Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

infinite wanker
a war on terrorism
like a war on drugs
Haiku # 14420, September 22, 2001 8:11 am ET
by ash
bad haiku, stirs ap
as if he really knows one
too bad they are not
Haiku # 14419, September 22, 2001 7:23 am ET
by indiana
bad haiku jihad
idiot intifadah
delusional posts
Haiku # 14418, September 22, 2001 6:24 am ET
by ap
You know its been fun
except for all of the shit
thats here. Im leaving.

Bye!
Haiku # 14417, September 22, 2001 5:56 am ET
by k_against_badhaiku of in the final boarding call
scott the poor goat gruff
musing how he used his name
real damn for him!
Haiku # 14416, September 22, 2001 5:47 am ET
by indiana on scott
Haiku # 14415, September 22, 2001 4:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14414, September 22, 2001 4:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14413, September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14412, September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14411, September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14410, September 22, 2001 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin, you cavort
with mental midgets because
they look up to you

it's so unworthy
for someone of your stature
anyway, i'm off
Haiku # 14409, September 22, 2001 1:03 am ET
by scott (i've used my REAL DAMN NAME this whole time...I wasn't FTW, you idiot)
what bright light it is
a beacon in this abyss
a guide for her knights
Haiku # 14408, September 22, 2001 1:01 am ET
by goku
goku he's the man
to him Jewel gives sapphires
greetings from the light!
Haiku # 14407, September 22, 2001 12:37 am ET
by jewel1
groaning and swelling
lapping, slapping at the edge
rising up higher
Haiku # 14406, September 21, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by mellie
hello to jewel
i kiss your hand, to indy
gimme a high five
Haiku # 14405, September 21, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by goku
when art becomes wine
nothing beats a good bordeaux
and share it with friends
Haiku # 14404, September 21, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by goku

..goku meet our bro
the man from indiana
....indy is his name
Haiku # 14403, September 21, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by ronin@likewiseindy
scott is disgusted
at this petty things we do
badhaiku, what for?
Haiku # 14402, September 21, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by jewel1
anonymous fart
kinda tries hitting
sounding mongoloid
Haiku # 14401, September 21, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by jewel1

.......welcome back goku
meet our friends jewel and the
.......god of what is good

Haiku # 14400, September 21, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by ronin@waitingforkkk

i'd chew on your souls
..and regurgitate it so
.feeding on your cries
Haiku # 14399, September 21, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ronin@ATTACK
alcoholism?
how about mongolism?
weak stuff for weak wits
Haiku # 14398, September 21, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by jewel1
when bacchus is here
magnifiscent ronin rules
yellowed teeth gnashing
Haiku # 14397, September 21, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by jewel1
mi santisima!
ronin's back, madre de dios
have mercy on them

(did i miss something?)
Haiku # 14396, September 21, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by goku

...what kinda name's boo
like squishing it with a shoe
....with a face that's rue
Haiku # 14395, September 21, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by ronin@>)
mikecheat mikedaya
wilkins lonewolf ronin rules!
bacchus venus de milo
Haiku # 14394, September 21, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by bacchus88 of netherworld
mikecheat mikedaya
wilkins lonewolf ronin rules!
bacchus venus de milo
Haiku # 14393, September 21, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by bacchus88 of netherworld
Haiku # 14392, September 21, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by ronin@rememberyourFTWshit,scott

...i warn you TOO* mask
......an ultimatum it is
.FUCK OFF from my board

(*making the senile happy)
Haiku # 14391, September 21, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by ronin@ohyeahohyeahohyeah

....ahh, bacchus at last
..the god of what is merry
you're most welcome here
Haiku # 14390, September 21, 2001 10:00 pm ET
by ronin@battle-scarred

.....Hollywood Bonfire
when this war is half-over
.....you will be cinder
Haiku # 14389, September 21, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by ronin

...pathetic misfits
of our reg'ar society
still asking for more

...(n il stil hav me
.crkbrd, lets do our
...........wrst)
Haiku # 14388, September 21, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ronin@AnonymousPuke
Hey Ronin/Lonewolf what
Agreat Guy with looks
to match his wallet
Haiku # 14387, September 21, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by bacchus88 of netherworld
centipedes crawling
lizards on the floor leap up
raindrops starts to fall

(sorry, I've got a life! its the same thingamajigs, ramble on)
Haiku # 14386, September 21, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by jewel1
boo! you scoundrel, you!
admonish not these children
they play D n' D

they know magic stuff
and say scarey things to us
i'm still in hiding

Haiku # 14385, September 21, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by ap
boo yay boo yay boo
I get it hahaha
just a lot a-
buncha fucka
lolla look et me
more more moron
wen I cum buck
to mara
Haiku # 14384, September 21, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by boo
getting drunk alone
or just with a computer;
alchoholism?
Haiku # 14383, September 21, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
these rambunctious kids
with their newly sprouted horns
need to butt their heads

i dream of missed planes
hastily packing, passports
hasta la vista
Haiku # 14382, September 21, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by scott (for now)
Haiku # 14381, September 21, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's raining and the
band played in the gazebo
empty, 3 years past
Haiku # 14380, September 21, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by Lee
Well, like anything
this life is of ignoring, lonliness
happiness, the soap opera
which comes with being human
Haiku # 14379, September 21, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by Lee
Haiku # 14378, September 21, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
for my poor goat head
i need a cool cloud compress
and a nymphish lap
Haiku # 14377, September 21, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by scott the subdued satyr
coming mystery
after a hell of a bong
what the fuck was that?
Haiku # 14376, September 21, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by mellie
mystery's coming
after a hell of a bang
we all might be fucked
Haiku # 14375, September 21, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by mellie
this morning, i woke
my head cloven like my hooves
that devil grass wine
Haiku # 14374, September 21, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by scott the satyrical (keep it down, please)
howard stern tells bill
to apologize, cold war
winter setting in
Haiku # 14373, September 21, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by scott (that's bill of politcally incorrect, not toeing the jingoistic line)
For the last time:
This is not a message board,
Right verse please not messages
to each other exhibiting your
stupidity. Thank you.
Haiku # 14372, September 21, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Pissed Off Mother Fucker
i'm on haiku's side
no allegiance but to form
i miss poetry
Haiku # 14371, September 21, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by scott (i leave this site for a few hours, and it all goes to hell...you can too)
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