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Horrible poetry for the digital age
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ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14682, September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14681, September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14680, September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14679, September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14678, September 24, 2001 11:53 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14677, September 24, 2001 11:52 am ET
by moxie
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!ME! ME! ME!
MOXIE IS MY NAME ME! IS MY GAME!
Haiku # 14676, September 24, 2001 11:52 am ET
by moxie
Haiku # 14675, September 24, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We shall rise as one
together, unafraid, and
undivided folks
Haiku # 14674, September 24, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Lee
Haiku # 14673, September 24, 2001 11:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14672, September 24, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14671, September 24, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14670, September 24, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
so how does one get
a good cause to come out of
the people here? let's
find out...
Haiku # 14669, September 24, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Moxie
smacks self in back
of head... No, I am not
and you're right...
Haiku # 14668, September 24, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Moxie
(so you are better than I am...then I'd sleep, gee, why bother? All of you think you are better than
each one)
Haiku # 14667, September 24, 2001 11:13 am ET
by jewel1
Haiku # 14666, September 24, 2001 11:12 am ET
by jewel1
I honestly believe
some of these people
literally want me dead
Haiku # 14665, September 24, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Moxie
If I could suggest
a non-sectarian issue
yet to me, it's Christ

(coming from one source and being one
with the source)
Haiku # 14664, September 24, 2001 11:11 am ET
by jewel1
I wanted to write
poems, not put up with hip hop threats
and I'm better than you are because
I know 500 different latin words b-s
Haiku # 14663, September 24, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Moxie
well, let's see
the waste of time I've here
and the potential for real life
danger, down the road for one
Haiku # 14662, September 24, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Mox
just a style with play
and horsing around
you get hurt, you lose

(so, who you really mad at, anyway?)
Haiku # 14661, September 24, 2001 11:08 am ET
by jewel1tomox
you think any of
these folks will stop playing games
and let Christ in?
so the real poetry can
begin?
Haiku # 14660, September 24, 2001 11:06 am ET
by Moxie
sometimes you dig,
the bully was the nerd, and
sometimes the bully had
good reasons
all bullies are nerds
what a bunch of geeks!
Haiku # 14659, September 24, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Moxie
recall high school days
even kindergarten days
bully and the nerd?

(only this time its finer... juz a guess, who
knows?)
Haiku # 14658, September 24, 2001 11:02 am ET
by jewel1
desperate measures also
call for very desperate
counter measures, for
poems?
Haiku # 14657, September 24, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Mox
happens to me too
Haiku # 14656, September 24, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Mox
Lo and behold
what is power but standing up
to the little men?

who if they could
would swing the axe and you live?
wasn't that the Clinton scandal?
Haiku # 14655, September 24, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Mox
sorry
Haiku # 14654, September 24, 2001 10:58 am ET
by jewel1ooopssorryaboutthat
Then it gets even
spookier each day we lack
knowledge of the truth

And gossips spreads wild
linking this to that and those
til aliens watching
Haiku # 14653, September 24, 2001 10:57 am ET
by jewel1
Then it gets even
spookier each day we lack
knowledge of the truth

And gossips spreads wild
linking this to that and those
til aliens watching
Haiku # 14652, September 24, 2001 10:57 am ET
by jewel1
Then it gets even
spookier each day we lack
knowledge of the truth

And gossips spreads wild
linking this to that and those
til aliens watching
Haiku # 14651, September 24, 2001 10:57 am ET
by jewel1
to the man who cast
me a threat from the shadows
am I that much a threat?

of course not, it's just
territorial dog barking,
peeing on the fence
Haiku # 14650, September 24, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Moxie
the Survivor people
are like people here...they
voted each other off

1 million was god/
and if we had real faith
good causes from 1 million

become more
Haiku # 14649, September 24, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
We Christians, as much as
I am "in the flesh" are so persistent
we will face death itself
which must be a malfunctioning
Christianity in me...
Fundamental, flub up?
Haiku # 14648, September 24, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Moxie
ah, sir? the fib
wants you to fill out long reams
of reports, we have huge
containers of coffee
to keep you awake...
Haiku # 14647, September 24, 2001 10:52 am ET
by Mox
If we had, just half
of OBL's ilks strong belief
all good causes will bloom
Haiku # 14646, September 24, 2001 10:52 am ET
by Jewel1
the fib had
something to do with x-files
now we've got real aliens
to deal with
Haiku # 14645, September 24, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Moxie
they've tried name calling
my work is bad, and
other stuff...and I respond
Haiku # 14644, September 24, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Moxie
what did he prove when
he attacked US and got us going?
We're a people here...
Haiku # 14643, September 24, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Moxie
If there is one thing
From one single source we are
quite hard, but it's true

(so maybe u can still be understood)
Haiku # 14642, September 24, 2001 10:49 am ET
by jewel1
extreme measures call
for desperate people willing
to try anything
for shallow means
OBL sure was
Haiku # 14641, September 24, 2001 10:49 am ET
by Moxie
Yeah, and it keeps on
I wonder if this old two
sided war thing will end
Haiku # 14640, September 24, 2001 10:47 am ET
by Moxie
I would like to think
that I could be accepted
sometime...but say no
Haiku # 14639, September 24, 2001 10:46 am ET
by Lee
WarNing!

did you see pilot
hijaker in Baltimore?
call the f.i.b.

they want to know if
you saw him visiting them:
to get rid of you.
Haiku # 14638, September 24, 2001 10:45 am ET
by rez-erection
such as the gods will
Esau and Jacob, brothers
jealousy, I think

(Sam and Abdul, on white men's burden)
Haiku # 14637, September 24, 2001 10:45 am ET
by jewel1
Remind me of a convo
I had, "what can you gain, son?"
never forgive, never turn back?
Haiku # 14636, September 24, 2001 10:44 am ET
by Lee
I take time I think
to get to be understood
if at all...needs work...

I just liked your Abdul---sam thing...
i saw the Esau...Jacob paralell
Haiku # 14635, September 24, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Moxie
illegitimate
pestilency requires
desperate measures
Haiku # 14634, September 24, 2001 10:41 am ET
by unconceding
Picture in my mind
of orange trees and roses
And ladies with hats

(wazza point, ey, mox? enlighten my darkened mind)
Haiku # 14633, September 24, 2001 10:41 am ET
by jewel1
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