahHh...my dEar jEwel
The sIte's bEaUtiFuL PriNcEsS
nOw My dAy's ComPlEtE
Haiku # 15022, September 28, 2001 4:32 am ET
by goku
sweet corn with crushed ice
add some non-fat milk and pour
it will cool us down

(hi, goku with the high energy!)
Haiku # 15021, September 28, 2001 4:16 am ET
by jewel1
HoT cUp Of cOfFeE
oNe sIp anD cAffEiNe KicKs iN
i'M iN hYpEr MoDe
Haiku # 15020, September 28, 2001 4:06 am ET
by goku
http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=66991&group=webcast

Haiku # 15019, September 28, 2001 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
income tax return
demanding my attention
don't hold out much hope
Haiku # 15018, September 28, 2001 3:29 am ET
by ash
bubbling like scuba
a pack of a diff'rent sort
adds to confusion
Haiku # 15017, September 28, 2001 3:27 am ET
by ash
clinking against glass
a pack of ice cubes rattle
cooling jameson's
Haiku # 15016, September 28, 2001 3:26 am ET
by ash
I see her picture
when she was young and pretty
now, her sad old eyes

speaks of a full life
so alive and so human
honest to the core
Haiku # 15015, September 28, 2001 2:20 am ET
by jewel1
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