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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
before the day broke
raging fire ate what was left
like apocrine sweat
Haiku # 14808 September 26, 2001 9:06 am ET
by indiana
white bread or brown bread
either one, fine for sandwich
i don
Haiku # 14807 September 26, 2001 8:58 am ET
by indiana
Hill Billy willy
Pell mell and willy nilly
I think I miss you.

(hello goku!)
Haiku # 14806 September 26, 2001 7:52 am ET
by Jewel1
em dee em ay eh?
amphetamine analogue
hardly up to speed

i'd rather suck eggs
indoor doof doof enhancer
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 14805 September 26, 2001 6:49 am ET
by ash
FuN wItHoUt bAd PillS?
fiNd ThE tImE tO gEt A liFe
YoU'll SeE wHaT I mEaN
Haiku # 14804 September 26, 2001 6:38 am ET
by goku
fuck you moxie
Haiku # 14803 September 26, 2001 6:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
pulsing rave music
it's no wonder they take drugs
to make it sound good
Haiku # 14802 September 26, 2001 6:05 am ET
by ash
LiGhTs SwiRliNg AroUnD
rHyThMiC baNgiNg In mY HeAd
sWeAtiNg aLL OvEr

MeRcUrY RiSinG
HuShed vOiCeS, mUfFleD LAuGhTeR
aHhH....DisCo FeVeR
Haiku # 14801 September 26, 2001 5:39 am ET
by goku
takes my breath away
to think you believe you'll win
find a puffer mate
Haiku # 14800 September 26, 2001 5:36 am ET
by mellie
war on poverty
war on expansionism
war on ignorance
Haiku # 14799 September 26, 2001 4:12 am ET
by ash
crisis brings us so close together

i find it hard to breath
Haiku # 14798 September 26, 2001 2:20 am ET
by kilgore
we fight a war on
drugs we fight a war
on evil i'm sure we'll win
Haiku # 14797 September 26, 2001 2:17 am ET
by kilgore
way to go mellie
please check you spelling first girl
ready set submit
Haiku # 14796 September 26, 2001 12:50 am ET
by mellie
so plant marigolds
nematodes to into spin
that's the theory
Haiku # 14795 September 26, 2001 12:48 am ET
by mellie
speaking of such things
I whirl and twirl dervish-like
just took a thrashing
Haiku # 14794 September 26, 2001 12:45 am ET
by mellie
in the bright sunshine
a worm thrashes on the path
nematode dervish
Haiku # 14793 September 25, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by ash
market bounces back
armaments industry leads
chance to buy jingo
Haiku # 14792 September 25, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by ash
I see grandma stare
at the sunset on her chair
Her past, her future.

Deep-seated longings
Her work is done, she prays
for death to her God.
Haiku # 14791 September 25, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by jewel1
At dusk I see the
silhouette of a lone tree
with its leaves all gone
Haiku # 14790 September 25, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by jewel1
Lying on my bed
I see amorous lizards
gamely cavorting
Haiku # 14789 September 25, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by jewel1
Why, hello there, Lee!
Don't throw pearls to pigs, the Book
says it. Be patient.

(Shall we go "blase" together? Hee-haw)
Haiku # 14788 September 25, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by jewel1
I lost my marbles
So small I could not find it
Grandma will be mad

(now, im just a midget)
Haiku # 14787 September 25, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by jewel1
remember terrorism
there was nothing personal meant
but, it sure did mean something
on this side of the line
Haiku # 14786 September 25, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
If you're having so much fun
what for, have you suffered?
And for what? Shopping sprees?
Haiku # 14785 September 25, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Lee
associated prophecies
or alternative pizzas of
the world, unite! shackle your bondage!
Haiku # 14784 September 25, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Moxie
Then again, maybe
the death and rebirth of our
people, happened now
Haiku # 14783 September 25, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Lee
Democracy may die
on her feet, a statue in
the harbor, a ruin

of our Babylon
Haiku # 14782 September 25, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Lee
the Lord gave you an
effective mind to write poems
pride stepped in and what?
Haiku # 14781 September 25, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by Lee
this is the cause of
many a self destruction...
Gen X is bored...so
it self destructs on the flesh
Haiku # 14780 September 25, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by Lee
so, I was speaking to THE Janis?

Mox
Haiku # 14779 September 25, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Lee
that's fun moxie was
getting boring, but if you
insult him enough

he goes away, to
clean his shorts I guess, I am
just a haiku ho
Haiku # 14778 September 25, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by flutter-flutter-flutter
eek! eek eeeek EEk EEEK!
help help help help help help HELP
you're right, there's a MOTH.....(faint)
Haiku # 14777 September 25, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by sheena
lmao, moth
iz that you, anony-french?
come out an play..lol
Haiku # 14776 September 25, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by sheena
patriotism
doesn't depend on display
now, though, show support

we're rainy-day proud
beats fair-weather by a mile
i love you, U.S.
Haiku # 14775 September 25, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by sheena
my co-worker says
we're rainy-day patriots
but aren't those best?

so what, we didn't
fly flags every July?
we're flying them now
Haiku # 14774 September 25, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by sheena
sheena there is a
giant moth right behind you!
you can't see it yet....
Haiku # 14773 September 25, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
also a little
round american flag pin
i like to waste cash
Haiku # 14772 September 25, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by sheena
star-stripe boxing gloves
i just couldn't resist them
but they ARE cheez-o
Haiku # 14771 September 25, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by sheena
the 'lord' gave granny
a cock and then sucked her off,
not my kind of dude (or dudette)


Haiku # 14770 September 25, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet - to moxies soul
americana
taken past reasonable
too-tacky knick-knacks
Haiku # 14769 September 25, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by sheena
the 'lord' gave granny
a cock and then sucked her off,
not my kind of dude
Haiku # 14768 September 25, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet - to moxies soul
In defensive humor
I am also glad
I am none of you
but, myself
Haiku # 14767 September 25, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by Lee
Ah, the superiority complex
of the liberal intellectual snob
often speaks to the invertibrate
Haiku # 14766 September 25, 2001 1:53 pm ET
by Lee
sea anemone
underwater hemorrhoid, just
glad not to be you

viewing you through green
limpid water, softens your
natural horror
Haiku # 14765 September 25, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet - to moxies soul
A Scorpio has to do what others think is a joke...
until they come away changed, and healed...
Haiku # 14764 September 25, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by Lee
Well, when stormbringer comes
will you take the mark of the beast?
or will you stand tall with the Lord?
Haiku # 14763 September 25, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by Lee
love it when mox/lee
turns himself inside out - bares
his soul - such anguish!

Haiku # 14762 September 25, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ah, to be fourteen
standing in the morning sun
casting long shadows
Haiku # 14761 September 25, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME!!! ME! IS MY GAME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
Haiku # 14760 September 25, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by MOXIE (MAXIMUS FLATULENTCE) Hail! Moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME!!! ME! IS MY GAME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
Haiku # 14759 September 25, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by MOXIE (MAXIMUS FLATULENTCE) Hail! Moxie