Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
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Ancient Roman
phalanx marching on site, Hail!!!
Moxmus Flatulence
phalanx marching on site, Hail!!!
Moxmus Flatulence
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Trying to fly above
it all, without a jet, is hard
but possible, life goes on
it all, without a jet, is hard
but possible, life goes on
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It stinks to inspire
the games people play but
Esau and Jacob...
the games people play but
Esau and Jacob...
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Knock it off
Jewel is a fine poet
stop using me as b-s
Jewel is a fine poet
stop using me as b-s
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
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We shall rise as one
together, unafraid, and
undivided folks
together, unafraid, and
undivided folks
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so how does one get
a good cause to come out of
the people here? let's
find out...
a good cause to come out of
the people here? let's
find out...
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smacks self in back
of head... No, I am not
and you're right...
of head... No, I am not
and you're right...
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(so you are better than I am...then I'd sleep, gee, why bother? All of you think you are better than
each one)
each one)
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I honestly believe
some of these people
literally want me dead
some of these people
literally want me dead
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If I could suggest
a non-sectarian issue
yet to me, it's Christ
(coming from one source and being one
with the source)
a non-sectarian issue
yet to me, it's Christ
(coming from one source and being one
with the source)
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I wanted to write
poems, not put up with hip hop threats
and I'm better than you are because
I know 500 different latin words b-s
poems, not put up with hip hop threats
and I'm better than you are because
I know 500 different latin words b-s
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well, let's see
the waste of time I've here
and the potential for real life
danger, down the road for one
the waste of time I've here
and the potential for real life
danger, down the road for one
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just a style with play
and horsing around
you get hurt, you lose
(so, who you really mad at, anyway?)
and horsing around
you get hurt, you lose
(so, who you really mad at, anyway?)
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you think any of
these folks will stop playing games
and let Christ in?
so the real poetry can
begin?
these folks will stop playing games
and let Christ in?
so the real poetry can
begin?
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sometimes you dig,
the bully was the nerd, and
sometimes the bully had
good reasons
all bullies are nerds
what a bunch of geeks!
the bully was the nerd, and
sometimes the bully had
good reasons
all bullies are nerds
what a bunch of geeks!
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recall high school days
even kindergarten days
bully and the nerd?
(only this time its finer... juz a guess, who
knows?)
even kindergarten days
bully and the nerd?
(only this time its finer... juz a guess, who
knows?)
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desperate measures also
call for very desperate
counter measures, for
poems?
call for very desperate
counter measures, for
poems?
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Lo and behold
what is power but standing up
to the little men?
who if they could
would swing the axe and you live?
wasn't that the Clinton scandal?
what is power but standing up
to the little men?
who if they could
would swing the axe and you live?
wasn't that the Clinton scandal?
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Then it gets even
spookier each day we lack
knowledge of the truth
And gossips spreads wild
linking this to that and those
til aliens watching
spookier each day we lack
knowledge of the truth
And gossips spreads wild
linking this to that and those
til aliens watching
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Then it gets even
spookier each day we lack
knowledge of the truth
And gossips spreads wild
linking this to that and those
til aliens watching
spookier each day we lack
knowledge of the truth
And gossips spreads wild
linking this to that and those
til aliens watching
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Then it gets even
spookier each day we lack
knowledge of the truth
And gossips spreads wild
linking this to that and those
til aliens watching
spookier each day we lack
knowledge of the truth
And gossips spreads wild
linking this to that and those
til aliens watching
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to the man who cast
me a threat from the shadows
am I that much a threat?
of course not, it's just
territorial dog barking,
peeing on the fence
me a threat from the shadows
am I that much a threat?
of course not, it's just
territorial dog barking,
peeing on the fence
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the Survivor people
are like people here...they
voted each other off
1 million was god/
and if we had real faith
good causes from 1 million
become more
are like people here...they
voted each other off
1 million was god/
and if we had real faith
good causes from 1 million
become more
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We Christians, as much as
I am "in the flesh" are so persistent
we will face death itself
which must be a malfunctioning
Christianity in me...
Fundamental, flub up?
I am "in the flesh" are so persistent
we will face death itself
which must be a malfunctioning
Christianity in me...
Fundamental, flub up?
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ah, sir? the fib
wants you to fill out long reams
of reports, we have huge
containers of coffee
to keep you awake...
wants you to fill out long reams
of reports, we have huge
containers of coffee
to keep you awake...
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If we had, just half
of OBL's ilks strong belief
all good causes will bloom
of OBL's ilks strong belief
all good causes will bloom
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the fib had
something to do with x-files
now we've got real aliens
to deal with
something to do with x-files
now we've got real aliens
to deal with
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they've tried name calling
my work is bad, and
other stuff...and I respond
my work is bad, and
other stuff...and I respond
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what did he prove when
he attacked US and got us going?
We're a people here...
he attacked US and got us going?
We're a people here...
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