Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

some assume too much
being experts on their rules
badhaiku is killed

so they say in chorus
tho sweet janis is silent
they hollerand howl
Haiku # 14345, September 21, 2001 10:59 am ET
by jewel1
while wolves rest, doves work!
rouse up for a big surprise
ash, k, scott smothered!
Haiku # 14344, September 21, 2001 10:54 am ET
by indiana
americans shocked
the rest are catatonic
yesterday once more
Haiku # 14343, September 21, 2001 10:49 am ET
by jewel1
immediate justice
calm the ravaged consciousness
but who are pulling

there the puppet strings
is he the one or is he
laying foundation
Haiku # 14342, September 21, 2001 10:47 am ET
by jewel1
bin laden the beast
an enigma sprouts
from the grounds of hell
Haiku # 14341, September 21, 2001 10:40 am ET
by jewel1
don't harbor ANY
terrorists: you'll have to go,
cheney kissinger!

the French want you for
murdered frenchies in Chile.
we don't fry like them.

americans were
too and lots of Chileans.
when it was TO DO!!
Haiku # 14340, September 21, 2001 10:40 am ET
by tricky rityck
amidst the debris
rest
Haiku # 14339, September 21, 2001 10:38 am ET
by indiana
mudjimba's weeping
where have all the flowers gone/
bin long time passing
Haiku # 14338, September 21, 2001 10:37 am ET
by mellie
in their deep slumber
gory mules turn to rotten
defaced and gruesome
Haiku # 14337, September 21, 2001 10:36 am ET
by jewel1
my Indiana
stay alongside with the light
darkness lurks behind
Haiku # 14336, September 21, 2001 10:31 am ET
by jewel1
panoramic scene
for ruffled spirits assure
chaos lies restless
Haiku # 14335, September 21, 2001 10:29 am ET
by jewel1
by this game abide
a mind tossed tempting by lure
vast promise of gloom
Haiku # 14334, September 21, 2001 10:27 am ET
by jewel1
mists, smoke, fog in air
rotten garbage fills the lungs
cars zoom, emptiness
Haiku # 14333, September 21, 2001 10:23 am ET
by jewel1
sixty-four square game
thirty men face off, but wait,
add ash, scott, two queens!
Haiku # 14332, September 21, 2001 10:06 am ET
by indiana on chess
submit haiku on
the spells and control of all
the different drumbeats

she cannot be done
Haiku # 14331, September 21, 2001 9:58 am ET
by Lee
toast to you indy
pale pilsen for my one knight
rhum cola for me
Haiku # 14330, September 21, 2001 9:38 am ET
by jewel1
music to my ears
low calorie pale pilsen
hic, off I go, hic!
Haiku # 14329, September 21, 2001 9:34 am ET
by indiana
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Why must you pile-drive Kurt
On the concrete floor?

Didn't you learn, Steve
When you had your neck broken?

Haiku # 14328, September 21, 2001 9:34 am ET
by Fuzzy of Wash, DC
indy humbles me
bowing to his clarity
he may judge Jewel
Haiku # 14327, September 21, 2001 9:33 am ET
by jewel1
beautiful jewel
a sparkling gemstone to friends
nemesis of ash
Haiku # 14326, September 21, 2001 9:17 am ET
by indiana
k the gay resting
on his faux laurel he boasts
at par with ronin
Haiku # 14325, September 21, 2001 9:10 am ET
by jewel1
a song playing sweet
in the doorstep world war looms
ash on pogo stick
Haiku # 14324, September 21, 2001 9:07 am ET
by jewel1
Dead or Alive, Scott!
You are trapped between sane worlds.
A lure for hunters.
Haiku # 14323, September 21, 2001 8:59 am ET
by indiana
bad fairies on air
pollens from cogon grasses
pale of pills in mouth

ash's nose red sore
he sniffs and coughs till he's blue
phlegm on his forehead
Haiku # 14322, September 21, 2001 8:47 am ET
by jewel1
checkmate come and see
furor over stringency
ash's ass on stick
Haiku # 14321, September 21, 2001 8:41 am ET
by jewel1

