Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

BaD hAiKu iT iS
bEeN tRyiNg To WrIte LikE yOu
bUt aLaS, i cAn't
Haiku # 14604, September 24, 2001 6:34 am ET
by goku
.......TO GOKU


you're good at haiku
as if you're a natural
.just like in "eating"
Haiku # 14603, September 24, 2001 6:15 am ET
by ronin

.....ahh mellie my dear
i see you've been on a trip
........why do it alone

.....when you feel like it
dont call on the other guys
......just give me a mail
Haiku # 14602, September 24, 2001 6:10 am ET
by ronin
SmOke RiNgS iN tHe AiR
a BaTtlE wiLL sOon Be FoUghT
fRont rOw SeAts foR Me
Haiku # 14601, September 24, 2001 6:08 am ET
by goku

the goat (like satan) is crafty
he might go for other names
.........MEBBE Jeremy

...(he can't resist haiku, it's
........his sole vocation)
Haiku # 14600, September 24, 2001 6:07 am ET
by ronin@stillthepsychologist'sclerk

.........moxie does haiku
and pulls down the barricades
...........congratulations
Haiku # 14599, September 24, 2001 6:04 am ET
by ronin@nicegoingdude

.......he is stalking you
with his army of gruff goats
...their stench fills the air
Haiku # 14598, September 24, 2001 5:37 am ET
by ronin@themountaingoestomuhammad
Blind to the future
materialistic hoarders
helpless in the dark

(hi there, goku! )
Haiku # 14597, September 24, 2001 5:14 am ET
by jewel1
Haiku # 14596, September 24, 2001 5:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The Acacia Tree
Stands regal and majestic
but gee, the stench!

One wish for one leaf
falling from acacia trees
Is this true, or not?
Haiku # 14595, September 24, 2001 5:06 am ET
by jewel1toIndy
You jog in the morn
I smell the breath from your lungs
such vigor, such life!
Haiku # 14594, September 24, 2001 5:04 am ET
by jewel1
Race, and give it all
For the rest, leave them behind
to the finish line
Haiku # 14593, September 24, 2001 5:02 am ET
by jewel1
went down to the swamp
purple louisianna
purple haze moving
Haiku # 14592, September 24, 2001 3:07 am ET
by mellie

Q : Why is bin Laden scared of panties?

A : 'Coz behind every panty is a Bush!
Haiku # 14591, September 24, 2001 3:07 am ET
by ronin@tryingitoutatVegaswherethegoatmightbe
AnD tO dEar JeWeL
yOu aRe InVitEd As Well
eAt, dRink, be Merry!
Haiku # 14590, September 24, 2001 3:04 am ET
by goku

...........the AP-sushi:
pound the old squirt to a pulp,
....choke it tight with grass.
Haiku # 14589, September 24, 2001 3:02 am ET
by ronin@8)

...a toast then goku
and as for our dessert
.crab sushi with grass
Haiku # 14588, September 24, 2001 2:55 am ET
by ronin
BoiLeD rIcE aNd SmOkEd FisH
mY MeAL fOr a RaInY dAy-
wiTh SaKe oF CouRse!
Haiku # 14587, September 24, 2001 2:41 am ET
by goku
Oh her daily grind
Anne is jolted silly stiff
A thief in the night
Haiku # 14586, September 24, 2001 2:31 am ET
by jewel1
my mind wanders off
Church bells chime at early dawn
Grandma wearing veil
Haiku # 14585, September 24, 2001 2:30 am ET
by jewel1
TaDpoLes oN a RaCe
tHe pOnD teEmiNg WitH yOuNg LiFe
mOtHerHoOd bEcKoNs
Haiku # 14584, September 24, 2001 2:08 am ET
by goku

...........brown dry fields of rice
where once green sprouting leaves sway
...........now planted with grass
Haiku # 14583, September 24, 2001 2:04 am ET
by ronin
sniff the scent of home
memories of childhood rush
carried high by waves
Haiku # 14582, September 24, 2001 1:10 am ET
by jewel1
on the boulevard
hustling the empty old men
your heels went click clack
Haiku # 14581, September 23, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
red magic markers
nice-smelling yellow raincoats
bouncy new sneakers
Haiku # 14580, September 23, 2001 11:46 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
there's shit in my ass
do your best, noble sphincter
eject that vile log
Haiku # 14579, September 23, 2001 11:43 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Sound is how I sleep
while gliding across your skin
my curves matching yours
Haiku # 14578, September 23, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
pausing above you,
balls slightly swaying, heavy
with themselves; then slap!
Haiku # 14577, September 23, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by moxie
the stillness of day
forebodes strong storm threatening
a furious battle
Haiku # 14576, September 23, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by jewel1
Haiku # 14575, September 23, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
will you wipe yourself?
cleanliness today is what
people call sunshine
Haiku # 14574, September 23, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
your ass is stinky
the scent is miles away
male prostitution
Haiku # 14573, September 23, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
labial juices
the breakfast of champions
before brushing teeth
Haiku # 14572, September 23, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
closing open doors
having to wipe up the spill
when creaming ones pants
Haiku # 14571, September 23, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
we all have cravings
some are stronger than others
abstinence never
Haiku # 14570, September 23, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by mellie
filthy orifce
your head is in the gutter
filling up manholes
Haiku # 14569, September 23, 2001 7:53 pm ET
by Jeremy of southeast NH
Craving to vanish...
an absence would be blissful
- seek adventure - life
Haiku # 14568, September 23, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
twice vexed by gonzo
hunter s. thompson resides
at ground zero in my soul
(I wish!!!)
Haiku # 14567, September 23, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by MoxLee
twiced vexed by ronin
ap chased scott to blue yonder
as ash to ashes
Haiku # 14566, September 23, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by indiana
ap like soft paper
pretty in the roller, up
until the stain comes
Haiku # 14565, September 23, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by indiana
I think I do like
it better when I write 5
7, 5...you're right!
Haiku # 14564, September 23, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by Lee
Ill will cleaned up
ocean breeze and salt smell still
and smoking to it......
Haiku # 14563, September 23, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Lee
the sack with ronin and
friends sinks in the icy stream
Ah! fresh autumn breeze
Haiku # 14562, September 23, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
floating on the clouds;
your soft belly, breasts sway
and roll as I strain
Haiku # 14561, September 23, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by moxie
janis please bring back
the endless scroll - easier
to bypass the chat

(pages and pages of 97% crap)
Haiku # 14560, September 23, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

..yes forms do vary
...but basically it is
....five seven five

(counting pedestrian
...american haiku)
Haiku # 14559, September 23, 2001 1:19 pm ET
by ronin@ho-humm

......you inflame me goat
your true colours doth reflect
......your innards' rottings

....(i'd eat you raw on sight)
Haiku # 14558, September 23, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by ronin@wallowinyourstinkingpride
Tis time for slumber
As I leave please remember
I do love you still

(boo-hoo-hoo)
Haiku # 14557, September 23, 2001 10:49 am ET
by jewel1alone
i cannot but tell
which one will hit first, my head
above or below
Haiku # 14556, September 23, 2001 10:47 am ET
by indiana getting sleepy wondering if there is still time for that
I injured Indy
Now a huge void dwells within
I wish for death fast
Haiku # 14555, September 23, 2001 10:47 am ET
by jewel1toronin
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