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28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

How I Spent the war

oh, ben laden, ben
laden; come out, oh, come out,
where ever you arrre

just shoot someone and
call it him; he didn't do
it anyway, so...
Haiku # 15034, September 28, 2001 10:41 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
letters arrive late in Kabul

i heard u had guests
who spoiled your cake, feed the goats,
recycle to crumbs
Haiku # 15033, September 28, 2001 10:16 am ET
by indiana
must you sacrifice
your poor unsmiling buddha?
your left with seven
Haiku # 15032, September 28, 2001 9:47 am ET
by indiana
related to sheep
with horns, some hair on their chins
and they talk! That's strange!

(and mind you, they've got heavy,
giant brains too!)
Haiku # 15031, September 28, 2001 9:47 am ET
by jewel1
Boo! Were you scared ron?
Did your teeth rattle, eyes bulge?
they do look scary

(duh?)
Haiku # 15030, September 28, 2001 9:30 am ET
by jewel1
What is it with ronin
that pricks the herd's raw behind?
sage versus genius?

(bless my midgetry)
Haiku # 15029, September 28, 2001 9:25 am ET
by jewel1
anxious, fidgeting
now my heart is calm
I am with him now
Haiku # 15028, September 28, 2001 9:16 am ET
by jewel1
Postcard from Kabul

wandering afar
your loneliness much to bear
preparing for war
Haiku # 15027, September 28, 2001 8:53 am ET
by indiana
Paver you raver
how's the colon been to date?
Daddy's must be bung
Haiku # 15026, September 28, 2001 7:58 am ET
by mellie
Masterpieces will
always take extra time dear
Ronin, just you wait.
Haiku # 15025, September 28, 2001 5:39 am ET
by k_for_splinter_group_haiku of the goat herd
hay, i herd of it...
bahht what's this "another month"?
add another goat?
Haiku # 15024, September 28, 2001 5:29 am ET
by _to_k
baaa! from missing herd
Ronin, you'll love the new site!
Wait another month.
Haiku # 15023, September 28, 2001 4:40 am ET
by missing herd of goats of k_bathed_in_glow_of_computer_screen_coding_away
ahHh...my dEar jEwel
The sIte's bEaUtiFuL PriNcEsS
nOw My dAy's ComPlEtE
Haiku # 15022, September 28, 2001 4:32 am ET
by goku
sweet corn with crushed ice
add some non-fat milk and pour
it will cool us down

(hi, goku with the high energy!)
Haiku # 15021, September 28, 2001 4:16 am ET
by jewel1
HoT cUp Of cOfFeE
oNe sIp anD cAffEiNe KicKs iN
i'M iN hYpEr MoDe
Haiku # 15020, September 28, 2001 4:06 am ET
by goku
http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=66991&group=webcast

Haiku # 15019, September 28, 2001 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
income tax return
demanding my attention
don't hold out much hope
Haiku # 15018, September 28, 2001 3:29 am ET
by ash
bubbling like scuba
a pack of a diff'rent sort
adds to confusion
Haiku # 15017, September 28, 2001 3:27 am ET
by ash
clinking against glass
a pack of ice cubes rattle
cooling jameson's
Haiku # 15016, September 28, 2001 3:26 am ET
by ash
I see her picture
when she was young and pretty
now, her sad old eyes

speaks of a full life
so alive and so human
honest to the core
Haiku # 15015, September 28, 2001 2:20 am ET
by jewel1
As D Thomas said
"rage, rage against the dying..."
gracefully we age

(again, I bow to wisdom)
Haiku # 15014, September 28, 2001 2:15 am ET
by jewel1toronin,wellsaid
I beseech, Great Spirit
a poetic colonic
let Bung Daddy speak!
Haiku # 15013, September 28, 2001 12:01 am ET
by Paver
speak to me of goat
and the unspeakable stench
of your unwashed loin
Haiku # 15012, September 27, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Paver
andouille sausage
fry it up with red peppers
GOD BLESS MY ASSHOLE
Haiku # 15011, September 27, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by Paver

........hello there jewel
looks like we've a "new" poet
......don't they ever tire

..(have you seen a missing
..herd of goats somewhere)
Haiku # 15010, September 27, 2001 11:41 pm ET
by ronin@
goddamit mellie
i'm back spreading happy bung
until the gin's gone
Haiku # 15009, September 27, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by Paver
God hear my prayer
soothe the world's inflamed asshole
with some cool aloe
Haiku # 15008, September 27, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by Paver
As fall approaches
crap extrudes like cool basalt
ever hardening
Haiku # 15007, September 27, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by Paver
Fundamentalists
why are they always assholes
in any culture
Haiku # 15006, September 27, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by Paver
World lives in turmoil
Arabs and Jews;no happy bung
Bull goose bad juju
Haiku # 15005, September 27, 2001 11:18 pm ET
by Missing the big Daddy
heart beating so fast
there's no "c" in my keyboard!
my eyes won't "c" it.

(sorry fellas, my mistake I submit)
Haiku # 15004, September 27, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by jewel1
the allure of youth
defiance, rashness and vim
should bow to wisdom

(puts my hands together and bows three times)
Haiku # 15003, September 27, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by jewel1
gee, i should bury
in the sand, forgot the "k"
in craked, stoopeed hand

(bad spuhllers of the world unite!!)
Haiku # 15002, September 27, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by jewel1

..such an insight, mox
but being playful and all
.....ain't exactly bad

Haiku # 15001, September 27, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by ronin@
He tempted what I
really do, as a man said prayer
is a child's game, no
meaning, his face a
belief in no belief...
Still, keep on truckin'
Keep on praying
Haiku # 15000, September 27, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by Lee
the best example, is a prayer uttered as you did, looking at the wilds
Haiku # 14999, September 27, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Lee
you can follow with stuff, and even poetical ideals... often a poem or even haiku is a prayer uttered, sometimes in passing, or next to death, or in thanks for living
Haiku # 14998, September 27, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Lee
next, forgive yourself and others of their mistakes and pray for the good things about themselves to improve
Haiku # 14997, September 27, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by Lee
then bless what you are happy to have
Haiku # 14996, September 27, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Lee
next, a hail mary, or an act of contrition
Haiku # 14995, September 27, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Lee
Start with Our Father...
Haiku # 14994, September 27, 2001 3:31 pm ET
by Lee
ap, that's not something you joke about...

what would you pray for? Something useful?
Haiku # 14993, September 27, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Mox
high desert sage brush
coyote lopes across the road
looks back and wonders
Haiku # 14992, September 27, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by ap
jesus will save you
pray real hard there moxie
just keep on prayin'

Haiku # 14991, September 27, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by ap
ronin sounds like reaming
love that shit from shithole
hate me all you love!

there's that side of me.
unredeeming social value,
so like all of you.
Haiku # 14990, September 27, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by boo
california
oil rigs fucking the earth
near bakersfield

i am envious
of their potent stamina
slow and steady works
Haiku # 14989, September 27, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by ap
trucks climb the grape vine
just ninety three more miles
to Los angeles

roy orbison sings
only the lonely to me
blood shot driving eyes
Haiku # 14988, September 27, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by ap
ahem..."moxie...?"

a little more evangelical next time, ok?
Haiku # 14987, September 27, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Lee
well hey!!! that wasnt a good idea
it didnt fit at all and i tried wire and
wood coathangers....you could hurt
people with suggestions like that
what would god think of you ???
Haiku # 14986, September 27, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by moxie
i came to tell you
all to put a coat hanger
into your assholes!
Haiku # 14985, September 27, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by Larry the Unlikely
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