Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


....ahh, bacchus at last
..the god of what is merry
you're most welcome here
Haiku # 14390, September 21, 2001 10:00 pm ET
by ronin@battle-scarred

.....Hollywood Bonfire
when this war is half-over
.....you will be cinder
Haiku # 14389, September 21, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by ronin

...pathetic misfits
of our reg'ar society
still asking for more

...(n il stil hav me
.crkbrd, lets do our
...........wrst)
Haiku # 14388, September 21, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ronin@AnonymousPuke
Hey Ronin/Lonewolf what
Agreat Guy with looks
to match his wallet
Haiku # 14387, September 21, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by bacchus88 of netherworld
centipedes crawling
lizards on the floor leap up
raindrops starts to fall

(sorry, I've got a life! its the same thingamajigs, ramble on)
Haiku # 14386, September 21, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by jewel1
boo! you scoundrel, you!
admonish not these children
they play D n' D

they know magic stuff
and say scarey things to us
i'm still in hiding

Haiku # 14385, September 21, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by ap
boo yay boo yay boo
I get it hahaha
just a lot a-
buncha fucka
lolla look et me
more more moron
wen I cum buck
to mara
Haiku # 14384, September 21, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by boo
getting drunk alone
or just with a computer;
alchoholism?
Haiku # 14383, September 21, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
these rambunctious kids
with their newly sprouted horns
need to butt their heads

i dream of missed planes
hastily packing, passports
hasta la vista
Haiku # 14382, September 21, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by scott (for now)
Haiku # 14381, September 21, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's raining and the
band played in the gazebo
empty, 3 years past
Haiku # 14380, September 21, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by Lee
Well, like anything
this life is of ignoring, lonliness
happiness, the soap opera
which comes with being human
Haiku # 14379, September 21, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by Lee
Haiku # 14378, September 21, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
for my poor goat head
i need a cool cloud compress
and a nymphish lap
Haiku # 14377, September 21, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by scott the subdued satyr
coming mystery
after a hell of a bong
what the fuck was that?
Haiku # 14376, September 21, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by mellie
mystery's coming
after a hell of a bang
we all might be fucked
Haiku # 14375, September 21, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by mellie
this morning, i woke
my head cloven like my hooves
that devil grass wine
Haiku # 14374, September 21, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by scott the satyrical (keep it down, please)
howard stern tells bill
to apologize, cold war
winter setting in
Haiku # 14373, September 21, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by scott (that's bill of politcally incorrect, not toeing the jingoistic line)
For the last time:
This is not a message board,
Right verse please not messages
to each other exhibiting your
stupidity. Thank you.
Haiku # 14372, September 21, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Pissed Off Mother Fucker
i'm on haiku's side
no allegiance but to form
i miss poetry
Haiku # 14371, September 21, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by scott (i leave this site for a few hours, and it all goes to hell...you can too)
OOPS!

on that sexty-nine,
I would sake any SECOND
comers; face-fake, too!!
Haiku # 14370, September 21, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Missw Everything
on my sixty-nine
I would sake any escond
comers; face-fake, too.
Haiku # 14369, September 21, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Miss Everything
there are two ways to
orchestrate terrorism:
the third world cold war-
Haiku # 14368, September 21, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by rez-erection
be in the same back
room, or be in seperate
back rooms, getting smoked.
Haiku # 14367, September 21, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by rez-erection
trade in fear, so their
people and yours fall to play
follow the leader.
Haiku # 14366, September 21, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by rez-erection
"If you don't learn from
history, you repeat it."
poli-sci adage...
Haiku # 14365, September 21, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by rez-erection
but for poli-sci
to be science: theory must
be demonstrable
Haiku # 14364, September 21, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by rez-erection
therefore poli-sci
must be applied ignorance
to maintain purpose.
Haiku # 14363, September 21, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by rez-erection
Christ sakes, Jesus saves.
I got saved, but you... oh, you
know! You can get saked!
Haiku # 14362, September 21, 2001 12:18 pm ET
by Marion Magdelyn
now, they're back to those
sorry ego strokes to raise
the blahs, and even

