Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
secret cells are blind
to who gives them direction
and blame the headless

we accused Laden
before there was any proof,
not looking for proof.
Haiku # 14827 September 26, 2001 10:41 am ET
by artbell
because we would find
that wasn't pearl harbor but
September Surprise!

and when we find out
we did it to ourselves we'll
take it lieing down.
--woosies for bushie
Haiku # 14826 September 26, 2001 10:39 am ET
by artbell
I am a sinner
I did not hit you
I attacked pizza
Haiku # 14825 September 26, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Lee
haikus for midgets
about lizards, shit or what
others get away

(but not I)
Haiku # 14824 September 26, 2001 10:36 am ET
by jewel1
I offer a gift
simple, real and sincere
he bashes my head
Haiku # 14823 September 26, 2001 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
I am too honest
I have a child side all too eager to fight
and a samurai wondering...

Is she allright?
Haiku # 14822 September 26, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Lee
Well, I was often
set in a fighting place, others
came to believe I was a fool

such is the law of power, such is either you are a full fledged nazi butcher or Jesus Christ himself, none between
Haiku # 14821 September 26, 2001 10:33 am ET
by Lee
with terror he chased
the prophet from town, stoned
she ran and he screamed...

"come back, I'm sorry!"

with his hands covered in blood
Haiku # 14820 September 26, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Lee
well, it's often the
mind at war with others is
in the cocoon trying to break free

frightening as that is...
Haiku # 14819 September 26, 2001 10:30 am ET
by Lee
what war shall prevail
if one loses a heartbeat
conquer that within
Haiku # 14818 September 26, 2001 10:20 am ET
by indiana
simple mind have I
still you had to read me wrong
I really don't care

(anyway, thanks for the poison I'm
drinking now...bye!)
Haiku # 14817 September 26, 2001 10:10 am ET
by jewel1
you just want to fight
no reason, no logic
Why mind a midget?

(go fight with the giants, or don't you
have marbles too to fight them?)
Haiku # 14816 September 26, 2001 10:06 am ET
by jewel1
For the love of goats
Why expect midgets to think?
I just count and write

(shoo! buz off lee or whoever you are!)
Haiku # 14815 September 26, 2001 10:04 am ET
by jewel1
envious general
finds pleasure in war, to him
no undisturbed state
Haiku # 14814 September 26, 2001 10:00 am ET
by indiana
jewel of my heart
you lost your marbles too soon
find them in the weeds
Haiku # 14813 September 26, 2001 9:34 am ET
by indiana
a perfect apetite personally?
amourous penguins always perky?
algorythmic pot roasts, analytic potatoes
Haiku # 14812 September 26, 2001 9:31 am ET
by Lee
oink oink and associated pizzas
I'll have ham and mushroom
and a cup of coffee
Haiku # 14811 September 26, 2001 9:29 am ET
by Lee
My Indiana
What is wrong with crumbs?
I lost my marbles.
Haiku # 14810 September 26, 2001 9:18 am ET
by jewel1
go find a socket
when the light goes on, be sure
to clean up the mess
Haiku # 14809 September 26, 2001 9:15 am ET
by indiana
before the day broke
raging fire ate what was left
like apocrine sweat
Haiku # 14808 September 26, 2001 9:06 am ET
by indiana
white bread or brown bread
either one, fine for sandwich
i don
Haiku # 14807 September 26, 2001 8:58 am ET
by indiana
Hill Billy willy
Pell mell and willy nilly
I think I miss you.

(hello goku!)
Haiku # 14806 September 26, 2001 7:52 am ET
by Jewel1
em dee em ay eh?
amphetamine analogue
hardly up to speed

i'd rather suck eggs
indoor doof doof enhancer
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 14805 September 26, 2001 6:49 am ET
by ash
FuN wItHoUt bAd PillS?
fiNd ThE tImE tO gEt A liFe
YoU'll SeE wHaT I mEaN
Haiku # 14804 September 26, 2001 6:38 am ET
by goku
fuck you moxie
Haiku # 14803 September 26, 2001 6:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
pulsing rave music
it's no wonder they take drugs
to make it sound good
Haiku # 14802 September 26, 2001 6:05 am ET
by ash
LiGhTs SwiRliNg AroUnD
rHyThMiC baNgiNg In mY HeAd
sWeAtiNg aLL OvEr

MeRcUrY RiSinG
HuShed vOiCeS, mUfFleD LAuGhTeR
aHhH....DisCo FeVeR
Haiku # 14801 September 26, 2001 5:39 am ET
by goku
takes my breath away
to think you believe you'll win
find a puffer mate
Haiku # 14800 September 26, 2001 5:36 am ET
by mellie
war on poverty
war on expansionism
war on ignorance
Haiku # 14799 September 26, 2001 4:12 am ET
by ash
crisis brings us so close together

i find it hard to breath
Haiku # 14798 September 26, 2001 2:20 am ET
by kilgore
we fight a war on
drugs we fight a war
on evil i'm sure we'll win
Haiku # 14797 September 26, 2001 2:17 am ET
by kilgore
way to go mellie
please check you spelling first girl
ready set submit
Haiku # 14796 September 26, 2001 12:50 am ET
by mellie
so plant marigolds
nematodes to into spin
that's the theory
Haiku # 14795 September 26, 2001 12:48 am ET
by mellie
speaking of such things
I whirl and twirl dervish-like
just took a thrashing
Haiku # 14794 September 26, 2001 12:45 am ET
by mellie
in the bright sunshine
a worm thrashes on the path
nematode dervish
Haiku # 14793 September 25, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by ash
market bounces back
armaments industry leads
chance to buy jingo
Haiku # 14792 September 25, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by ash
I see grandma stare
at the sunset on her chair
Her past, her future.

Deep-seated longings
Her work is done, she prays
for death to her God.
Haiku # 14791 September 25, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by jewel1
At dusk I see the
silhouette of a lone tree
with its leaves all gone
Haiku # 14790 September 25, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by jewel1
Lying on my bed
I see amorous lizards
gamely cavorting
Haiku # 14789 September 25, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by jewel1
Why, hello there, Lee!
Don't throw pearls to pigs, the Book
says it. Be patient.

(Shall we go "blase" together? Hee-haw)
Haiku # 14788 September 25, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by jewel1
I lost my marbles
So small I could not find it
Grandma will be mad

(now, im just a midget)
Haiku # 14787 September 25, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by jewel1
remember terrorism
there was nothing personal meant
but, it sure did mean something
on this side of the line
Haiku # 14786 September 25, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
If you're having so much fun
what for, have you suffered?
And for what? Shopping sprees?
Haiku # 14785 September 25, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Lee
associated prophecies
or alternative pizzas of
the world, unite! shackle your bondage!
Haiku # 14784 September 25, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Moxie
Then again, maybe
the death and rebirth of our
people, happened now
Haiku # 14783 September 25, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Lee
Democracy may die
on her feet, a statue in
the harbor, a ruin

of our Babylon
Haiku # 14782 September 25, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Lee
the Lord gave you an
effective mind to write poems
pride stepped in and what?
Haiku # 14781 September 25, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by Lee
this is the cause of
many a self destruction...
Gen X is bored...so
it self destructs on the flesh
Haiku # 14780 September 25, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by Lee
so, I was speaking to THE Janis?

Mox
Haiku # 14779 September 25, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Lee
that's fun moxie was
getting boring, but if you
insult him enough

he goes away, to
clean his shorts I guess, I am
just a haiku ho
Haiku # 14778 September 25, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by flutter-flutter-flutter