Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Since I am a sui-
side soul, the only seers are
hackers and con men

all too often, I
wish I were evil at times
weak ex-inserter

think's he's safe on line
Haiku # 14617, September 24, 2001 10:22 am ET
by Mox
clock work Christians dance
the mechanical save game
and then what task next?
Haiku # 14616, September 24, 2001 10:20 am ET
by Moxie

.......twenty five big ones
i'd scour the country for seers
.......and believe in magic
Haiku # 14615, September 24, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ronin


AGAIN: "advance" not advanced"
Haiku # 14614, September 24, 2001 10:00 am ET
by ronin

then permit my tongue
to so tenderly assuage
.....the horrific sting
Haiku # 14613, September 24, 2001 9:58 am ET
by ronin@ooohbabybaby
poor empty pants, stiff
with nobody inside them
one pair is millie
Haiku # 14612, September 24, 2001 9:56 am ET
by indiana to ronin, you better be darn right about it

.."moxie" the "psychic"
doling out advanced info
....second time around

.(HE's at the US with the
..6th man coddling him
........at the house)
Haiku # 14611, September 24, 2001 9:54 am ET
by ronin@itssofuckedup

yo. lemme check first
Haiku # 14610, September 24, 2001 9:45 am ET
by ronin
only ever gruff
billy always rammed my butt
nanny was so slack
Haiku # 14609, September 24, 2001 7:59 am ET
by mellie
sell mohammed, buy
mahatma, chill the jehad
and choke that fatwa


Haiku # 14608, September 24, 2001 7:30 am ET
by ash
mellie left a trail
of breadcrumbs and poor ronin
wants to eat a crumb.
Haiku # 14607, September 24, 2001 7:15 am ET
by indiana
now it's so itchy
and hot and sore from scratching
bee leave me it hurt
Haiku # 14606, September 24, 2001 6:39 am ET
by mellie
what a goat I felt
when I bent over to pluck
an horrific sting
Haiku # 14605, September 24, 2001 6:36 am ET
by mellie
BaD hAiKu iT iS
bEeN tRyiNg To WrIte LikE yOu
bUt aLaS, i cAn't
Haiku # 14604, September 24, 2001 6:34 am ET
by goku
.......TO GOKU


you're good at haiku
as if you're a natural
.just like in "eating"
Haiku # 14603, September 24, 2001 6:15 am ET
by ronin

.....ahh mellie my dear
i see you've been on a trip
........why do it alone

.....when you feel like it
dont call on the other guys
......just give me a mail
Haiku # 14602, September 24, 2001 6:10 am ET
by ronin
SmOke RiNgS iN tHe AiR
a BaTtlE wiLL sOon Be FoUghT
fRont rOw SeAts foR Me
Haiku # 14601, September 24, 2001 6:08 am ET
by goku

the goat (like satan) is crafty
he might go for other names
.........MEBBE Jeremy

...(he can't resist haiku, it's
........his sole vocation)
Haiku # 14600, September 24, 2001 6:07 am ET
by ronin@stillthepsychologist'sclerk

.........moxie does haiku
and pulls down the barricades
...........congratulations
Haiku # 14599, September 24, 2001 6:04 am ET
by ronin@nicegoingdude

.......he is stalking you
with his army of gruff goats
...their stench fills the air
Haiku # 14598, September 24, 2001 5:37 am ET
by ronin@themountaingoestomuhammad
Blind to the future
materialistic hoarders
helpless in the dark

(hi there, goku! )
Haiku # 14597, September 24, 2001 5:14 am ET
by jewel1
Haiku # 14596, September 24, 2001 5:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The Acacia Tree
Stands regal and majestic
but gee, the stench!

One wish for one leaf
falling from acacia trees
Is this true, or not?
Haiku # 14595, September 24, 2001 5:06 am ET
by jewel1toIndy
You jog in the morn
I smell the breath from your lungs
such vigor, such life!
Haiku # 14594, September 24, 2001 5:04 am ET
by jewel1
Race, and give it all
For the rest, leave them behind
to the finish line
Haiku # 14593, September 24, 2001 5:02 am ET
by jewel1
went down to the swamp
purple louisianna
purple haze moving
Haiku # 14592, September 24, 2001 3:07 am ET
by mellie

Q : Why is bin Laden scared of panties?

A : 'Coz behind every panty is a Bush!
Haiku # 14591, September 24, 2001 3:07 am ET
by ronin@tryingitoutatVegaswherethegoatmightbe
AnD tO dEar JeWeL
yOu aRe InVitEd As Well
eAt, dRink, be Merry!
Haiku # 14590, September 24, 2001 3:04 am ET
by goku

...........the AP-sushi:
pound the old squirt to a pulp,
....choke it tight with grass.
Haiku # 14589, September 24, 2001 3:02 am ET
by ronin@8)

...a toast then goku
and as for our dessert
.crab sushi with grass
Haiku # 14588, September 24, 2001 2:55 am ET
by ronin
BoiLeD rIcE aNd SmOkEd FisH
mY MeAL fOr a RaInY dAy-
wiTh SaKe oF CouRse!
Haiku # 14587, September 24, 2001 2:41 am ET
by goku
Oh her daily grind
Anne is jolted silly stiff
A thief in the night
Haiku # 14586, September 24, 2001 2:31 am ET
by jewel1
my mind wanders off
Church bells chime at early dawn
Grandma wearing veil
Haiku # 14585, September 24, 2001 2:30 am ET
by jewel1
TaDpoLes oN a RaCe
tHe pOnD teEmiNg WitH yOuNg LiFe
mOtHerHoOd bEcKoNs
Haiku # 14584, September 24, 2001 2:08 am ET
by goku

...........brown dry fields of rice
where once green sprouting leaves sway
...........now planted with grass
Haiku # 14583, September 24, 2001 2:04 am ET
by ronin
sniff the scent of home
memories of childhood rush
carried high by waves
Haiku # 14582, September 24, 2001 1:10 am ET
by jewel1
on the boulevard
hustling the empty old men
your heels went click clack
Haiku # 14581, September 23, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
red magic markers
nice-smelling yellow raincoats
bouncy new sneakers
Haiku # 14580, September 23, 2001 11:46 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
there's shit in my ass
do your best, noble sphincter
eject that vile log
Haiku # 14579, September 23, 2001 11:43 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Sound is how I sleep
while gliding across your skin
my curves matching yours
Haiku # 14578, September 23, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
pausing above you,
balls slightly swaying, heavy
with themselves; then slap!
Haiku # 14577, September 23, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by moxie
the stillness of day
forebodes strong storm threatening
a furious battle
Haiku # 14576, September 23, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by jewel1
Haiku # 14575, September 23, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
will you wipe yourself?
cleanliness today is what
people call sunshine
Haiku # 14574, September 23, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
your ass is stinky
the scent is miles away
male prostitution
Haiku # 14573, September 23, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
labial juices
the breakfast of champions
before brushing teeth
Haiku # 14572, September 23, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
closing open doors
having to wipe up the spill
when creaming ones pants
Haiku # 14571, September 23, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
we all have cravings
some are stronger than others
abstinence never
Haiku # 14570, September 23, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by mellie
filthy orifce
your head is in the gutter
filling up manholes
Haiku # 14569, September 23, 2001 7:53 pm ET
by Jeremy of southeast NH
Craving to vanish...
an absence would be blissful
- seek adventure - life
Haiku # 14568, September 23, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
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