Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
filthy orifce
your head is in the gutter
filling up manholes
Haiku # 14569 September 23, 2001 7:53 pm ET
by Jeremy of southeast NH
Craving to vanish...
an absence would be blissful
- seek adventure - life
Haiku # 14568 September 23, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
twice vexed by gonzo
hunter s. thompson resides
at ground zero in my soul
(I wish!!!)
Haiku # 14567 September 23, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by MoxLee
twiced vexed by ronin
ap chased scott to blue yonder
as ash to ashes
Haiku # 14566 September 23, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by indiana
ap like soft paper
pretty in the roller, up
until the stain comes
Haiku # 14565 September 23, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by indiana
I think I do like
it better when I write 5
7, 5...you're right!
Haiku # 14564 September 23, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by Lee
Ill will cleaned up
ocean breeze and salt smell still
and smoking to it......
Haiku # 14563 September 23, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Lee
the sack with ronin and
friends sinks in the icy stream
Ah! fresh autumn breeze
Haiku # 14562 September 23, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
floating on the clouds;
your soft belly, breasts sway
and roll as I strain
Haiku # 14561 September 23, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by moxie
janis please bring back
the endless scroll - easier
to bypass the chat

(pages and pages of 97% crap)
Haiku # 14560 September 23, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

..yes forms do vary
...but basically it is
....five seven five

(counting pedestrian
...american haiku)
Haiku # 14559 September 23, 2001 1:19 pm ET
by ronin@ho-humm

......you inflame me goat
your true colours doth reflect
......your innards' rottings

....(i'd eat you raw on sight)
Haiku # 14558 September 23, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by ronin@wallowinyourstinkingpride
Tis time for slumber
As I leave please remember
I do love you still

(boo-hoo-hoo)
Haiku # 14557 September 23, 2001 10:49 am ET
by jewel1alone
i cannot but tell
which one will hit first, my head
above or below
Haiku # 14556 September 23, 2001 10:47 am ET
by indiana getting sleepy wondering if there is still time for that
I injured Indy
Now a huge void dwells within
I wish for death fast
Haiku # 14555 September 23, 2001 10:47 am ET
by jewel1toronin
At the verge of war
As unsure and uncertain
Paranoia is fed
Haiku # 14554 September 23, 2001 10:43 am ET
by jewel1
my apologies
to goats and monkeys et. al.
my love is indy

(really, how could you doubt my love?)
Haiku # 14553 September 23, 2001 10:33 am ET
by jewel1imreallygonnabustthistime
disgusted and tired
walking down the crowded street
hoofs already thin

(take it easy on him guys, chill out, har har)
Haiku # 14552 September 23, 2001 10:28 am ET
by jewel1toroninandindystoppickinuponhim

........finally helpless
...in the fix that he is in
......he gives in to her

(common dude, the lady's
...waiting for your mew)
Haiku # 14551 September 23, 2001 10:26 am ET
by ronin@noneedtobeshynowladdie
pasta and chicken
turkey, goose, eggs and turtles
But goats? No way, I love goats!

(tee-hee, look, I'm blushin)
Haiku # 14550 September 23, 2001 10:20 am ET
by jewel1toroninnowiknowyouarehungry

........goat in the city?
now i have seen everything
.....herd him in you guys
Haiku # 14549 September 23, 2001 10:20 am ET
by ronin

..........THERE!

...........14544
indelibly bears the print
..of the waif goat-herd
Haiku # 14548 September 23, 2001 10:18 am ET
by ronin@res ipsa loquitur
my apologies
to janis, but can poetry
make goats run away?
Haiku # 14547 September 23, 2001 10:17 am ET
by indiana
in love's arena
alas, a victim am I
captured like a rabbit

(still trying to remember if I've got balls,
where are those balls anyway?)
Haiku # 14546 September 23, 2001 10:17 am ET
by jewel1toindyitoldyouheranawayfromme

this site should come with
.....a mental institution
for those who break down

(believing they are goats)
Haiku # 14545 September 23, 2001 10:15 am ET
by ronin@onhindsight...
Haiku # 14544 September 23, 2001 10:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

.......straining to resist
.he holds back his bad haiku
...cold sweats on his brow

..(shepherding goats wasn't
more difficult till haiku came)
Haiku # 14543 September 23, 2001 10:12 am ET
by ronin@themonkeyathisback

......goat meat is tender
when cooked in a spicy broth
.....our jewel knows how
Haiku # 14542 September 23, 2001 10:09 am ET
by ronin
maids in uniform
in mecca march dogs in tow
bonnets in their heads

(ahhh, sorry, gotta borrow from AI, mecca, mechanical as opposed to orga, organic?)
Haiku # 14541 September 23, 2001 10:08 am ET
by jewel1we'rechewinggrassdude

.....i told the goat dude
who's currently indisposed
..with a nerve breakdown
Haiku # 14540 September 23, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ronin
the girl with a ball
was chased by the goat, to where,
i can
Haiku # 14539 September 23, 2001 10:02 am ET
by indiana
pancakes and syrup
french vanilla coffee mug
and one yellow rose
Haiku # 14538 September 23, 2001 10:02 am ET
by jewel1dizzywithfoodhaikus

......boiled fresh turtle eggs
goes well with fried deep-sea fish
.........and cuttlefish soup
Haiku # 14537 September 23, 2001 9:58 am ET
by ronin@thatREALLYwasmydinner
goat a capricorn
hollow horn, related to sheep
chewing on grasses

(gosh, i could not write definition no. 2, i'm inluv, you see)
Haiku # 14536 September 23, 2001 9:58 am ET
by jewel1whereisindy

that's: "depriveD" i mean
Haiku # 14535 September 23, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ronin

AN EMOTIONAL STABILITY
......EVALUATION TEST

.....deprive of his home
..he is naturally stressed
....longing to come back

..(oh how he hates goats)
Haiku # 14534 September 23, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ronin@stillthepsychologist'sclerk
fumbling and rising
the curse of Sisyphus
persist pestering

(promise, i'll be a real good kinder dummy!)
Haiku # 14533 September 23, 2001 9:51 am ET
by jewel1juswhatyouaredrivingatiminnocentduh
binge on potato
and add some carcass
stench reaches L.A.
Haiku # 14532 September 23, 2001 9:46 am ET
by jewel1beansmakeuahmmspurtgases

.....A SECRET CODICIL
TO HIS CURRENT PROFILE

.....at night, he vaguely
.reaches out for his laptap
.....and checks on haiku

............(goatcha!)
Haiku # 14531 September 23, 2001 9:45 am ET
by ronin@thepsychologist'sclerk
what tastes good is bad
why it is not in gumbo
escapes my dim mind

(remember you wished bad cholesterol
should all be dumped to bittermelon?)
Haiku # 14530 September 23, 2001 9:43 am ET
by jewel1lovedwellschaseitnot
what a full belly
can do, but weighed down to think
how to stop the binge
Haiku # 14529 September 23, 2001 9:42 am ET
by indiana
sizzling pork steak served
with baked beans and potato
better dine than late
Haiku # 14528 September 23, 2001 9:41 am ET
by indiana
furious wind batters
wrath of nature very clear
leaves bow down in shame
Haiku # 14527 September 23, 2001 9:39 am ET
by jewel1
....A CURRENT PROFILE

.he eats bread and cheese
and cuts wood at the forest
....without bath for days

....(his goats come first)
Haiku # 14526 September 23, 2001 9:37 am ET
by ronin

..AHH LOVE IS IN THE AIR

......go follow your heart
chase him at the ends of the
.........alpian mountains

(where mountain goats feed)
Haiku # 14525 September 23, 2001 9:35 am ET
by ronin@dudeyou'reintrouble
the graceful three trunk
spreads into flirting branches
focused on heaven

clumped leaves grouping
high or low, this side or that
reaching out to God
Haiku # 14524 September 23, 2001 9:32 am ET
by jewel1hiyaguyz

....nice move there indy
now that's a frontal assault
.....at the center game
Haiku # 14523 September 23, 2001 9:31 am ET
by ronin@whoaineedtimetothink
three pink roses bloom
a solitary dew bead
dawn offers its gift
Haiku # 14522 September 23, 2001 9:30 am ET
by jewel1whodoifindcute?

(oops, there i go again with "you're")
Haiku # 14521 September 23, 2001 9:23 am ET
by ronin
..LATEST KNN UPDATE

....k's been run over
...........by a 747
tried to ride the wheels

(and save on the fare)
Haiku # 14520 September 23, 2001 9:20 am ET
by ronin@