Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...

........you're so defensive
when it comes to the gay thing
.........how can you deny

.......(you obviously bleed)
Haiku # 14478 September 22, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by ronin@notwantingtohurtap,but...

.....you pleaded insane
more so with schizophrenia
.......why deny it now

.(you dont have to take the
.cudgels for this brat pack)
Haiku # 14477 September 22, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ronin@yousoundtired

........incoherent ramblings
.....of an old hobo gone mad
......with wild jaundiced eyes

(ap then = AP/Anonymous Poet)

Haiku # 14476 September 22, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by ronin@ANDNOREDACTIONSOFADMISSIONSPLEASEyoupleadedinsane
i am not at war
henceforth i will ignore all
insipid postings

Haiku # 14475 September 22, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by ap
except for moxie
whose self depricating posts
always amuse me
Haiku # 14474 September 22, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by ap
i am not at war
henceforth ignore all
insipid postings
Haiku # 14473 September 22, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by ap
you are uncivil
immature, bigoted, rude,
and ignorable
Haiku # 14472 September 22, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by ap

inaccurately
you assume your bigotry
is common with me
Haiku # 14471 September 22, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by ap
you have succeeded
because you assume calling
me queer offends me
Haiku # 14470 September 22, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by ap
a pawky queer, me?
you obviously intend
to offend me so
Haiku # 14469 September 22, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by ap
Passwords are a pain
In the proverbial ass
Less people will post
Haiku # 14468 September 22, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Janis
schizophrenia?
i suspect an impostor
janis: add passwords
Haiku # 14467 September 22, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by one last word (if i guessed wrong, well, you did too...this game gets boring after a while)
which power ranger
are you pretending to be?
my kids liked the green
Haiku # 14466 September 22, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by ap

.....AP's gasping breath
..betrays a raspy old soul's
.......coming withering*

.........(*-of the mind)

(sticks and stones you say)
Haiku # 14465 September 22, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by ronin@RULES

.....scott-in-absurdum
missing the point as usual
........with ZERO IQ
Haiku # 14464 September 22, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by ronin@

........A RENVOI

.and the needle stung?
you are easily injured.
...a weak opponent.

.....(hey guys, look.
.......scott can talk)
Haiku # 14463 September 22, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by ronin@weTOOhaveourownprivateexchange

...........i am amazed by
the "depth" of your knowledge in
..........japanese culture

.....(you watch too much tv,
.....duh...w-what's up,doc?)
Haiku # 14462 September 22, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by ronin@howprofound
and the needle stung?
you are easily injured.
a weak opponent.
Haiku # 14461 September 22, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by ap
you're on the dumb side
of the farce, my lord ronin
the dumb side is weak

with your young shock troops
you won't be playing chess soon
try chutes and ladders
Haiku # 14460 September 22, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by scott (yes, i've said goodbye before, but this is farewell for real...the private poetry exchange site is nearly ready, invitati

.......ap the pawky queer
....believing yourself to be
.....that which you are not

(just like one schizoid whacko)
Haiku # 14459 September 22, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by ronin@yourfeeblerantingsaremusictomyears

..............A RENVOI

........so by who's license
have you* acquired the power
.......to injure with words

(*your group drew first blood
...long long ago and kept on
............needling me)
Haiku # 14458 September 22, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by ronin@WHATSGOODFORTHEGANDERISGOODFORTHEGOOSE
and how will ronin
injure me? with childish
notions of power?
Haiku # 14457 September 22, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by ap
ah it is ronin
a real cartoon warrior
with lightning dull wit
Haiku # 14456 September 22, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by ap
it is indeed sad
a great miscalculation
to measure me by

your own diminished
standards and, i laugh, values
delusional, yes
Haiku # 14455 September 22, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by ap

.i will ask but once
are you the real ap
not the fucking APe
Haiku # 14454 September 22, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by ronin@surprisesurprisesomebody'shome

............prolific poets
are called ranting raving fools
.........by crabby losers

....(back so soon from your
.........."trip" hobo bag)
Haiku # 14453 September 22, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by ronin@ap=AP?!
so, by who's license
have you acquired power
to injure with words?
Haiku # 14452 September 22, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by ap
fucking pansies
you think you are fighting me?
delusional

Haiku # 14451 September 22, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by ap

where's the real moxie, by the way
.....not the scott who pretends
..............to be moxie
Haiku # 14450 September 22, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by ronin
ranting idiot
trite megalomaniac
go play D n' D
Haiku # 14449 September 22, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by ap

.....catatonical stares
are deeply etched in AP's
....most petrified face
Haiku # 14448 September 22, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by ronin

.............AP's anus sag
butt-fucked by Benny Lad's mules
.........one pervert's delight
Haiku # 14447 September 22, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by ronin

.the darkness' thickness
falls heavy on AP's eyes
....with Ben at his side

...(vaya con dios, puto)
Haiku # 14446 September 22, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by ronin@isthatallyoucansayfuck

.........frantic AP ape's
thrashing in still deep waters,
.home to great white sharks
Haiku # 14445 September 22, 2001 3:14 pm ET
by ronin@showmeyourmovesbaby

MOVE





Bd7
Haiku # 14444 September 22, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by ronin

......yo you okay ash
maybe you need to retire
and suck grandma's cock
Haiku # 14443 September 22, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by ronin@goingforsomeleftovers

......and guys dont forget
once you're high up in the air
......please say hi to Ben

(bye now. promise not to drop
by any towers on the way, ok?
...bye, dont come back now)
Haiku # 14442 September 22, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by ronin@unashamedlyawashedwithgreatjoy

........to the other...side
don't forget your tickets guys
....one-way trips would do
Haiku # 14441 September 22, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by ronin@nowoccupyingthissite

.........to my limp stalkers
you could have done better than
........just merely observe
Haiku # 14440 September 22, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by ronin@youguyscancallmeanytimeyouneedhelpyeahsure

.to bacchus of course
your inebriating wines
....absolutely charm

Haiku # 14439 September 22, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by ronin@hichichic

...........cool neo zyon
the youngest of the broodlings
......come and join the fun
Haiku # 14438 September 22, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by ronin@haargh

........the dude kkk
.who's thrice as witty as k
though he didn't say much
Haiku # 14437 September 22, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by ronin@alohababy

.........jewel the sharp sword
your crisp words cut a wide swathe
..........hurting their ash bad
Haiku # 14436 September 22, 2001 2:17 pm ET
by ronin@she'salsoprettyscott

..........cool goku brawler
no one can match his brawns and
..........live to see the day
Haiku # 14435 September 22, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by ronin@roarrr

....indy's a great shot
he fell three of you today
..more of you shall fall
Haiku # 14434 September 22, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ronin@hailindy

gremlins are leaving
.this dilapidated site
.good riddance i say

...(veni vedi veci)
Haiku # 14433 September 22, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ronin@welldonemyviciouspack
arrive LAX
early tomorrow evening
non-stop hopefully
Haiku # 14432 September 22, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by ap

.........pulling back your head
.....your sexy curves so defined
.............sliding into you

(crissake's, there's a war going on)
Haiku # 14431 September 22, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by ronin@toMELLIE

........you mental zero
whose brain was never in use
......what's one plus one

.(no, it's not a trick question)
Haiku # 14430 September 22, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by ronin@toblott

...besieged by joshua
the unassuming learned
....ap strikes his twin
Haiku # 14429 September 22, 2001 1:14 pm ET
by ronin@weaving...something