Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME!!! ME! IS MY GAME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
Haiku # 14760, September 25, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by MOXIE (MAXIMUS FLATULENTCE) Hail! Moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME!!! ME! IS MY GAME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
Haiku # 14759, September 25, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by MOXIE (MAXIMUS FLATULENTCE) Hail! Moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME!!! ME! IS MY GAME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
Haiku # 14758, September 25, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by MOXIE (MAXIMUS FLATULENTCE) Hail! Moxie
It is written, you
all are about to write the
best haikus, to come....
Haiku # 14757, September 25, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Lee
There are better
people here, let them
write as they do

Let them be themselves
this shall cure the poison of
the World here
Haiku # 14756, September 25, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by Lee
welcome to the kingdom
of OSL, terrorism, fear...
as your methods are here now
such were his when he did what he did
Haiku # 14755, September 25, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by Lee
Guardians of the East...wind, remember,
to the west, remember
to the south, remember
to the north, stand and watch...
earth, water, fire...

Let this anger be gone, and let creation begin
Haiku # 14754, September 25, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Lee
the bully speaks
"he tried to beat me and my friend for 100 dollars!"
a lie
ignored, he turns away into the shadows...
for what it really is, blankly hungrily looking for
his Savior
Haiku # 14753, September 25, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by Lee
I also wonder
Are you your brother's keeper?
Haiku # 14752, September 25, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Lee
Ahem...

shallow lengths for
results that equal nothing
save, power, and headgames

and some kid tried to convince me about pirate ghosts in Frienship harbor...
Haiku # 14751, September 25, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by Lee
I was working at
some place with a guy with a turban
who threw a knife at my head

please don't joke about this stuff
Haiku # 14750, September 25, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by Lee
don't harbor any
terrorists! you'll have to go
cheney kissinger

you're charged with forty
murdered frenchies in Chile.
it's not like we care!
Haiku # 14749, September 25, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by rez-erection
Haiku # 14748, September 25, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by rez-erection
Haiku # 14747, September 25, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by rez-erection
WarNing

did you see pilot
hi-jacker in Baltimore,
call the f.i.b.

they want to know if
you saw him visiting them:
to see you're do9ne in.
Haiku # 14746, September 25, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by rez-erection
Haiku # 14744, September 25, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sharply cast blue sky
tints the lobes of my ears pink
and the trees orange
Haiku # 14743, September 25, 2001 11:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
the intellectual
critique is often just a
clever way of saying "up your shaft"
Haiku # 14742, September 25, 2001 10:30 am ET
by Lee
Haiku # 14741, September 25, 2001 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All the tempting in
the desert and fleeing, one
devil gone, no more...
Haiku # 14740, September 25, 2001 10:20 am ET
by Lee
It seems sad to me
"The Norm Show" is now missing
from the fall line up
Haiku # 14739, September 25, 2001 9:55 am ET
by Fuzzy
Anonymous joke
see what happens when you try
too hard to impress?

(shouldn't there be a verb there instead of an
adjective like "blase"? Run outta ammos pussy
cat? where's the sting?)
Haiku # 14738, September 25, 2001 5:29 am ET
by jewel1toanonymousjoke
Cotton candy fluff
sticking to my hands like glue
fingers spreading wide
Haiku # 14737, September 25, 2001 3:50 am ET
by jewel1
Feel my clammy hands
Then rub it till it will warm
say it one more time
Haiku # 14736, September 25, 2001 3:49 am ET
by jewel1toindy
as we speak, we breathe
as we write, we think, but why
high above myself
Haiku # 14735, September 25, 2001 2:31 am ET
by indiana
take a small piece of
marinated meat, skewer
such for ash kebab

(
Haiku # 14734, September 25, 2001 2:21 am ET
by indiana
i cried a little
surprised yet again by this
new hole in my chest
Haiku # 14733, September 25, 2001 12:47 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
george dubya states
"you're with us or against us"
thanks for the options
Haiku # 14732, September 25, 2001 12:14 am ET
by ash
believe it or not
we still live in tall lush trees
with shells for our bras

(but we use elevators in goin up, tadaaah!)
Haiku # 14731, September 24, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by jewel1
chicken soup with bread
fireplace in a log cabin
cuddling my pillow

(hey, hi there goku, thanks!)
Haiku # 14730, September 24, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by jewel1
FloWeRs fOr JeWeL
tO pUt in YoUr WidE cLeAr VaSe
i pIckEd tHeM mYsElF
Haiku # 14729, September 24, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by goku
Bung Daddy is sad
Jingoism getting too deep
Right wing blame game starts

Haiku # 14728, September 24, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
By the way, hello Moxie.
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

g'bye
Haiku # 14727, September 24, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by k of a whispered aside to Janis in response to her question
Louise once told me
better to shit than read books
shit is real, is this?
Haiku # 14726, September 24, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by jewel1
lilacs in full bloom
with babies breath and asters
in a wide, clear vase

(go box a fox, anonymous...whutevr)
Haiku # 14725, September 24, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by jewel1
my nose almost felt
that its gonna leave my face
on a winter walk

(agghh...like im real hurt, anonymous sprout,
powt, pout, pwet, wazza last name again? )

Haiku # 14724, September 24, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by jewel1
I'll call this one, "Put yer money on scott"

Realbadhaiku eh...
Hmmm... I wonder who's gonna
Start that travesty

Haiku # 14723, September 24, 2001 9:29 pm ET
by Janis
bLoWn AwAy liKe DuSt
PsYchEdeLic DreAmS vAnIsH
tHe alArM cLoCk RinGs
Haiku # 14722, September 24, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by goku
idiocy-proof
realbadhaiku is coming
have hope, haiku fans
Haiku # 14721, September 24, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
who is above who ?
the last poem submitted
above all others
Haiku # 14720, September 24, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by ash
consider the PIN
mightier than the sword, or
romance the machine
Haiku # 14719, September 24, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by indiana
amidst the rubble
splattered blood, the stench of death
pride and prejudice
Haiku # 14718, September 24, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by indiana
Taking to heart is
Not ignoring what one sees
or hears, stay ignorant
Haiku # 14717, September 24, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
can't take words to heart
if so, then the heart beats until
it don't beat no more
Haiku # 14716, September 24, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by Lee
Silent words, letters...
Reaching eyes, unwantedly
Oh, slander, slander --
Haiku # 14715, September 24, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
the sidewalk after
the rain, so many tiny
worms in agony

this site after moxie
squirming, wriggling, dying words
trying to be poems
Haiku # 14714, September 24, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
now who's God?
not me
not you
Haiku # 14713, September 24, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Moxie
I thought the fucking
haiku might prime your pump mox,
no more help from me

you suck when you suck yourself off in public
Haiku # 14712, September 24, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is an imperishable flame
that leads to eternal life
glow like that, with that...

If that is what you mean, then by all means
Haiku # 14711, September 24, 2001 1:31 pm ET
by Lee
In time dear sir, we
shall all burn or learn, this place
is the nowhere of forever
whatever happens now is trivial
Haiku # 14710, September 24, 2001 1:31 pm ET
by Lee
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