Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

hello to you all
bad haiku is hard to me
so help me with this

this may sound very stupid
but at least i tried
Haiku # 14422, September 22, 2001 9:46 am ET
by neo of zyon
taliban poker
america calls jehad
and then razes too
Haiku # 14421, September 22, 2001 9:38 am ET
by ash
infinite wanker
a war on terrorism
like a war on drugs
Haiku # 14420, September 22, 2001 8:11 am ET
by ash
bad haiku, stirs ap
as if he really knows one
too bad they are not
Haiku # 14419, September 22, 2001 7:23 am ET
by indiana
bad haiku jihad
idiot intifadah
delusional posts
Haiku # 14418, September 22, 2001 6:24 am ET
by ap
You know its been fun
except for all of the shit
thats here. Im leaving.

Bye!
Haiku # 14417, September 22, 2001 5:56 am ET
by k_against_badhaiku of in the final boarding call
scott the poor goat gruff
musing how he used his name
real damn for him!
Haiku # 14416, September 22, 2001 5:47 am ET
by indiana on scott
Haiku # 14415, September 22, 2001 4:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14414, September 22, 2001 4:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14413, September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14412, September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14411, September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14410, September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin, you cavort
with mental midgets because
they look up to you

it's so unworthy
for someone of your stature
anyway, i'm off
Haiku # 14409, September 22, 2001 1:03 am ET
by scott (i've used my REAL DAMN NAME this whole time...I wasn't FTW, you idiot)
what bright light it is
a beacon in this abyss
a guide for her knights
Haiku # 14408, September 22, 2001 1:01 am ET
by goku
goku he's the man
to him Jewel gives sapphires
greetings from the light!
Haiku # 14407, September 22, 2001 12:37 am ET
by jewel1
groaning and swelling
lapping, slapping at the edge
rising up higher
Haiku # 14406, September 21, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by mellie
hello to jewel
i kiss your hand, to indy
gimme a high five
Haiku # 14405, September 21, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by goku
when art becomes wine
nothing beats a good bordeaux
and share it with friends
Haiku # 14404, September 21, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by goku

..goku meet our bro
the man from indiana
....indy is his name
Haiku # 14403, September 21, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by ronin@likewiseindy
scott is disgusted
at this petty things we do
badhaiku, what for?
Haiku # 14402, September 21, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by jewel1
anonymous fart
kinda tries hitting
sounding mongoloid
Haiku # 14401, September 21, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by jewel1

.......welcome back goku
meet our friends jewel and the
.......god of what is good

Haiku # 14400, September 21, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by ronin@waitingforkkk

i'd chew on your souls
..and regurgitate it so
.feeding on your cries
Haiku # 14399, September 21, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ronin@ATTACK
alcoholism?
how about mongolism?
weak stuff for weak wits
Haiku # 14398, September 21, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by jewel1
when bacchus is here
magnifiscent ronin rules
yellowed teeth gnashing
Haiku # 14397, September 21, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by jewel1
mi santisima!
ronin's back, madre de dios
have mercy on them

(did i miss something?)
Haiku # 14396, September 21, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by goku

...what kinda name's boo
like squishing it with a shoe
....with a face that's rue
Haiku # 14395, September 21, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by ronin@>)
mikecheat mikedaya
wilkins lonewolf ronin rules!
bacchus venus de milo
Haiku # 14394, September 21, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by bacchus88 of netherworld
mikecheat mikedaya
wilkins lonewolf ronin rules!
bacchus venus de milo
Haiku # 14393, September 21, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by bacchus88 of netherworld
Haiku # 14392, September 21, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by ronin@rememberyourFTWshit,scott

...i warn you TOO* mask
......an ultimatum it is
.FUCK OFF from my board

(*making the senile happy)
Haiku # 14391, September 21, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by ronin@ohyeahohyeahohyeah

....ahh, bacchus at last
..the god of what is merry
you're most welcome here
Haiku # 14390, September 21, 2001 10:00 pm ET
by ronin@battle-scarred

.....Hollywood Bonfire
when this war is half-over
.....you will be cinder
Haiku # 14389, September 21, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by ronin

...pathetic misfits
of our reg'ar society
still asking for more

...(n il stil hav me
.crkbrd, lets do our
...........wrst)
Haiku # 14388, September 21, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ronin@AnonymousPuke
Hey Ronin/Lonewolf what
Agreat Guy with looks
to match his wallet
Haiku # 14387, September 21, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by bacchus88 of netherworld
centipedes crawling
lizards on the floor leap up
raindrops starts to fall

(sorry, I've got a life! its the same thingamajigs, ramble on)
Haiku # 14386, September 21, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by jewel1
boo! you scoundrel, you!
admonish not these children
they play D n' D

they know magic stuff
and say scarey things to us
i'm still in hiding

Haiku # 14385, September 21, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by ap
boo yay boo yay boo
I get it hahaha
just a lot a-
buncha fucka
lolla look et me
more more moron
wen I cum buck
to mara
Haiku # 14384, September 21, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by boo
getting drunk alone
or just with a computer;
alchoholism?
Haiku # 14383, September 21, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
these rambunctious kids
with their newly sprouted horns
need to butt their heads

i dream of missed planes
hastily packing, passports
hasta la vista
Haiku # 14382, September 21, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by scott (for now)
Haiku # 14381, September 21, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's raining and the
band played in the gazebo
empty, 3 years past
Haiku # 14380, September 21, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by Lee
Well, like anything
this life is of ignoring, lonliness
happiness, the soap opera
which comes with being human
Haiku # 14379, September 21, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by Lee
Haiku # 14378, September 21, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
for my poor goat head
i need a cool cloud compress
and a nymphish lap
Haiku # 14377, September 21, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by scott the subdued satyr
coming mystery
after a hell of a bong
what the fuck was that?
Haiku # 14376, September 21, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by mellie
mystery's coming
after a hell of a bang
we all might be fucked
Haiku # 14375, September 21, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by mellie
this morning, i woke
my head cloven like my hooves
that devil grass wine
Haiku # 14374, September 21, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by scott the satyrical (keep it down, please)
howard stern tells bill
to apologize, cold war
winter setting in
Haiku # 14373, September 21, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by scott (that's bill of politcally incorrect, not toeing the jingoistic line)
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