........cannon balls you say
strong one right smack in your face
.......one more at the groin
Haiku # 14320, September 21, 2001 8:40 am ET
by ronin@Kyousorryschmuck
reflection cause grief
as the white dog goes to hunt
the Afghan terror
Haiku # 14319, September 21, 2001 8:39 am ET
by indiana

......scott you judas' brod
you're on the "right" side again
.........playing it so safe
Haiku # 14318, September 21, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ronin@don'tyoucomelickingmyass

....kafkaesque you say
can you ably discourse on
.........existentialism

...(alienation is obsolete,
.......wittgenstein is it)
Haiku # 14317, September 21, 2001 8:36 am ET
by ronin@afanoftheearlylordearlbertrandrussell
hooting owl this time
laughing hyenas abound
to their holes they hide
Haiku # 14316, September 21, 2001 8:34 am ET
by jewel1

...canada's yodels
going for the big city
....trying to be hip

.(being aberrations,
.......SUCKERS)
Haiku # 14315, September 21, 2001 8:33 am ET
by ronin@imbackfools
ring the bell nightmare
of liberty's call we heed
indy et al here
Haiku # 14314, September 21, 2001 8:30 am ET
by jewel1
hohumm. had a look see
nice to meet you ron, indy & jewel
will be back.
Haiku # 14313, September 21, 2001 8:27 am ET
by kumag
Haiku # 14312, September 21, 2001 8:22 am ET
by kumag
Haiku # 14311, September 21, 2001 8:22 am ET
by kumag
when the rain pours it washes away
the dirt that cloud the clean ground
until then let it be
Haiku # 14310, September 21, 2001 8:14 am ET
by kumag
cerebral genius
will take to reflect how pain,
will soon be yours, scott!
Haiku # 14309, September 21, 2001 8:06 am ET
by indiana
Go, go, goku go!
Ron and Indy are with you
Count Jewel, one, too!
Haiku # 14308, September 21, 2001 8:05 am ET
by indiana
ronin, you still bothered by pests?
what if we put them where they
should be?
Haiku # 14307, September 21, 2001 8:05 am ET
by kumag
kids play as dad watch
but no one watches dad play
see soon new kids play
Haiku # 14306, September 21, 2001 8:04 am ET
by indiana
take that depot away
terror knows no one they say
safe another day
Haiku # 14305, September 21, 2001 8:03 am ET
by indiana
in the brink of war
as the world prepares bloodshed
wet soap slips my hand
Haiku # 14304, September 21, 2001 8:02 am ET
by indiana
hello! lone wolf. how are you?
what's up? anything I can do?
Haiku # 14303, September 21, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 14302, September 21, 2001 7:05 am ET
by ap #8259 - my first post. vert was the inspiration
difficult to read
and more so to understand
chimps are more lucid
Haiku # 14301, September 21, 2001 5:54 am ET
by ap - with apologies to the deserving
I understand war
fissures our small, little world.
Sun rises, troops leave.
Haiku # 14300, September 21, 2001 5:49 am ET
by k_against_jihads
can you super-size
that jihad, side of missiles
don't spare the oil
Haiku # 14299, September 21, 2001 5:29 am ET
by scott the satIrical (no two countries that have both had McDonalds have ever gone to war, supposedly!)
for a session here
i say thanks, so long for now
gotta have some booze
Haiku # 14298, September 21, 2001 5:09 am ET
by jewel1
order a jihad
and get free retribution
you want fried with that ?
Haiku # 14297, September 21, 2001 5:08 am ET
by ash
"infinite justice"
rather less descriptive than
"boofhead rhetoric"
Haiku # 14296, September 21, 2001 5:06 am ET
by ash
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