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Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

I take time I think
to get to be understood
if at all...needs work...

I just liked your Abdul---sam thing...
i saw the Esau...Jacob paralell
Haiku # 14635, September 24, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Moxie
illegitimate
pestilency requires
desperate measures
Haiku # 14634, September 24, 2001 10:41 am ET
by unconceding
Picture in my mind
of orange trees and roses
And ladies with hats

(wazza point, ey, mox? enlighten my darkened mind)
Haiku # 14633, September 24, 2001 10:41 am ET
by jewel1
and when I judged I
fell into the trap, and so self
righteous, so full of shit
Haiku # 14632, September 24, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Moxie
I wonder when those
who threaten when they're gone will
people really care?

I know that I feel
that sometimes I think, about time
Haiku # 14631, September 24, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Mox
Everyone feels bad
The lesson, don't be tempted
To claim you're better

For when brothers fight
against each other, weep, weep
everone gets hurt
Haiku # 14630, September 24, 2001 10:36 am ET
by jewel1
Little soul man knows inner hate
wants to grow in size
and sees only fence posts
Haiku # 14629, September 24, 2001 10:36 am ET
by Mox
And so Esau and
Jacob, to Xtian mind
is this war we have
Haiku # 14628, September 24, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Mox
White men's burden stays
Small brother knows Big Brother
Big Brother knows none

Then the terror came
Catching Big Brother flat footed
Pray, don't loose that guard?
Haiku # 14627, September 24, 2001 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
did the lord know or
seek the mystery of these
two men, metaphor
Haiku # 14626, September 24, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Mox
does Esau enter
into the story of Sam
and Abdul? where's my watch?
Haiku # 14625, September 24, 2001 10:33 am ET
by Mox
For, while Sam strutted
Abdul learned and then some more
His scope is so wide

"I don't know Abdul
Yet he knows all about me"
Now, who is better?
Haiku # 14624, September 24, 2001 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
Who is Abdul? Something
positive here makes me feel
much better now asap
Haiku # 14623, September 24, 2001 10:32 am ET
by Mox
Learning about Sam
Abdul grew in great wisdom
Improving daily

When they grew older
Astonished Sam knew
Abdul's skills precise
Haiku # 14622, September 24, 2001 10:31 am ET
by jewel1
Brods Sam and Abdul
Elder brother Sam, proud and robust
Abdul follows Sam

Sibling rivalry
Sam always looked prosperous
But Abdul Persists
Haiku # 14621, September 24, 2001 10:30 am ET
by jewel1
If I knew what I
had to do i'd be off this
website and living...
Haiku # 14620, September 24, 2001 10:28 am ET
by Mox
If I were one I'd
know how I was to die, from
glock or old age? and

I could schedule for
it
Haiku # 14619, September 24, 2001 10:26 am ET
by Moxie of psychic?
I wonder why peeps
play advanced games, for simple
goals? money? to be loved?

selfishness is our God
Haiku # 14618, September 24, 2001 10:24 am ET
by Mox
Since I am a sui-
side soul, the only seers are
hackers and con men

all too often, I
wish I were evil at times
weak ex-inserter

think's he's safe on line
Haiku # 14617, September 24, 2001 10:22 am ET
by Mox
clock work Christians dance
the mechanical save game
and then what task next?
Haiku # 14616, September 24, 2001 10:20 am ET
by Moxie

.......twenty five big ones
i'd scour the country for seers
.......and believe in magic
Haiku # 14615, September 24, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ronin


AGAIN: "advance" not advanced"
Haiku # 14614, September 24, 2001 10:00 am ET
by ronin

then permit my tongue
to so tenderly assuage
.....the horrific sting
Haiku # 14613, September 24, 2001 9:58 am ET
by ronin@ooohbabybaby
poor empty pants, stiff
with nobody inside them
one pair is millie
Haiku # 14612, September 24, 2001 9:56 am ET
by indiana to ronin, you better be darn right about it

