Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

....A CURRENT PROFILE

.he eats bread and cheese
and cuts wood at the forest
....without bath for days

....(his goats come first)
Haiku # 14526, September 23, 2001 9:37 am ET
by ronin

..AHH LOVE IS IN THE AIR

......go follow your heart
chase him at the ends of the
.........alpian mountains

(where mountain goats feed)
Haiku # 14525, September 23, 2001 9:35 am ET
by ronin@dudeyou'reintrouble
the graceful three trunk
spreads into flirting branches
focused on heaven

clumped leaves grouping
high or low, this side or that
reaching out to God
Haiku # 14524, September 23, 2001 9:32 am ET
by jewel1hiyaguyz

....nice move there indy
now that's a frontal assault
.....at the center game
Haiku # 14523, September 23, 2001 9:31 am ET
by ronin@whoaineedtimetothink
three pink roses bloom
a solitary dew bead
dawn offers its gift
Haiku # 14522, September 23, 2001 9:30 am ET
by jewel1whodoifindcute?

(oops, there i go again with "you're")
Haiku # 14521, September 23, 2001 9:23 am ET
by ronin
..LATEST KNN UPDATE

....k's been run over
...........by a 747
tried to ride the wheels

(and save on the fare)
Haiku # 14520, September 23, 2001 9:20 am ET
by ronin@
........TO JEWEL

...he is in scotland
mastering fra-i-e-ri*
...with his pettitoes

(*cow milking, don't
.forgit ye goats, lad)
Haiku # 14519, September 23, 2001 9:17 am ET
by ronin@shefindshimcute
brewed coffee, thank you
no cream please, just brown sugar
goes well with croissants
Haiku # 14518, September 23, 2001 9:15 am ET
by indiana at the internet cafe
........TO JEWEL

...he is in scotland
mastering fra-i-e-ri*
...with his pettitoes

(*cow milking, don't
.forgit ye goats, lad)
Haiku # 14517, September 23, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ronin@shefindshimcute

.......come now ap dude
there's no need to be so rude
....you're denial came late

.....(why does psychology
..........inflame you so?)
Haiku # 14516, September 23, 2001 9:10 am ET
by ronin@sincerelygladyoumadeitbackfromyourflight

.....well hello there ash
some guys could appreciate
.....a day's bad cooking
Haiku # 14515, September 23, 2001 9:04 am ET
by ronin@apISNOTash?ohheck

hi indy, let me check the site first
Haiku # 14514, September 23, 2001 9:00 am ET
by ronin
no board for tired eyes
yet vivid thoughts, unlike ash
d4 on the sixth!
Haiku # 14513, September 23, 2001 8:33 am ET
by indiana to ronin musing how to shah mah in haiku style
projectile vomit
as my patience wears thinner
facination gone
Haiku # 14512, September 23, 2001 8:23 am ET
by ap - 11409 weren't mine
people bleeding some
a bowl full of bad vomit
another day's work
Haiku # 14511, September 23, 2001 7:28 am ET
by ash
writing in english
your argument is futile
watashi- wa jool ?
Haiku # 14510, September 23, 2001 7:16 am ET
by ash

(make that two words, at least)
Haiku # 14509, September 23, 2001 7:04 am ET
by ronin
.....IT FEELS LIKE...

.....a kid shunning a
cookie jar full of cookies
...just to spite his dad
Haiku # 14508, September 23, 2001 7:03 am ET
by ronin@reversepsyschologythen

.........oh no a mistake
once more i mispelled a word
......to the (beep) delight
Haiku # 14507, September 23, 2001 6:56 am ET
by ronin

..........why do hyenas
retreat and leave their carcass
........for the lion's feed
Haiku # 14506, September 23, 2001 6:52 am ET
by ronin

..unsheathing my sword
laying it beside the cross
....i bow on my kneels


Haiku # 14505, September 23, 2001 6:51 am ET
by ronin@thevavasor

.......an empty kitchen
where once voracious eaters
....stuffed their bellies full
Haiku # 14504, September 23, 2001 6:41 am ET
by ronin@

.why does the green frog
taste succelently so good
when cooked like chicken

(yeah, that's more like it)
Haiku # 14503, September 23, 2001 3:09 am ET
by ronin