(like their high school trash)
they fill each day and never
reread their worthless!
Haiku # 14361, September 21, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by boo

..you speak too soon ra
they're just consolidating
.....regaining their wits

.....(oh what the heck)
Haiku # 14360, September 21, 2001 11:41 am ET
by lone wolf

signing off...

mebbe i wont be mean as them no more
when i wake up...if they behave nicely.

chow!
Haiku # 14359, September 21, 2001 11:38 am ET
by ronin@thanksguyslooksliketheyrehumbled

.....my oysters are sweet
kinda sweep you off your feet
..........a hell of a shit

....(the strongest bonghit)
Haiku # 14358, September 21, 2001 11:33 am ET
by ronin@ahem
testosterone ruled
i reiterate my stand
fixated people

the genitalia
or the sexual acts to skim
lies no mystery

in the digital
age so to speak, they tell Jewel
adolescents all
Haiku # 14357, September 21, 2001 11:31 am ET
by jewel1
broad spectrum choices
but why it must be your nuts
i wonder, ronin?
Haiku # 14356, September 21, 2001 11:28 am ET
by jewel1
umbala, umba!
rain clouds storm on sleepy heads
scott, k, ash
Haiku # 14355, September 21, 2001 11:26 am ET
by indiana
is anyone worth
ronin, indy or jewel?
could we be too much?
Haiku # 14354, September 21, 2001 11:25 am ET
by jewel1

....mox's dyin laughin
puttin one over them all
.a revenge served cold
Haiku # 14353, September 21, 2001 11:24 am ET
by ronin@he's/she'sjusttherewatchinamused

depraved and deprived
....the hallucinating k
.still thirsts for my nuts

......(suck off freak)
Haiku # 14352, September 21, 2001 11:21 am ET
by ronin@stillatitburning
moxie I know not
but they insist she is me
Can I be Moxie?
Haiku # 14351, September 21, 2001 11:20 am ET
by jewel1 of no offense to moxie who may yet be a friend

............a6
.......in lieu of
............h3
Haiku # 14350, September 21, 2001 11:18 am ET
by ronin@toindy

check your cookies fools
..moxie is not our jewel
.....she is far to sweet
Haiku # 14349, September 21, 2001 11:16 am ET
by ronin@
indy, Sioux warrior
found strength in jewel and ron
prepares for battle!
Haiku # 14348, September 21, 2001 11:12 am ET
by indiana
ash lambasts jewel
and scott follows suit lashing
what provoked jewel

he asks not for fear
a blind allegiance he swears
to claim he's with ash
Haiku # 14347, September 21, 2001 11:07 am ET
by jewel1
they shout crucify!
salivating in their mouths
she dares go beyond

caring not for counts
tho trully it is allowed
stick to rules they must!
Haiku # 14346, September 21, 2001 11:03 am ET
by jewel1
some assume too much
being experts on their rules
badhaiku is killed

so they say in chorus
tho sweet janis is silent
they hollerand howl
Haiku # 14345, September 21, 2001 10:59 am ET
by jewel1
while wolves rest, doves work!
rouse up for a big surprise
ash, k, scott smothered!
Haiku # 14344, September 21, 2001 10:54 am ET
by indiana
americans shocked
the rest are catatonic
yesterday once more
Haiku # 14343, September 21, 2001 10:49 am ET
by jewel1
immediate justice
calm the ravaged consciousness
but who are pulling

there the puppet strings
is he the one or is he
laying foundation
Haiku # 14342, September 21, 2001 10:47 am ET
by jewel1
bin laden the beast
an enigma sprouts
from the grounds of hell
Haiku # 14341, September 21, 2001 10:40 am ET
by jewel1
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