Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
I can't distinguish
If you are merely mocking
My clear shallowness

(water?)
Haiku # 14869 September 26, 2001 11:31 am ET
by jewel1
Libra or Taurus...
balancing or
well, Taureans can rub scorp into the dirt...
Haiku # 14868 September 26, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Lee
life will never be
as it was before, to mate
have you forgotten?
Haiku # 14867 September 26, 2001 11:28 am ET
by indiana
as good as it gets
we are imperfect supermen
we do fall in love

then we can be free
dadaista as living
dada now as art forever
Haiku # 14866 September 26, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Lee
My sign reveals much
mushy, soapy mess I fear
revealing myself

(try Venus, drama, art, sensitiveness)
Haiku # 14865 September 26, 2001 11:28 am ET
by jewel1
We would be different
to each other, face to face
breath to breath, who knows?
Haiku # 14864 September 26, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Lee
the games people play
to make others look as fools
maybe I am too innocent
for here
Haiku # 14863 September 26, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Lee
There! That really stings
Every "lady" believes that?
Vintage midgetry

(thanks)
Haiku # 14862 September 26, 2001 11:24 am ET
by jewel1
I am a Scorpio
we often fight in self defense
unintentionally falling back

and, the complex creatures we are
I shall in guilt take your cup
I am sorry
Haiku # 14861 September 26, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Lee
Why drink from a cup
which was not offered to you?
You only see WAR!
Haiku # 14860 September 26, 2001 11:21 am ET
by jewel1
are you a scorpio, mi' lady?
Haiku # 14859 September 26, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Lee
Where's the irony?
Is honesty ironic?
I am a midget

(but brave enough to admit it)
Haiku # 14858 September 26, 2001 11:19 am ET
by jewel1
if you are speaking
the truth, I will drink
the cup, angel, for you
Haiku # 14857 September 26, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Lee
i want you to be
ok, kiddo...
but I can't see you on the other end
Haiku # 14856 September 26, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Lee
Lee, I took the cup
Which you gave me and I am
just waiting, to end the soap
Haiku # 14855 September 26, 2001 11:13 am ET
by jewel1
I am certainly someone
who gets in a tither
over what goes on here!
Haiku # 14854 September 26, 2001 11:13 am ET
by Lee
incriminating
proof - res ipsa loquitor!
the ghastly suspect
Haiku # 14853 September 26, 2001 11:11 am ET
by indiana
I am rural
why do people
digress to "street" level here?
Haiku # 14852 September 26, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Lee
it takes time for
the distraught to, digest
ideas from a chaos mind
Haiku # 14851 September 26, 2001 11:06 am ET
by Lee
Haiku # 14850 September 26, 2001 11:06 am ET
by Lee
my soul is weary
my mind confused and flighty
I reach for your hand
Haiku # 14849 September 26, 2001 11:05 am ET
by jewel1toindyre14818

shut the fuck up for a minute
Haiku # 14848 September 26, 2001 11:04 am ET
by ronin
frying pans and pots
of wars and terrorism
wonder what it is?

(whoa! can't write about lizards and
shits and this site is filled with
war, we are at war, the whole world is
at war...booool...s--t!
Haiku # 14847 September 26, 2001 11:03 am ET
by jewel1
tilts head curiously...

what is a midget mind?
is it a metaphor of ironic humility?
Haiku # 14846 September 26, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Lee
the long faces in
social contact dealt with the critic
in zen silence
Haiku # 14845 September 26, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Lee
three more stupid shits
use this room for their e-mail,
publicated crap!
-indiana julie
Haiku # 14844 September 26, 2001 10:56 am ET
by boo
Two sides to every
person, one is the light
the other is the shadow...

in denial, we are "superior" and the other is, "insane"
Haiku # 14843 September 26, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Lee
Haiku # 14842 September 26, 2001 10:54 am ET
by boo
In my midget mind
two people in lee but who
did i talk with last?

(tsk tsk tsk...heavy schitzo stuff,
personality splitting)
Haiku # 14841 September 26, 2001 10:53 am ET
by jewel1
rumor-nations

hi-jackers unknown
with stolen identities
conspicuousness.

wounded knee hap'ning
so deserved? both undeserved!
both what was, what is.
Haiku # 14840 September 26, 2001 10:50 am ET
by artbell
I would be more happy
if you were you, Jewel,
and kept writing to shine light

on my darkness
Haiku # 14839 September 26, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Lee
it used to be live and let die
now it is live and let live
live simply so others may get good natural food
Haiku # 14838 September 26, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Lee
Will you be happy
If there were one less person?
Though it's a midget?

(I'll be glad to give...to buy peace...)
Haiku # 14837 September 26, 2001 10:47 am ET
by jewel1
drama is a distraction
it is backsliding, causing me
to slip, back into

log man status

(logs in reference to the spec guy and the mote guy)
Haiku # 14836 September 26, 2001 10:46 am ET
by Lee
art bell - being a
woosie for bushie! Hear your
hypocrasy, guy!?

ReVeNge is WANTED
by you?!?! What was the attack
on New York but THAT!???!
Haiku # 14835 September 26, 2001 10:46 am ET
by artbell
Either this is fun
or this is not fun
tea, or no tea...

Haiku # 14834 September 26, 2001 10:45 am ET
by Lee
something about
logs in eyes, I saw
that last night and prayed on it

but I could not resist pizza
Haiku # 14833 September 26, 2001 10:44 am ET
by Lee
from ugliness to
beauty, tragedy to hope
from hence butterflies
Haiku # 14832 September 26, 2001 10:43 am ET
by indiana
revenge to revenge-
on and on. You like it all?
what's wrong with revenge?:

it blinds you to the
real source. you blame anyone
before proving truth
Haiku # 14831 September 26, 2001 10:43 am ET
by artbell of www.revenge?
I am honest too
yes, the curse of Sisyphus
has afflicted you

(common, bash me again, is that all
the fight you can give me? Gee, Im hurt)
Haiku # 14830 September 26, 2001 10:42 am ET
by jewel1
my style is Nietzcheian
without direction, cause for
terror, for alarm...

just a reaction, I want to do better as Scorpios do
Haiku # 14829 September 26, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Lee
what would be cool would
be if John Travolta showed up
to a Dennys and...oh he did
Haiku # 14828 September 26, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Lee
secret cells are blind
to who gives them direction
and blame the headless

we accused Laden
before there was any proof,
not looking for proof.
Haiku # 14827 September 26, 2001 10:41 am ET
by artbell
because we would find
that wasn't pearl harbor but
September Surprise!

and when we find out
we did it to ourselves we'll
take it lieing down.
--woosies for bushie
Haiku # 14826 September 26, 2001 10:39 am ET
by artbell
I am a sinner
I did not hit you
I attacked pizza
Haiku # 14825 September 26, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Lee
haikus for midgets
about lizards, shit or what
others get away

(but not I)
Haiku # 14824 September 26, 2001 10:36 am ET
by jewel1
I offer a gift
simple, real and sincere
he bashes my head
Haiku # 14823 September 26, 2001 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
I am too honest
I have a child side all too eager to fight
and a samurai wondering...

Is she allright?
Haiku # 14822 September 26, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Lee
Well, I was often
set in a fighting place, others
came to believe I was a fool

such is the law of power, such is either you are a full fledged nazi butcher or Jesus Christ himself, none between
Haiku # 14821 September 26, 2001 10:33 am ET
by Lee
with terror he chased
the prophet from town, stoned
she ran and he screamed...

"come back, I'm sorry!"

with his hands covered in blood
Haiku # 14820 September 26, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Lee