Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

clinking against glass
a pack of ice cubes rattle
cooling jameson's
Haiku # 15016, September 28, 2001 3:26 am ET
by ash
I see her picture
when she was young and pretty
now, her sad old eyes

speaks of a full life
so alive and so human
honest to the core
Haiku # 15015, September 28, 2001 2:20 am ET
by jewel1
As D Thomas said
"rage, rage against the dying..."
gracefully we age

(again, I bow to wisdom)
Haiku # 15014, September 28, 2001 2:15 am ET
by jewel1toronin,wellsaid
I beseech, Great Spirit
a poetic colonic
let Bung Daddy speak!
Haiku # 15013, September 28, 2001 12:01 am ET
by Paver
speak to me of goat
and the unspeakable stench
of your unwashed loin
Haiku # 15012, September 27, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Paver
andouille sausage
fry it up with red peppers
GOD BLESS MY ASSHOLE
Haiku # 15011, September 27, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by Paver

........hello there jewel
looks like we've a "new" poet
......don't they ever tire

..(have you seen a missing
..herd of goats somewhere)
Haiku # 15010, September 27, 2001 11:41 pm ET
by ronin@
goddamit mellie
i'm back spreading happy bung
until the gin's gone
Haiku # 15009, September 27, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by Paver
God hear my prayer
soothe the world's inflamed asshole
with some cool aloe
Haiku # 15008, September 27, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by Paver
As fall approaches
crap extrudes like cool basalt
ever hardening
Haiku # 15007, September 27, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by Paver
Fundamentalists
why are they always assholes
in any culture
Haiku # 15006, September 27, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by Paver
World lives in turmoil
Arabs and Jews;no happy bung
Bull goose bad juju
Haiku # 15005, September 27, 2001 11:18 pm ET
by Missing the big Daddy
heart beating so fast
there's no "c" in my keyboard!
my eyes won't "c" it.

(sorry fellas, my mistake I submit)
Haiku # 15004, September 27, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by jewel1
the allure of youth
defiance, rashness and vim
should bow to wisdom

(puts my hands together and bows three times)
Haiku # 15003, September 27, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by jewel1
gee, i should bury
in the sand, forgot the "k"
in craked, stoopeed hand

(bad spuhllers of the world unite!!)
Haiku # 15002, September 27, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by jewel1

..such an insight, mox
but being playful and all
.....ain't exactly bad

Haiku # 15001, September 27, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by ronin@
He tempted what I
really do, as a man said prayer
is a child's game, no
meaning, his face a
belief in no belief...
Still, keep on truckin'
Keep on praying
Haiku # 15000, September 27, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by Lee
the best example, is a prayer uttered as you did, looking at the wilds
Haiku # 14999, September 27, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Lee
you can follow with stuff, and even poetical ideals... often a poem or even haiku is a prayer uttered, sometimes in passing, or next to death, or in thanks for living
Haiku # 14998, September 27, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Lee
next, forgive yourself and others of their mistakes and pray for the good things about themselves to improve
Haiku # 14997, September 27, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by Lee
then bless what you are happy to have
Haiku # 14996, September 27, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Lee
next, a hail mary, or an act of contrition
Haiku # 14995, September 27, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Lee
Start with Our Father...
Haiku # 14994, September 27, 2001 3:31 pm ET
by Lee
ap, that's not something you joke about...

what would you pray for? Something useful?
Haiku # 14993, September 27, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Mox
high desert sage brush
coyote lopes across the road
looks back and wonders
Haiku # 14992, September 27, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by ap
jesus will save you
pray real hard there moxie
just keep on prayin'

Haiku # 14991, September 27, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by ap
ronin sounds like reaming
love that shit from shithole
hate me all you love!

there's that side of me.
unredeeming social value,
so like all of you.
Haiku # 14990, September 27, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by boo
california
oil rigs fucking the earth
near bakersfield

i am envious
of their potent stamina
slow and steady works
Haiku # 14989, September 27, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by ap
trucks climb the grape vine
just ninety three more miles
to Los angeles

roy orbison sings
only the lonely to me
blood shot driving eyes
Haiku # 14988, September 27, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by ap
ahem..."moxie...?"

a little more evangelical next time, ok?
Haiku # 14987, September 27, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Lee
well hey!!! that wasnt a good idea
it didnt fit at all and i tried wire and
wood coathangers....you could hurt
people with suggestions like that
what would god think of you ???
Haiku # 14986, September 27, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by moxie
i came to tell you
all to put a coat hanger
into your assholes!
Haiku # 14985, September 27, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by Larry the Unlikely
A man made from mud.
Walking and talking, alive.
Thinking and dreaming.
Haiku # 14984, September 27, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Like clay in potter's
hands, molded and created
The kiln fires solid.
Haiku # 14983, September 27, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me devotchka,
listen very well and see
what kind of poet...

you will be!
Haiku # 14982, September 27, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Yes, I agree with
the good doctor, ideas
are good if understood.
Haiku # 14981, September 27, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
So, not artsy but
succinctly hitting the point;
this is your goal.
Haiku # 14980, September 27, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
One last time for you:
Big and bad words can cut your
thoughts into thirds
Haiku # 14979, September 27, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Objective thought like
wide perspective lacks the being
(Sun/Moon) - blind seeing
Haiku # 14978, September 27, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey

merry christmas, folks
Haiku # 14977, September 27, 2001 11:05 am ET
by ronin@wheresmypresent
..ALTERNATIVE POEM

.a light evening breeze
so softly lifts the firefly
....ap above the sky

Haiku # 14976, September 27, 2001 11:03 am ET
by ronin@nagsinsscanties?areyouone ofthem?
crackpots and stray dogs
mossy rocks a fresh mown lawn
I'll say now more
Haiku # 14975, September 27, 2001 10:20 am ET
by mellie
An abandoned house
craked pots, stray dogs, mossy rocks
overgrown rose bush

Old, lonely and used
so pregnant with memories
very much to tell
Haiku # 14974, September 27, 2001 9:57 am ET
by jewel1
A cake divided
Which one is bigger, I muse
either one looks fine
Haiku # 14973, September 27, 2001 9:55 am ET
by jewel1
out in the mulga
where churches are few, rude men
ride nags in scanties
Haiku # 14972, September 27, 2001 9:27 am ET
by mellie
Each morning I wake
time surreal, the crazy schedule
then silence, complete
Haiku # 14971, September 27, 2001 8:41 am ET
by jewel1
Racing far beyond
Never looking back again
Not looking forward
Haiku # 14970, September 27, 2001 8:38 am ET
by jewel1
a song in the wind
reaches deep within my heart
and a stab of pain

(hi ronin)
Haiku # 14969, September 27, 2001 8:36 am ET
by jewel1


....................shoot, i mean: f5!!!
Haiku # 14968, September 27, 2001 8:22 am ET
by ronin


.................................f4!!!
Haiku # 14967, September 27, 2001 8:21 am ET
by ronin
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