Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

then bless what you are happy to have
Haiku # 14996, September 27, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Lee
next, a hail mary, or an act of contrition
Haiku # 14995, September 27, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Lee
Start with Our Father...
Haiku # 14994, September 27, 2001 3:31 pm ET
by Lee
ap, that's not something you joke about...

what would you pray for? Something useful?
Haiku # 14993, September 27, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Mox
high desert sage brush
coyote lopes across the road
looks back and wonders
Haiku # 14992, September 27, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by ap
jesus will save you
pray real hard there moxie
just keep on prayin'

Haiku # 14991, September 27, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by ap
ronin sounds like reaming
love that shit from shithole
hate me all you love!

there's that side of me.
unredeeming social value,
so like all of you.
Haiku # 14990, September 27, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by boo
california
oil rigs fucking the earth
near bakersfield

i am envious
of their potent stamina
slow and steady works
Haiku # 14989, September 27, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by ap
trucks climb the grape vine
just ninety three more miles
to Los angeles

roy orbison sings
only the lonely to me
blood shot driving eyes
Haiku # 14988, September 27, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by ap
ahem..."moxie...?"

a little more evangelical next time, ok?
Haiku # 14987, September 27, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Lee
well hey!!! that wasnt a good idea
it didnt fit at all and i tried wire and
wood coathangers....you could hurt
people with suggestions like that
what would god think of you ???
Haiku # 14986, September 27, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by moxie
i came to tell you
all to put a coat hanger
into your assholes!
Haiku # 14985, September 27, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by Larry the Unlikely
A man made from mud.
Walking and talking, alive.
Thinking and dreaming.
Haiku # 14984, September 27, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Like clay in potter's
hands, molded and created
The kiln fires solid.
Haiku # 14983, September 27, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me devotchka,
listen very well and see
what kind of poet...

you will be!
Haiku # 14982, September 27, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Yes, I agree with
the good doctor, ideas
are good if understood.
Haiku # 14981, September 27, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
So, not artsy but
succinctly hitting the point;
this is your goal.
Haiku # 14980, September 27, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
One last time for you:
Big and bad words can cut your
thoughts into thirds
Haiku # 14979, September 27, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Objective thought like
wide perspective lacks the being
(Sun/Moon) - blind seeing
Haiku # 14978, September 27, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey

merry christmas, folks
Haiku # 14977, September 27, 2001 11:05 am ET
by ronin@wheresmypresent
..ALTERNATIVE POEM

.a light evening breeze
so softly lifts the firefly
....ap above the sky

Haiku # 14976, September 27, 2001 11:03 am ET
by ronin@nagsinsscanties?areyouone ofthem?
crackpots and stray dogs
mossy rocks a fresh mown lawn
I'll say now more
Haiku # 14975, September 27, 2001 10:20 am ET
by mellie
An abandoned house
craked pots, stray dogs, mossy rocks
overgrown rose bush

Old, lonely and used
so pregnant with memories
very much to tell
Haiku # 14974, September 27, 2001 9:57 am ET
by jewel1
A cake divided
Which one is bigger, I muse
either one looks fine
Haiku # 14973, September 27, 2001 9:55 am ET
by jewel1
out in the mulga
where churches are few, rude men
ride nags in scanties
Haiku # 14972, September 27, 2001 9:27 am ET
by mellie
Each morning I wake
time surreal, the crazy schedule
then silence, complete
Haiku # 14971, September 27, 2001 8:41 am ET
by jewel1
Racing far beyond
Never looking back again
Not looking forward
Haiku # 14970, September 27, 2001 8:38 am ET
by jewel1
a song in the wind
reaches deep within my heart
and a stab of pain

(hi ronin)
Haiku # 14969, September 27, 2001 8:36 am ET
by jewel1


....................shoot, i mean: f5!!!
Haiku # 14968, September 27, 2001 8:22 am ET
by ronin


.................................f4!!!
Haiku # 14967, September 27, 2001 8:21 am ET
by ronin
...//
.(0) (0)
....oo
...-----

..(scott)
Haiku # 14966, September 27, 2001 8:16 am ET
by ronin

....a light evening breeze
...so softly lifts the firefly
.......up above the sky

(better than nothing, which
..quite describes bool-s 8)
Haiku # 14965, September 27, 2001 8:11 am ET
by ronin

ahhh, peace and quiet
..conducive to poetry
...and wan reflection
Haiku # 14964, September 27, 2001 8:07 am ET
by ronin
........A BIT CONCERNED

........mellie's not herself
i think, somewhat lacking her
..........usual vamp elan
Haiku # 14963, September 27, 2001 7:56 am ET
by ronin@

.........interesting, AP
you must have done lots of it
......at the mental ward

(like when you did time there)
Haiku # 14962, September 27, 2001 7:52 am ET
by ronin@isayyou'reimprovingexcellently
..GETTING BACK TO FORM
............(vile haiku)

..boo sounds more like poo
something like a piece of shit
.........a likely shithead

..(an unconceding shithead!)

Haiku # 14961, September 27, 2001 7:47 am ET
by ronin@
i think the pope is
catholic, and ducks do swim
realbadhaiku, mel
Haiku # 14960, September 27, 2001 5:50 am ET
by coming soon
yeah pigs might fly
is the pope a catholic?
and can a duck swim?

pull the other one
slap on a bandaid perhaps
and kiss it better
Haiku # 14959, September 27, 2001 4:36 am ET
by mellie
on realbadhaiku
you'll be able to block these
posters of drivel...
Haiku # 14958, September 27, 2001 3:36 am ET
by coming soon
what cha gonna do
when the gamma rays come for
you moxie or lee

would almost be worth it
Haiku # 14957, September 27, 2001 3:25 am ET
by savage universe
giant gamma ray
bursts, one hundred light year
blast radius....ouch!

neutron double stars,
many pairs of which are close
to solar system
Haiku # 14956, September 27, 2001 3:22 am ET
by where ya gonna hide?
_____
|_ _|
n (O O) n
H _|_/|_ H
nHnn/ ___/
nHn

__/| |/__/
Haiku # 14955, September 27, 2001 3:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
(.|.)
).(
( v )
|/
Haiku # 14954, September 27, 2001 3:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
(.|.)
).(
( v )
|/
Haiku # 14953, September 27, 2001 3:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Need to write paper
Procrastinate with poems
Damn the internet
Haiku # 14952, September 27, 2001 1:53 am ET
by VitaminR
<<
(".)
<( )>
,, J L,,
Haiku # 14951, September 27, 2001 1:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
and the score so far
terrorism six thousand
forces of good nil

keep tuned for more war
good triumphs over evil
and the curtain falls

meanwhile, far away
recalcitrant ex-allies
won't follow the script
Haiku # 14950, September 26, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by ash
arrrgggg
Haiku # 14949, September 26, 2001 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
( )*( )
P P
O o O
o 0 o
O 0 O
ppPppppppPpp
Haiku # 14948, September 26, 2001 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
crap that didn't work!
Haiku # 14947, September 26, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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