.."moxie" the "psychic"
doling out advanced info
....second time around

.(HE's at the US with the
..6th man coddling him
........at the house)
Haiku # 14611, September 24, 2001 9:54 am ET
by ronin@itssofuckedup

yo. lemme check first
Haiku # 14610, September 24, 2001 9:45 am ET
by ronin
only ever gruff
billy always rammed my butt
nanny was so slack
Haiku # 14609, September 24, 2001 7:59 am ET
by mellie
sell mohammed, buy
mahatma, chill the jehad
and choke that fatwa


Haiku # 14608, September 24, 2001 7:30 am ET
by ash
mellie left a trail
of breadcrumbs and poor ronin
wants to eat a crumb.
Haiku # 14607, September 24, 2001 7:15 am ET
by indiana
now it's so itchy
and hot and sore from scratching
bee leave me it hurt
Haiku # 14606, September 24, 2001 6:39 am ET
by mellie
what a goat I felt
when I bent over to pluck
an horrific sting
Haiku # 14605, September 24, 2001 6:36 am ET
by mellie
BaD hAiKu iT iS
bEeN tRyiNg To WrIte LikE yOu
bUt aLaS, i cAn't
Haiku # 14604, September 24, 2001 6:34 am ET
by goku
.......TO GOKU


you're good at haiku
as if you're a natural
.just like in "eating"
Haiku # 14603, September 24, 2001 6:15 am ET
by ronin

.....ahh mellie my dear
i see you've been on a trip
........why do it alone

.....when you feel like it
dont call on the other guys
......just give me a mail
Haiku # 14602, September 24, 2001 6:10 am ET
by ronin
SmOke RiNgS iN tHe AiR
a BaTtlE wiLL sOon Be FoUghT
fRont rOw SeAts foR Me
Haiku # 14601, September 24, 2001 6:08 am ET
by goku

the goat (like satan) is crafty
he might go for other names
.........MEBBE Jeremy

...(he can't resist haiku, it's
........his sole vocation)
Haiku # 14600, September 24, 2001 6:07 am ET
by ronin@stillthepsychologist'sclerk

.........moxie does haiku
and pulls down the barricades
...........congratulations
Haiku # 14599, September 24, 2001 6:04 am ET
by ronin@nicegoingdude

.......he is stalking you
with his army of gruff goats
...their stench fills the air
Haiku # 14598, September 24, 2001 5:37 am ET
by ronin@themountaingoestomuhammad
Blind to the future
materialistic hoarders
helpless in the dark

(hi there, goku! )
Haiku # 14597, September 24, 2001 5:14 am ET
by jewel1
Haiku # 14596, September 24, 2001 5:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The Acacia Tree
Stands regal and majestic
but gee, the stench!

One wish for one leaf
falling from acacia trees
Is this true, or not?
Haiku # 14595, September 24, 2001 5:06 am ET
by jewel1toIndy
You jog in the morn
I smell the breath from your lungs
such vigor, such life!
Haiku # 14594, September 24, 2001 5:04 am ET
by jewel1
Race, and give it all
For the rest, leave them behind
to the finish line
Haiku # 14593, September 24, 2001 5:02 am ET
by jewel1
went down to the swamp
purple louisianna
purple haze moving
Haiku # 14592, September 24, 2001 3:07 am ET
by mellie

Q : Why is bin Laden scared of panties?

A : 'Coz behind every panty is a Bush!
Haiku # 14591, September 24, 2001 3:07 am ET
by ronin@tryingitoutatVegaswherethegoatmightbe
AnD tO dEar JeWeL
yOu aRe InVitEd As Well
eAt, dRink, be Merry!
Haiku # 14590, September 24, 2001 3:04 am ET
by goku

...........the AP-sushi:
pound the old squirt to a pulp,
....choke it tight with grass.
Haiku # 14589, September 24, 2001 3:02 am ET
by ronin@8)

...a toast then goku
and as for our dessert
.crab sushi with grass
Haiku # 14588, September 24, 2001 2:55 am ET
by ronin
BoiLeD rIcE aNd SmOkEd FisH
mY MeAL fOr a RaInY dAy-
wiTh SaKe oF CouRse!
Haiku # 14587, September 24, 2001 2:41 am ET
by goku
Oh her daily grind
Anne is jolted silly stiff
A thief in the night
Haiku # 14586, September 24, 2001 2:31 am ET
by jewel1
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