Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

pulsing rave music
it's no wonder they take drugs
to make it sound good
Haiku # 14802, September 26, 2001 6:05 am ET
by ash
LiGhTs SwiRliNg AroUnD
rHyThMiC baNgiNg In mY HeAd
sWeAtiNg aLL OvEr

MeRcUrY RiSinG
HuShed vOiCeS, mUfFleD LAuGhTeR
aHhH....DisCo FeVeR
Haiku # 14801, September 26, 2001 5:39 am ET
by goku
takes my breath away
to think you believe you'll win
find a puffer mate
Haiku # 14800, September 26, 2001 5:36 am ET
by mellie
war on poverty
war on expansionism
war on ignorance
Haiku # 14799, September 26, 2001 4:12 am ET
by ash
crisis brings us so close together

i find it hard to breath
Haiku # 14798, September 26, 2001 2:20 am ET
by kilgore
we fight a war on
drugs we fight a war
on evil i'm sure we'll win
Haiku # 14797, September 26, 2001 2:17 am ET
by kilgore
way to go mellie
please check you spelling first girl
ready set submit
Haiku # 14796, September 26, 2001 12:50 am ET
by mellie
so plant marigolds
nematodes to into spin
that's the theory
Haiku # 14795, September 26, 2001 12:48 am ET
by mellie
speaking of such things
I whirl and twirl dervish-like
just took a thrashing
Haiku # 14794, September 26, 2001 12:45 am ET
by mellie
in the bright sunshine
a worm thrashes on the path
nematode dervish
Haiku # 14793, September 25, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by ash
market bounces back
armaments industry leads
chance to buy jingo
Haiku # 14792, September 25, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by ash
I see grandma stare
at the sunset on her chair
Her past, her future.

Deep-seated longings
Her work is done, she prays
for death to her God.
Haiku # 14791, September 25, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by jewel1
At dusk I see the
silhouette of a lone tree
with its leaves all gone
Haiku # 14790, September 25, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by jewel1
Lying on my bed
I see amorous lizards
gamely cavorting
Haiku # 14789, September 25, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by jewel1
Why, hello there, Lee!
Don't throw pearls to pigs, the Book
says it. Be patient.

(Shall we go "blase" together? Hee-haw)
Haiku # 14788, September 25, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by jewel1
I lost my marbles
So small I could not find it
Grandma will be mad

(now, im just a midget)
Haiku # 14787, September 25, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by jewel1
remember terrorism
there was nothing personal meant
but, it sure did mean something
on this side of the line
Haiku # 14786, September 25, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
If you're having so much fun
what for, have you suffered?
And for what? Shopping sprees?
Haiku # 14785, September 25, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Lee
associated prophecies
or alternative pizzas of
the world, unite! shackle your bondage!
Haiku # 14784, September 25, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Moxie
Then again, maybe
the death and rebirth of our
people, happened now
Haiku # 14783, September 25, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Lee
Democracy may die
on her feet, a statue in
the harbor, a ruin

of our Babylon
Haiku # 14782, September 25, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Lee
the Lord gave you an
effective mind to write poems
pride stepped in and what?
Haiku # 14781, September 25, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by Lee
this is the cause of
many a self destruction...
Gen X is bored...so
it self destructs on the flesh
Haiku # 14780, September 25, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by Lee
so, I was speaking to THE Janis?

Mox
Haiku # 14779, September 25, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by Lee
that's fun moxie was
getting boring, but if you
insult him enough

he goes away, to
clean his shorts I guess, I am
just a haiku ho
Haiku # 14778, September 25, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by flutter-flutter-flutter
eek! eek eeeek EEk EEEK!
help help help help help help HELP
you're right, there's a MOTH.....(faint)
Haiku # 14777, September 25, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by sheena
lmao, moth
iz that you, anony-french?
come out an play..lol
Haiku # 14776, September 25, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by sheena
patriotism
doesn't depend on display
now, though, show support

we're rainy-day proud
beats fair-weather by a mile
i love you, U.S.
Haiku # 14775, September 25, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by sheena
my co-worker says
we're rainy-day patriots
but aren't those best?

so what, we didn't
fly flags every July?
we're flying them now
Haiku # 14774, September 25, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by sheena
sheena there is a
giant moth right behind you!
you can't see it yet....
Haiku # 14773, September 25, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
also a little
round american flag pin
i like to waste cash
Haiku # 14772, September 25, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by sheena
star-stripe boxing gloves
i just couldn't resist them
but they ARE cheez-o
Haiku # 14771, September 25, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by sheena
the 'lord' gave granny
a cock and then sucked her off,
not my kind of dude (or dudette)


Haiku # 14770, September 25, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet - to moxies soul
americana
taken past reasonable
too-tacky knick-knacks
Haiku # 14769, September 25, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by sheena
the 'lord' gave granny
a cock and then sucked her off,
not my kind of dude
Haiku # 14768, September 25, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet - to moxies soul
In defensive humor
I am also glad
I am none of you
but, myself
Haiku # 14767, September 25, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by Lee
Ah, the superiority complex
of the liberal intellectual snob
often speaks to the invertibrate
Haiku # 14766, September 25, 2001 1:53 pm ET
by Lee
sea anemone
underwater hemorrhoid, just
glad not to be you

viewing you through green
limpid water, softens your
natural horror
Haiku # 14765, September 25, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet - to moxies soul
A Scorpio has to do what others think is a joke...
until they come away changed, and healed...
Haiku # 14764, September 25, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by Lee
Well, when stormbringer comes
will you take the mark of the beast?
or will you stand tall with the Lord?
Haiku # 14763, September 25, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by Lee
love it when mox/lee
turns himself inside out - bares
his soul - such anguish!

Haiku # 14762, September 25, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ah, to be fourteen
standing in the morning sun
casting long shadows
Haiku # 14761, September 25, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME!!! ME! IS MY GAME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
Haiku # 14760, September 25, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by MOXIE (MAXIMUS FLATULENTCE) Hail! Moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME!!! ME! IS MY GAME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
Haiku # 14759, September 25, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by MOXIE (MAXIMUS FLATULENTCE) Hail! Moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME!!! ME! IS MY GAME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
Haiku # 14758, September 25, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by MOXIE (MAXIMUS FLATULENTCE) Hail! Moxie
It is written, you
all are about to write the
best haikus, to come....
Haiku # 14757, September 25, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Lee
There are better
people here, let them
write as they do

Let them be themselves
this shall cure the poison of
the World here
Haiku # 14756, September 25, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by Lee
welcome to the kingdom
of OSL, terrorism, fear...
as your methods are here now
such were his when he did what he did
Haiku # 14755, September 25, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by Lee
Guardians of the East...wind, remember,
to the west, remember
to the south, remember
to the north, stand and watch...
earth, water, fire...

Let this anger be gone, and let creation begin
Haiku # 14754, September 25, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Lee
the bully speaks
"he tried to beat me and my friend for 100 dollars!"
a lie
ignored, he turns away into the shadows...
for what it really is, blankly hungrily looking for
his Savior
Haiku # 14753, September 25, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by Lee
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