Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #15054
you fucks have ruined this place
by posting twenty shitty works a day

i'd like to lie each of you down
put one foot on your neck
and stab your face with a pitchfork
until my arms gave out
Haiku #15054
Posted: September 28, 2001 1:54 pm ET
Poet & location: SmooveB