Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

no board for tired eyes
yet vivid thoughts, unlike ash
d4 on the sixth!
Haiku # 14513, September 23, 2001 8:33 am ET
by indiana to ronin musing how to shah mah in haiku style
projectile vomit
as my patience wears thinner
facination gone
Haiku # 14512, September 23, 2001 8:23 am ET
by ap - 11409 weren't mine
people bleeding some
a bowl full of bad vomit
another day's work
Haiku # 14511, September 23, 2001 7:28 am ET
by ash
writing in english
your argument is futile
watashi- wa jool ?
Haiku # 14510, September 23, 2001 7:16 am ET
by ash

(make that two words, at least)
Haiku # 14509, September 23, 2001 7:04 am ET
by ronin
.....IT FEELS LIKE...

.....a kid shunning a
cookie jar full of cookies
...just to spite his dad
Haiku # 14508, September 23, 2001 7:03 am ET
by ronin@reversepsyschologythen

.........oh no a mistake
once more i mispelled a word
......to the (beep) delight
Haiku # 14507, September 23, 2001 6:56 am ET
by ronin

..........why do hyenas
retreat and leave their carcass
........for the lion's feed
Haiku # 14506, September 23, 2001 6:52 am ET
by ronin

..unsheathing my sword
laying it beside the cross
....i bow on my kneels


Haiku # 14505, September 23, 2001 6:51 am ET
by ronin@thevavasor

.......an empty kitchen
where once voracious eaters
....stuffed their bellies full
Haiku # 14504, September 23, 2001 6:41 am ET
by ronin@

.why does the green frog
taste succelently so good
when cooked like chicken

(yeah, that's more like it)
Haiku # 14503, September 23, 2001 3:09 am ET
by ronin

.......illusion you say
now it's gautama buddha's
......nirvana you want

........(more ewww)
Haiku # 14502, September 23, 2001 3:05 am ET
by ronin

.....a storm's aftermath
where canals overflow with
......waters to the brim

.............(ewww)
Haiku # 14501, September 23, 2001 3:01 am ET
by ronin@lettinggo

..baiting a response (or two)
ronin doth fret his next move
.(naaah) he opts to keep still

(not wanting to hurt ap/ash*)
Haiku # 14500, September 23, 2001 2:57 am ET
by ronin@whatsaguytodo...*mostnobleofthemall

.....waiting for indy
bookishly fretting over
.....a new strategy
Haiku # 14499, September 23, 2001 2:51 am ET
by ronin@it'sat14444

...watching the papers
..for any signs of terror
hoping planes would land
Haiku # 14498, September 23, 2001 2:47 am ET
by ronin@geezitcouldbesolonelyoutherewithmyshoulderssocold

...just one final note
in response to 14484:
..........14109
Haiku # 14497, September 23, 2001 2:38 am ET
by ronin

..thanks for the cold beer
but a previous commitment
..constrains me my dear
Haiku # 14496, September 23, 2001 2:36 am ET
by ronin@tojewel

yes the forms do vary
....but basically it is
.....five seven five
Haiku # 14495, September 23, 2001 2:32 am ET
by ronin
Behold the ego
Set in glowing emptiness
On the edge of time

(wish I could be original but its Morten
Paulsen)
Haiku # 14494, September 22, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by jewel1stillmiffed
green frog
is your body also
freshly painted?

(Akutagawa, Ryuno Suke, 2-6-4-- who spoiled
the rules anyway?)
Haiku # 14493, September 22, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by jewel1belaboringtheissue
after the quake
the weathervane
pointing to earth

(a renku-line, its 444 so please, gee, for a mental
midget, what can we call you now?)
Haiku # 14492, September 22, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by jewel1to ap'srules
oops i am guilty
i used even as one
it is really two
Haiku # 14491, September 22, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you people are bad
you can not even write haiku
I see too many lines




you do four, five lines
there should be five seven five
and only three lines
Haiku # 14490, September 22, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

......raging fire subsides
.and so cleanses the forest
.......of ill will and spite

(remember when i said that
...the world is theirs, too?)
Haiku # 14489, September 22, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by ronin@afreshnewworld

......raging fire subsides
.and so cleanses the forest
.......of ill will and spite

(remember when i said that
...the world is theirs, too?)
Haiku # 14488, September 22, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by ronin@afreshnewworld

......raging fire subsides
.and so cleanses the forest
.......of ill will and spite

(remember when i said that
...the world is theirs, too?)
Haiku # 14487, September 22, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by ronin@afreshnewworld

....thanks, janis

(and peace to ap)
Haiku # 14486, September 22, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by ronin/tom@
who knows...
the whole thing is an illusion
Haiku # 14485, September 22, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Moxie
schizophrenia?
you halucinate badly
i admited what?????
Haiku # 14484, September 22, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by ap
christ as seen as Chaos?
this is probably madness
but he throws aside all the
walls of beasts and men
Haiku # 14483, September 22, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by Moxie
yet also, I don't give up
because each time I came close to death
something happened that showed
the light breaking through the selfishness
of so many menial middle managers
Haiku # 14482, September 22, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Lee/Mox
i am still defeated...
In my own eyes I am still
at a Denny's in Rockport
thinking of throwing myself in the ocean
Haiku # 14481, September 22, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Moxie/Lee

.........catatonic eyes
staring blankly at the screen
.where white rules supreme
Haiku # 14480, September 22, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by ronin@you'veputupagoodfightap
I am #1, I come first...
On the road to hell,
we drag each other down
Haiku # 14479, September 22, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Moxie/Lee

........you're so defensive
when it comes to the gay thing
.........how can you deny

.......(you obviously bleed)
Haiku # 14478, September 22, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by ronin@notwantingtohurtap,but...

.....you pleaded insane
more so with schizophrenia
.......why deny it now

.(you dont have to take the
.cudgels for this brat pack)
Haiku # 14477, September 22, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ronin@yousoundtired

........incoherent ramblings
.....of an old hobo gone mad
......with wild jaundiced eyes

(ap then = AP/Anonymous Poet)

Haiku # 14476, September 22, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by ronin@ANDNOREDACTIONSOFADMISSIONSPLEASEyoupleadedinsane
i am not at war
henceforth i will ignore all
insipid postings

Haiku # 14475, September 22, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by ap
except for moxie
whose self depricating posts
always amuse me
Haiku # 14474, September 22, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by ap
i am not at war
henceforth ignore all
insipid postings
Haiku # 14473, September 22, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by ap
you are uncivil
immature, bigoted, rude,
and ignorable
Haiku # 14472, September 22, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by ap

inaccurately
you assume your bigotry
is common with me
Haiku # 14471, September 22, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by ap
you have succeeded
because you assume calling
me queer offends me
Haiku # 14470, September 22, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by ap
a pawky queer, me?
you obviously intend
to offend me so
Haiku # 14469, September 22, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by ap
Passwords are a pain
In the proverbial ass
Less people will post
Haiku # 14468, September 22, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Janis
schizophrenia?
i suspect an impostor
janis: add passwords
Haiku # 14467, September 22, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by one last word (if i guessed wrong, well, you did too...this game gets boring after a while)
which power ranger
are you pretending to be?
my kids liked the green
Haiku # 14466, September 22, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by ap

.....AP's gasping breath
..betrays a raspy old soul's
.......coming withering*

.........(*-of the mind)

(sticks and stones you say)
Haiku # 14465, September 22, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by ronin@RULES

.....scott-in-absurdum
missing the point as usual
........with ZERO IQ
Haiku # 14464, September 22, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by ronin@
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