.......illusion you say
now it's gautama buddha's
......nirvana you want

........(more ewww)
Haiku # 14502, September 23, 2001 3:05 am ET
by ronin

.....a storm's aftermath
where canals overflow with
......waters to the brim

.............(ewww)
Haiku # 14501, September 23, 2001 3:01 am ET
by ronin@lettinggo

..baiting a response (or two)
ronin doth fret his next move
.(naaah) he opts to keep still

(not wanting to hurt ap/ash*)
Haiku # 14500, September 23, 2001 2:57 am ET
by ronin@whatsaguytodo...*mostnobleofthemall

.....waiting for indy
bookishly fretting over
.....a new strategy
Haiku # 14499, September 23, 2001 2:51 am ET
by ronin@it'sat14444

...watching the papers
..for any signs of terror
hoping planes would land
Haiku # 14498, September 23, 2001 2:47 am ET
by ronin@geezitcouldbesolonelyoutherewithmyshoulderssocold

...just one final note
in response to 14484:
..........14109
Haiku # 14497, September 23, 2001 2:38 am ET
by ronin

..thanks for the cold beer
but a previous commitment
..constrains me my dear
Haiku # 14496, September 23, 2001 2:36 am ET
by ronin@tojewel

yes the forms do vary
....but basically it is
.....five seven five
Haiku # 14495, September 23, 2001 2:32 am ET
by ronin
Behold the ego
Set in glowing emptiness
On the edge of time

(wish I could be original but its Morten
Paulsen)
Haiku # 14494, September 22, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by jewel1stillmiffed
green frog
is your body also
freshly painted?

(Akutagawa, Ryuno Suke, 2-6-4-- who spoiled
the rules anyway?)
Haiku # 14493, September 22, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by jewel1belaboringtheissue
after the quake
the weathervane
pointing to earth

(a renku-line, its 444 so please, gee, for a mental
midget, what can we call you now?)
Haiku # 14492, September 22, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by jewel1to ap'srules
oops i am guilty
i used even as one
it is really two
Haiku # 14491, September 22, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you people are bad
you can not even write haiku
I see too many lines




you do four, five lines
there should be five seven five
and only three lines
Haiku # 14490, September 22, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

......raging fire subsides
.and so cleanses the forest
.......of ill will and spite

(remember when i said that
...the world is theirs, too?)
Haiku # 14489, September 22, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by ronin@afreshnewworld

......raging fire subsides
.and so cleanses the forest
.......of ill will and spite

(remember when i said that
...the world is theirs, too?)
Haiku # 14488, September 22, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by ronin@afreshnewworld

......raging fire subsides
.and so cleanses the forest
.......of ill will and spite

(remember when i said that
...the world is theirs, too?)
Haiku # 14487, September 22, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by ronin@afreshnewworld

....thanks, janis

(and peace to ap)
Haiku # 14486, September 22, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by ronin/tom@
who knows...
the whole thing is an illusion
Haiku # 14485, September 22, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Moxie
schizophrenia?
you halucinate badly
i admited what?????
Haiku # 14484, September 22, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by ap
christ as seen as Chaos?
this is probably madness
but he throws aside all the
walls of beasts and men
Haiku # 14483, September 22, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by Moxie
yet also, I don't give up
because each time I came close to death
something happened that showed
the light breaking through the selfishness
of so many menial middle managers
Haiku # 14482, September 22, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Lee/Mox
i am still defeated...
In my own eyes I am still
at a Denny's in Rockport
thinking of throwing myself in the ocean
Haiku # 14481, September 22, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Moxie/Lee

.........catatonic eyes
staring blankly at the screen
.where white rules supreme
Haiku # 14480, September 22, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by ronin@you'veputupagoodfightap
I am #1, I come first...
On the road to hell,
we drag each other down
Haiku # 14479, September 22, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Moxie/Lee

........you're so defensive
when it comes to the gay thing
.........how can you deny

.......(you obviously bleed)
Haiku # 14478, September 22, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by ronin@notwantingtohurtap,but...

.....you pleaded insane
more so with schizophrenia
.......why deny it now

.(you dont have to take the
.cudgels for this brat pack)
Haiku # 14477, September 22, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ronin@yousoundtired
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