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FloWeRs fOr JeWeL
tO pUt in YoUr WidE cLeAr VaSe
i pIckEd tHeM mYsElF
Haiku # 14729 ↗ September 24, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by goku
Bung Daddy is sad
Jingoism getting too deep
Right wing blame game starts

Haiku # 14728 ↗ September 24, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
By the way, hello Moxie.
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

g'bye
Haiku # 14727 ↗ September 24, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by k of a whispered aside to Janis in response to her question
Louise once told me
better to shit than read books
shit is real, is this?
Haiku # 14726 ↗ September 24, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by jewel1
lilacs in full bloom
with babies breath and asters
in a wide, clear vase

(go box a fox, anonymous...whutevr)
Haiku # 14725 ↗ September 24, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by jewel1
my nose almost felt
that its gonna leave my face
on a winter walk

(agghh...like im real hurt, anonymous sprout,
powt, pout, pwet, wazza last name again? )

Haiku # 14724 ↗ September 24, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by jewel1
I'll call this one, "Put yer money on scott"

Realbadhaiku eh...
Hmmm... I wonder who's gonna
Start that travesty

Haiku # 14723 ↗ September 24, 2001 9:29 pm ET
by Janis
bLoWn AwAy liKe DuSt
PsYchEdeLic DreAmS vAnIsH
tHe alArM cLoCk RinGs
Haiku # 14722 ↗ September 24, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by goku
idiocy-proof
realbadhaiku is coming
have hope, haiku fans
Haiku # 14721 ↗ September 24, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
who is above who ?
the last poem submitted
above all others
Haiku # 14720 ↗ September 24, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by ash
consider the PIN
mightier than the sword, or
romance the machine
Haiku # 14719 ↗ September 24, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by indiana
amidst the rubble
splattered blood, the stench of death
pride and prejudice
Haiku # 14718 ↗ September 24, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by indiana
Taking to heart is
Not ignoring what one sees
or hears, stay ignorant
Haiku # 14717 ↗ September 24, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
can't take words to heart
if so, then the heart beats until
it don't beat no more
Haiku # 14716 ↗ September 24, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by Lee
Silent words, letters...
Reaching eyes, unwantedly
Oh, slander, slander --
Haiku # 14715 ↗ September 24, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
the sidewalk after
the rain, so many tiny
worms in agony

this site after moxie
squirming, wriggling, dying words
trying to be poems
Haiku # 14714 ↗ September 24, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
now who's God?
not me
not you
Haiku # 14713 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Moxie
I thought the fucking
haiku might prime your pump mox,
no more help from me

you suck when you suck yourself off in public
Haiku # 14712 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is an imperishable flame
that leads to eternal life
glow like that, with that...

If that is what you mean, then by all means
Haiku # 14711 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:31 pm ET
by Lee
In time dear sir, we
shall all burn or learn, this place
is the nowhere of forever
whatever happens now is trivial
Haiku # 14710 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:31 pm ET
by Lee
Let moxie be your
fuel, you can blase like jewel,
start the countdown tool
Haiku # 14709 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14708 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
And then there is the
practice of moxiebustion
health alternative...

burn moxie for the good of us all
Haiku # 14707 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the jewel in the clouds
shines, that's it, and she showed
the way...now follow
Haiku # 14706 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by Lee
the other mox...
Moxie means "spunk"
learn the holy meaning
get real power
John 3:16...
Haiku # 14705 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by Lee
or people who should
be working, stealing bandwidth
from their employer....

like me
Haiku # 14704 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence
Haiku # 14703 ↗ September 24, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by moxie
Children from all over
wasting valuable electrons
by posting imbecility
Haiku # 14702 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence!!!

Haiku # 14701 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence!!!

Haiku # 14700 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Hail! Moxus Flatulence!!!

Haiku # 14699 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!



Haiku # 14698 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by moxie
um, whatever...
you're turning into me
congratulate yourselves...

I would prefer to write
as Ash suggested, not
put up with shallowness
masquerading as deep thought
Haiku # 14697 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by Moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14696 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14695 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14694 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14693 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!

Haiku # 14692 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by moxie
Haiku # 14691 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ancient Roman
phalanx marching on site, Hail!!!
Moxmus Flatulence
Haiku # 14690 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14689 ↗ September 24, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Trying to fly above
it all, without a jet, is hard
but possible, life goes on
Haiku # 14688 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Lee
It stinks to inspire
the games people play but
Esau and Jacob...
Haiku # 14687 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Well
Knock it off
Jewel is a fine poet
stop using me as b-s
Haiku # 14686 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Lee
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14685 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:54 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14684 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14683 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14682 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14681 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14680 ↗ September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie