Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

pancakes and syrup
french vanilla coffee mug
and one yellow rose
Haiku # 14538, September 23, 2001 10:02 am ET
by jewel1dizzywithfoodhaikus

......boiled fresh turtle eggs
goes well with fried deep-sea fish
.........and cuttlefish soup
Haiku # 14537, September 23, 2001 9:58 am ET
by ronin@thatREALLYwasmydinner
goat a capricorn
hollow horn, related to sheep
chewing on grasses

(gosh, i could not write definition no. 2, i'm inluv, you see)
Haiku # 14536, September 23, 2001 9:58 am ET
by jewel1whereisindy

that's: "depriveD" i mean
Haiku # 14535, September 23, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ronin

AN EMOTIONAL STABILITY
......EVALUATION TEST

.....deprive of his home
..he is naturally stressed
....longing to come back

..(oh how he hates goats)
Haiku # 14534, September 23, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ronin@stillthepsychologist'sclerk
fumbling and rising
the curse of Sisyphus
persist pestering

(promise, i'll be a real good kinder dummy!)
Haiku # 14533, September 23, 2001 9:51 am ET
by jewel1juswhatyouaredrivingatiminnocentduh
binge on potato
and add some carcass
stench reaches L.A.
Haiku # 14532, September 23, 2001 9:46 am ET
by jewel1beansmakeuahmmspurtgases

.....A SECRET CODICIL
TO HIS CURRENT PROFILE

.....at night, he vaguely
.reaches out for his laptap
.....and checks on haiku

............(goatcha!)
Haiku # 14531, September 23, 2001 9:45 am ET
by ronin@thepsychologist'sclerk
what tastes good is bad
why it is not in gumbo
escapes my dim mind

(remember you wished bad cholesterol
should all be dumped to bittermelon?)
Haiku # 14530, September 23, 2001 9:43 am ET
by jewel1lovedwellschaseitnot
what a full belly
can do, but weighed down to think
how to stop the binge
Haiku # 14529, September 23, 2001 9:42 am ET
by indiana
sizzling pork steak served
with baked beans and potato
better dine than late
Haiku # 14528, September 23, 2001 9:41 am ET
by indiana
furious wind batters
wrath of nature very clear
leaves bow down in shame
Haiku # 14527, September 23, 2001 9:39 am ET
by jewel1
....A CURRENT PROFILE

.he eats bread and cheese
and cuts wood at the forest
....without bath for days

....(his goats come first)
Haiku # 14526, September 23, 2001 9:37 am ET
by ronin

..AHH LOVE IS IN THE AIR

......go follow your heart
chase him at the ends of the
.........alpian mountains

(where mountain goats feed)
Haiku # 14525, September 23, 2001 9:35 am ET
by ronin@dudeyou'reintrouble
the graceful three trunk
spreads into flirting branches
focused on heaven

clumped leaves grouping
high or low, this side or that
reaching out to God
Haiku # 14524, September 23, 2001 9:32 am ET
by jewel1hiyaguyz

....nice move there indy
now that's a frontal assault
.....at the center game
Haiku # 14523, September 23, 2001 9:31 am ET
by ronin@whoaineedtimetothink
three pink roses bloom
a solitary dew bead
dawn offers its gift
Haiku # 14522, September 23, 2001 9:30 am ET
by jewel1whodoifindcute?

(oops, there i go again with "you're")
Haiku # 14521, September 23, 2001 9:23 am ET
by ronin
..LATEST KNN UPDATE

....k's been run over
...........by a 747
tried to ride the wheels

(and save on the fare)
Haiku # 14520, September 23, 2001 9:20 am ET
by ronin@
........TO JEWEL

...he is in scotland
mastering fra-i-e-ri*
...with his pettitoes

(*cow milking, don't
.forgit ye goats, lad)
Haiku # 14519, September 23, 2001 9:17 am ET
by ronin@shefindshimcute
brewed coffee, thank you
no cream please, just brown sugar
goes well with croissants
Haiku # 14518, September 23, 2001 9:15 am ET
by indiana at the internet cafe
........TO JEWEL

...he is in scotland
mastering fra-i-e-ri*
...with his pettitoes

(*cow milking, don't
.forgit ye goats, lad)
Haiku # 14517, September 23, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ronin@shefindshimcute

.......come now ap dude
there's no need to be so rude
....you're denial came late

.....(why does psychology
..........inflame you so?)
Haiku # 14516, September 23, 2001 9:10 am ET
by ronin@sincerelygladyoumadeitbackfromyourflight

