Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

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Haiku # 14955, September 27, 2001 3:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 14954, September 27, 2001 3:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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( v )
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Haiku # 14953, September 27, 2001 3:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Need to write paper
Procrastinate with poems
Damn the internet
Haiku # 14952, September 27, 2001 1:53 am ET
by VitaminR
<<
(".)
<( )>
,, J L,,
Haiku # 14951, September 27, 2001 1:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
and the score so far
terrorism six thousand
forces of good nil

keep tuned for more war
good triumphs over evil
and the curtain falls

meanwhile, far away
recalcitrant ex-allies
won't follow the script
Haiku # 14950, September 26, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by ash
arrrgggg
Haiku # 14949, September 26, 2001 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
( )*( )
P P
O o O
o 0 o
O 0 O
ppPppppppPpp
Haiku # 14948, September 26, 2001 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
crap that didn't work!
Haiku # 14947, September 26, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
( )*( )
P P
O o O
o 0 o
O 0 O
PpppppppP
Haiku # 14946, September 26, 2001 9:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fight ordered chaos,
jingoist's propaganda,
with love's harmony

fight death with life, don't
feed it or it bites the hand,
consumes the sucker

fight its destruction
with re-creation, there is
plenty to disclose.
Haiku # 14945, September 26, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by unconceding of boo interruption of
post diarrea
left ronin empty of his
own exposition
Haiku # 14944, September 26, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

hi! (boo, is full of bull manure)
Haiku # 14943, September 26, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by ronin
Hilansi poochsi digzi
Pilantro bistno roogsil
Hocksi loogzie
Haiku # 14942, September 26, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by Bjorg of Sweden
Yes I agree with the good doctor.
Haiku # 14941, September 26, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
Ok, for the last time:
Please, please if possible
DONT WRITE 100 poems in a row
That isnt the point of this site,
if you do do it...make sure its at least
SOMEWHAT interesting.
Haiku # 14940, September 26, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
no guv good as ours!?
which bought corruption into
all others world wide!
Haiku # 14939, September 26, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by flip ant
how'd we do it to
ourselves - cheney took all that
knowledge to his grave.
Haiku # 14938, September 26, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by flip ant
none of the panic
buttons pushed, stewardesses
knifed to force pilots

out of the cockpits?
but no first response given?
we're asked to believe!
Haiku # 14937, September 26, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by flip ant
season opener
of Frazier, excellantay!
gold in writer's mind.
Haiku # 14936, September 26, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by MissEverything
Lee/Mox i am sure
has fur on his feet as well
as his little palms

ya little hobbit wanker!
Haiku # 14935, September 26, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fight its destruction
with re-creation. there is
plenty to disclose.
Haiku # 14934, September 26, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by unconceding
oh, ronin's a sucker
to my sassy spit, meant to
include you, you shit!
Haiku # 14933, September 26, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by boo
fight death with life, don't
feed it or it bites the hand
consumes the sucker.
Haiku # 14932, September 26, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by unconceding
fight ordered chaos,
jingoist's propaganda
with love's harmony
Haiku # 14931, September 26, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by unconceding
when one is humbled
my lords and ladies
one gets up and thanks creation
Haiku # 14930, September 26, 2001 1:03 pm ET
by Lee
nah, I am still
alive and as ever
still alive
Haiku # 14929, September 26, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by Lee
this war is over
empty sheath, lee is humbled
does hara-kiri

(please don
Haiku # 14928, September 26, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by indiana
why masterless?
why is a samurai
without a sword?
Haiku # 14927, September 26, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by Lee
i was talking to a wiccan friend
about this place, he said leave
and enter a circle of truth
Haiku # 14926, September 26, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Lee
I'm a guy
Haiku # 14925, September 26, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Lee

what shameful act?

..........bye
Haiku # 14924, September 26, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by ronin
Which life would you choose?
the essential live or die?
or live and let live?
Haiku # 14923, September 26, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by jewel1to lee
bonjour Mesdemoiselles!
why, you are alive and well
out of here, soldier!
Haiku # 14922, September 26, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by indiana
why was this place
like this?

themadtaer@hotmail.com
Haiku # 14921, September 26, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Lee

m hitting the sack.

boo, go suck on john lennon's ash.

haah, the vicious circle of verbal violence.
Haiku # 14920, September 26, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by ronin
I am sick of b-s
you win, game over
I should have walked away long ago
and started living
Haiku # 14919, September 26, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by Lee
I don't want to play
anymore...I want to live
a new life...
Haiku # 14918, September 26, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Lee
The uncertainty
the fear, the paranoia
that grips all of us

For one shameful act
involves everyone
even the cavemen
Haiku # 14917, September 26, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by phoenix

...my center is strong
supported by my pieces
soon to raid your home
Haiku # 14916, September 26, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ronin
the nazis in the indiana movie
looked in the ark, spielberg is jewish
boy did they spark His judgement who is One!
Haiku # 14915, September 26, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Lee

......so much to learn mox
.......the thrill of discovery
in things mystical (or religious)

.....(but watch out for cons,
...i'd guess you'd know one)
Haiku # 14914, September 26, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by ronin
I will be as I
As before, true to myself
midget, dimwit, I
Haiku # 14913, September 26, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by Phoenix
too early yet proud
your center is crumbling, oooops!
touch
Haiku # 14912, September 26, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by indiana
slowly the clock goes
tic toc, is this a nicer
place I am brought to?
Haiku # 14911, September 26, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by phoenix

...problems never leave
regardless of their nature
....but we must survive

....(to live another day
.....so we can roast k)
Haiku # 14910, September 26, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by ronin
when ye enter the Circle
shall we put away childish things?
Haiku # 14909, September 26, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by Lee
it's something of a game
yet, it is darker
and it is not the Circle
Haiku # 14908, September 26, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by Long Distance Runaround
if he stands as a dead stone buddha
without a smile
he is not a buddha, but a pawn
Haiku # 14907, September 26, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Lee
this isn't a game
this is poems, life
to reduce it to such
we cast the pieces to the wind...
Haiku # 14906, September 26, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Lee
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