Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...

........to the other...side
don't forget your tickets guys
....one-way trips would do
Haiku # 14441 September 22, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by ronin@nowoccupyingthissite

.........to my limp stalkers
you could have done better than
........just merely observe
Haiku # 14440 September 22, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by ronin@youguyscancallmeanytimeyouneedhelpyeahsure

.to bacchus of course
your inebriating wines
....absolutely charm

Haiku # 14439 September 22, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by ronin@hichichic

...........cool neo zyon
the youngest of the broodlings
......come and join the fun
Haiku # 14438 September 22, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by ronin@haargh

........the dude kkk
.who's thrice as witty as k
though he didn't say much
Haiku # 14437 September 22, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by ronin@alohababy

.........jewel the sharp sword
your crisp words cut a wide swathe
..........hurting their ash bad
Haiku # 14436 September 22, 2001 2:17 pm ET
by ronin@she'salsoprettyscott

..........cool goku brawler
no one can match his brawns and
..........live to see the day
Haiku # 14435 September 22, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by ronin@roarrr

....indy's a great shot
he fell three of you today
..more of you shall fall
Haiku # 14434 September 22, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ronin@hailindy

gremlins are leaving
.this dilapidated site
.good riddance i say

...(veni vedi veci)
Haiku # 14433 September 22, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ronin@welldonemyviciouspack
arrive LAX
early tomorrow evening
non-stop hopefully
Haiku # 14432 September 22, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by ap

.........pulling back your head
.....your sexy curves so defined
.............sliding into you

(crissake's, there's a war going on)
Haiku # 14431 September 22, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by ronin@toMELLIE

........you mental zero
whose brain was never in use
......what's one plus one

.(no, it's not a trick question)
Haiku # 14430 September 22, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by ronin@toblott

...besieged by joshua
the unassuming learned
....ap strikes his twin
Haiku # 14429 September 22, 2001 1:14 pm ET
by ronin@weaving...something
we can win this war
somebody quick! the zig zags
are almost finished!
Haiku # 14428 September 22, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by AP

...besieged by joshua
the unassuming learned
....ap strikes his twin
Haiku # 14427 September 22, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by ronin@weaving...something
Here's my war on drugs:
"Nobody leaves until the
drugs are all finished"
Haiku # 14426 September 22, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Janis
spaghetti pasta
on the table deathly stiff
tomato sauce drips
Haiku # 14425 September 22, 2001 10:09 am ET
by jewel1
patriotic calls
righteous indignation rise
humanity weeps
Haiku # 14424 September 22, 2001 10:05 am ET
by jewel1
chilling terror doom
orphaned children stunned so stoic
jihad's infamy
Haiku # 14423 September 22, 2001 10:01 am ET
by jewel1
hello to you all
bad haiku is hard to me
so help me with this

this may sound very stupid
but at least i tried
Haiku # 14422 September 22, 2001 9:46 am ET
by neo of zyon
taliban poker
america calls jehad
and then razes too
Haiku # 14421 September 22, 2001 9:38 am ET
by ash
infinite wanker
a war on terrorism
like a war on drugs
Haiku # 14420 September 22, 2001 8:11 am ET
by ash
bad haiku, stirs ap
as if he really knows one
too bad they are not
Haiku # 14419 September 22, 2001 7:23 am ET
by indiana
bad haiku jihad
idiot intifadah
delusional posts
Haiku # 14418 September 22, 2001 6:24 am ET
by ap
You know its been fun
except for all of the shit
thats here. Im leaving.

Bye!
Haiku # 14417 September 22, 2001 5:56 am ET
by k_against_badhaiku of in the final boarding call
scott the poor goat gruff
musing how he used his name
real damn for him!
Haiku # 14416 September 22, 2001 5:47 am ET
by indiana on scott
Haiku # 14415 September 22, 2001 4:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14414 September 22, 2001 4:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14413 September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14412 September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14411 September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14410 September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin, you cavort
with mental midgets because
they look up to you

it's so unworthy
for someone of your stature
anyway, i'm off
Haiku # 14409 September 22, 2001 1:03 am ET
by scott (i've used my REAL DAMN NAME this whole time...I wasn't FTW, you idiot)
what bright light it is
a beacon in this abyss
a guide for her knights
Haiku # 14408 September 22, 2001 1:01 am ET
by goku
goku he's the man
to him Jewel gives sapphires
greetings from the light!
Haiku # 14407 September 22, 2001 12:37 am ET
by jewel1
groaning and swelling
lapping, slapping at the edge
rising up higher
Haiku # 14406 September 21, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by mellie
hello to jewel
i kiss your hand, to indy
gimme a high five
Haiku # 14405 September 21, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by goku
when art becomes wine
nothing beats a good bordeaux
and share it with friends
Haiku # 14404 September 21, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by goku

..goku meet our bro
the man from indiana
....indy is his name
Haiku # 14403 September 21, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by ronin@likewiseindy
scott is disgusted
at this petty things we do
badhaiku, what for?
Haiku # 14402 September 21, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by jewel1
anonymous fart
kinda tries hitting
sounding mongoloid
Haiku # 14401 September 21, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by jewel1

.......welcome back goku
meet our friends jewel and the
.......god of what is good

Haiku # 14400 September 21, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by ronin@waitingforkkk

i'd chew on your souls
..and regurgitate it so
.feeding on your cries
Haiku # 14399 September 21, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ronin@ATTACK
alcoholism?
how about mongolism?
weak stuff for weak wits
Haiku # 14398 September 21, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by jewel1
when bacchus is here
magnifiscent ronin rules
yellowed teeth gnashing
Haiku # 14397 September 21, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by jewel1
mi santisima!
ronin's back, madre de dios
have mercy on them

(did i miss something?)
Haiku # 14396 September 21, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by goku

...what kinda name's boo
like squishing it with a shoe
....with a face that's rue
Haiku # 14395 September 21, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by ronin@>)
mikecheat mikedaya
wilkins lonewolf ronin rules!
bacchus venus de milo
Haiku # 14394 September 21, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by bacchus88 of netherworld
mikecheat mikedaya
wilkins lonewolf ronin rules!
bacchus venus de milo
Haiku # 14393 September 21, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by bacchus88 of netherworld
Haiku # 14392 September 21, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by ronin@rememberyourFTWshit,scott