.....well hello there ash
some guys could appreciate
.....a day's bad cooking
Haiku # 14515, September 23, 2001 9:04 am ET
by ronin@apISNOTash?ohheck

hi indy, let me check the site first
Haiku # 14514, September 23, 2001 9:00 am ET
by ronin
no board for tired eyes
yet vivid thoughts, unlike ash
d4 on the sixth!
Haiku # 14513, September 23, 2001 8:33 am ET
by indiana to ronin musing how to shah mah in haiku style
projectile vomit
as my patience wears thinner
facination gone
Haiku # 14512, September 23, 2001 8:23 am ET
by ap - 11409 weren't mine
people bleeding some
a bowl full of bad vomit
another day's work
Haiku # 14511, September 23, 2001 7:28 am ET
by ash
writing in english
your argument is futile
watashi- wa jool ?
Haiku # 14510, September 23, 2001 7:16 am ET
by ash

(make that two words, at least)
Haiku # 14509, September 23, 2001 7:04 am ET
by ronin
.....IT FEELS LIKE...

.....a kid shunning a
cookie jar full of cookies
...just to spite his dad
Haiku # 14508, September 23, 2001 7:03 am ET
by ronin@reversepsyschologythen

.........oh no a mistake
once more i mispelled a word
......to the (beep) delight
Haiku # 14507, September 23, 2001 6:56 am ET
by ronin

..........why do hyenas
retreat and leave their carcass
........for the lion's feed
Haiku # 14506, September 23, 2001 6:52 am ET
by ronin

..unsheathing my sword
laying it beside the cross
....i bow on my kneels


Haiku # 14505, September 23, 2001 6:51 am ET
by ronin@thevavasor

.......an empty kitchen
where once voracious eaters
....stuffed their bellies full
Haiku # 14504, September 23, 2001 6:41 am ET
by ronin@

.why does the green frog
taste succelently so good
when cooked like chicken

(yeah, that's more like it)
Haiku # 14503, September 23, 2001 3:09 am ET
by ronin

.......illusion you say
now it's gautama buddha's
......nirvana you want

........(more ewww)
Haiku # 14502, September 23, 2001 3:05 am ET
by ronin

.....a storm's aftermath
where canals overflow with
......waters to the brim

.............(ewww)
Haiku # 14501, September 23, 2001 3:01 am ET
by ronin@lettinggo

..baiting a response (or two)
ronin doth fret his next move
.(naaah) he opts to keep still

(not wanting to hurt ap/ash*)
Haiku # 14500, September 23, 2001 2:57 am ET
by ronin@whatsaguytodo...*mostnobleofthemall

.....waiting for indy
bookishly fretting over
.....a new strategy
Haiku # 14499, September 23, 2001 2:51 am ET
by ronin@it'sat14444

...watching the papers
..for any signs of terror
hoping planes would land
Haiku # 14498, September 23, 2001 2:47 am ET
by ronin@geezitcouldbesolonelyoutherewithmyshoulderssocold

...just one final note
in response to 14484:
..........14109
Haiku # 14497, September 23, 2001 2:38 am ET
by ronin

..thanks for the cold beer
but a previous commitment
..constrains me my dear
Haiku # 14496, September 23, 2001 2:36 am ET
by ronin@tojewel

yes the forms do vary
....but basically it is
.....five seven five
Haiku # 14495, September 23, 2001 2:32 am ET
by ronin
Behold the ego
Set in glowing emptiness
On the edge of time

(wish I could be original but its Morten
Paulsen)
Haiku # 14494, September 22, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by jewel1stillmiffed
green frog
is your body also
freshly painted?

(Akutagawa, Ryuno Suke, 2-6-4-- who spoiled
the rules anyway?)
Haiku # 14493, September 22, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by jewel1belaboringtheissue
after the quake
the weathervane
pointing to earth

(a renku-line, its 444 so please, gee, for a mental
midget, what can we call you now?)
Haiku # 14492, September 22, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by jewel1to ap'srules
oops i am guilty
i used even as one
it is really two
Haiku # 14491, September 22, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you people are bad
you can not even write haiku
I see too many lines




you do four, five lines
there should be five seven five
and only three lines
Haiku # 14490, September 22, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

......raging fire subsides
.and so cleanses the forest
.......of ill will and spite

(remember when i said that
...the world is theirs, too?)
Haiku # 14489, September 22, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by ronin@afreshnewworld
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