Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...


...my center is strong
supported by my pieces
soon to raid your home
Haiku # 14916, September 26, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ronin
the nazis in the indiana movie
looked in the ark, spielberg is jewish
boy did they spark His judgement who is One!
Haiku # 14915, September 26, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Lee

......so much to learn mox
.......the thrill of discovery
in things mystical (or religious)

.....(but watch out for cons,
...i'd guess you'd know one)
Haiku # 14914, September 26, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by ronin
I will be as I
As before, true to myself
midget, dimwit, I
Haiku # 14913, September 26, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by Phoenix
too early yet proud
your center is crumbling, oooops!
touch
Haiku # 14912, September 26, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by indiana
slowly the clock goes
tic toc, is this a nicer
place I am brought to?
Haiku # 14911, September 26, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by phoenix

...problems never leave
regardless of their nature
....but we must survive

....(to live another day
.....so we can roast k)
Haiku # 14910, September 26, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by ronin
when ye enter the Circle
shall we put away childish things?
Haiku # 14909, September 26, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by Lee
it's something of a game
yet, it is darker
and it is not the Circle
Haiku # 14908, September 26, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by Long Distance Runaround
if he stands as a dead stone buddha
without a smile
he is not a buddha, but a pawn
Haiku # 14907, September 26, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Lee
this isn't a game
this is poems, life
to reduce it to such
we cast the pieces to the wind...
Haiku # 14906, September 26, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Lee

your play is quite cramped
....with the bishop in lieu
.. of your knight, you lose
Haiku # 14905, September 26, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by ronin
Lord, I ask you
your humble nitwit, to bring her back
and more honesty, here...

i am no solider, nor crusader, but a
Haiku # 14904, September 26, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Lee
poor jewel banished
by a marauding soldier
longing for phoenix!
Haiku # 14903, September 26, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by indiana
I have spoken to others
about these games
they kill me, yada, yada...
Haiku # 14902, September 26, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Lee
i was serious at times
when I wanted to die
due to problems in my real life
Haiku # 14901, September 26, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Lee

......ha ha your poison
mox seems quite interesting
......you mind giving k
Haiku # 14900, September 26, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by ronin
You have all the pieces
black and white,
then who can win if one can't play?
Haiku # 14899, September 26, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Lee
If I choose to die
you win, and if I die
over this website, what the hell?
Haiku # 14898, September 26, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Lee
who loses, he who loses
shall win and he who wins
shall they lose

where is the angel?
Haiku # 14897, September 26, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by Lee
King's pawn to bishop 4!
Uno, digres, blimy
Cribbage and Cthulhu!
Haiku # 14896, September 26, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Lee

of course, that's your move
it's like you had any choice
.......other than losing
Haiku # 14895, September 26, 2001 11:59 am ET
by ronin
convergence 2?
did that poison kick in yet?
if not, don't drink it
Haiku # 14894, September 26, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Lee

k's been wrapped around
.......the 747's wheel
...but the bugger healed
Haiku # 14893, September 26, 2001 11:55 am ET
by ronin
don
Haiku # 14892, September 26, 2001 11:55 am ET
by indiana to ronin
"life is a lie until we dicover the truth"
Haiku # 14891, September 26, 2001 11:55 am ET
by the Crawling Chaos
e-mails anyone?
if we knew each other
outside this place would it be better?
Haiku # 14890, September 26, 2001 11:53 am ET
by Lee
did I create that
cup of poison? or is this
real? egad... I'm Catholic...
Haiku # 14889, September 26, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Lee
this life is confusing
twists and bends, emotions to defend self
and trying to be order to chaos

and some try to embrace chaos
Haiku # 14888, September 26, 2001 11:49 am ET
by Lee
Oooops! The time has come
the effect of that one cup
But before I die...

(hold my hand just once more)
Haiku # 14887, September 26, 2001 11:49 am ET
by jewel1
touche!

i wonder then
if I am trying to be others
when I need to be me!
Haiku # 14886, September 26, 2001 11:47 am ET
by Lee

..........medusa-like k
you'd surely have your use in
......Bonfire's hollywood
Haiku # 14885, September 26, 2001 11:47 am ET
by ronin
why you are turning
to be like me, I don't know
who is the shadow?
Haiku # 14884, September 26, 2001 11:46 am ET
by jewel1
indeed, if is it so
everyone must get stoned
on pabst blue ribbon
Haiku # 14883, September 26, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Lee

...........medusa-like k
you would surely have your use
.......in Bonfire's hollywood
Haiku # 14882, September 26, 2001 11:45 am ET
by ronin
shameless mockery
casper flees to his own room
counting beads for sure
Haiku # 14881, September 26, 2001 11:45 am ET
by indiana
I am just a small
mind, trying to do poems
amazing, but in the end

often very foolish
Haiku # 14880, September 26, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Lee
:)....

I am in the Gulf
and smiling
because you had that effect
Haiku # 14879, September 26, 2001 11:42 am ET
by Lee
In the Baltic Sea
I dwell, snapping on sea weeds
then merrily swim

(there!)
Haiku # 14878, September 26, 2001 11:41 am ET
by jewel1tolee
I am a complex many persons...
one moment insecure
one moment, self confident...

emotion is scorpio's awful burden, as it is everyone else's too
Haiku # 14877, September 26, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Lee
So, who are you now?
Is it the warrior, insane?
really lost my brain

(honest!)
Haiku # 14876, September 26, 2001 11:37 am ET
by jewel1tolee

k's back so soon from
..his physical therapy
with dicks on his head
Haiku # 14875, September 26, 2001 11:35 am ET
by ronin
one must make life
into, what one can, now that
things have changed, but they

are
Haiku # 14874, September 26, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Lee
Kind Libra
You are a boon to humanity
this is a powerful gift
Haiku # 14873, September 26, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Lee
No, never, Indy
Though I use another word
Moments lasts till death
Haiku # 14872, September 26, 2001 11:34 am ET
by jewel1toindyre14867
checkmate then is it?
I am a water sign, yes
Haiku # 14871, September 26, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Lee

......TO INDY


...........b5
Haiku # 14870, September 26, 2001 11:32 am ET
by ronin
I can't distinguish
If you are merely mocking
My clear shallowness

(water?)
Haiku # 14869, September 26, 2001 11:31 am ET
by jewel1
Libra or Taurus...
balancing or
well, Taureans can rub scorp into the dirt...
Haiku # 14868, September 26, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Lee
life will never be
as it was before, to mate
have you forgotten?
Haiku # 14867, September 26, 2001 11:28 am ET
by indiana
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