Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

order a jihad
and get free retribution
you want fried with that ?
Haiku # 14297, September 21, 2001 5:08 am ET
by ash
"infinite justice"
rather less descriptive than
"boofhead rhetoric"
Haiku # 14296, September 21, 2001 5:06 am ET
by ash
kame hame wave
pika pika chu chu chu
eternally deep
Haiku # 14295, September 21, 2001 5:05 am ET
by jewel1
in the safe haven
i wish to stay cerebral
cynical and numb

no pain nor laughter
highs and lows are abandoned
pursue the unknown
Haiku # 14294, September 21, 2001 5:02 am ET
by jewel1
i have no answers
all i know is Goku's son
is named Son Goku
Haiku # 14293, September 21, 2001 5:01 am ET
by scott the satyrical (give it time, it takes a while to get really bitter)
simple love pure mush
strikes uninvited to those
who do not seek it

who knows why or how
if i knew this i will run
far away from it
Haiku # 14292, September 21, 2001 4:58 am ET
by jewel1
my name is Goku
my son's name is Son Goku
kame, kame wave !
Haiku # 14291, September 21, 2001 4:55 am ET
by Goku
i nearly burned her
a CD of all love songs
glad my burner died
Haiku # 14290, September 21, 2001 4:53 am ET
by scott to jewel, from the archives: my very first posting on this site ever
in my goatish mode
love is such a simple thing
sweet grass and rutting
Haiku # 14289, September 21, 2001 4:52 am ET
by scott the satyrical (ok, chin up, Jewel...)
where can pleasure be
when soon my heart will be locked
for a lover gone
Haiku # 14288, September 21, 2001 4:49 am ET
by jewel1
this is a new site
mel, moxie, i don't know them
now, pleasure in pain
Haiku # 14287, September 21, 2001 4:48 am ET
by jewel1
pain can be pleasure
let me show you what i mean
since mel is absent
Haiku # 14286, September 21, 2001 4:41 am ET
by scott the satyrical
i wish i were that
dining with dionisius
let bacchus help me

numb the deep soreness
that is within persistent
in constant torture
Haiku # 14285, September 21, 2001 4:36 am ET
by jewel1
chicks and ducks and swans
better scurry, or hurry
...back of the surrey
Haiku # 14284, September 21, 2001 4:35 am ET
by scott the satyrical (it's from oklahoma, which doesn't make me gay except where ash is concerned)
an apt time for growth
a good time for other forms
its in the book too
Haiku # 14283, September 21, 2001 4:31 am ET
by jewel1
within the confines
of this triangular pen
i'll rut like bacchus
Haiku # 14282, September 21, 2001 4:27 am ET
by scott the satyrical (an equilateral triangle of love...)
swimming on the lake
rowing webbed claws awkwardly
claws up and face down
Haiku # 14281, September 21, 2001 4:26 am ET
by jewel1
set the records straight :
i am no haiku nazi
blame the japanese


Haiku # 14280, September 21, 2001 4:24 am ET
by ash (archive, sep 11, 2000 oooh! spooky!)
as a duckling wades
i woke up one fine morning
being a lone swan
Haiku # 14279, September 21, 2001 4:21 am ET
by jewel1
wild abandon
i frolic with all who pass
loosen that ass, ash
Haiku # 14278, September 21, 2001 4:17 am ET
by scott the satyrical (can't help myself...)
when i was a kid
nanny said, "you be great goat"
but now i'm a ram
Haiku # 14277, September 21, 2001 4:10 am ET
by scott the satyrical (rammish boy...i spell r)
on a haiku site
seventeen syllables rule
it's the sum of us
Haiku # 14276, September 21, 2001 4:10 am ET
by ash
grass, coffee, smoke booze
appease my heart so i think
still i look for him
Haiku # 14275, September 21, 2001 4:07 am ET
by jewel1
free cup of coffee
for every hour of surfing
black, sugar or cream?
Haiku # 14274, September 21, 2001 4:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my fetid goat stink
is an aphrodisiac
as is my feta
Haiku # 14273, September 21, 2001 3:55 am ET
by scott the satyrical (goes great with grass)
weeping sillently
reveal the inner sanctum
of a soul laden
Haiku # 14272, September 21, 2001 3:49 am ET
by jewel1
get the feeling there
is plenty of feta cheese
under those goat balls

make him take a bath mellie
Haiku # 14271, September 21, 2001 3:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stomping grass with hooves
i make a fine, verdant wine
bottoms up, mellie
Haiku # 14270, September 21, 2001 3:46 am ET
by scott the satyr
the sound of a lonely flute
beckons a heart in pain tears in her eyes
Haiku # 14269, September 21, 2001 3:45 am ET
by jewel1
dry leaves rustling
against an old willow tree
i scratch my goat balls
Haiku # 14268, September 21, 2001 3:41 am ET
by scott the satyrical
Fools scatter about
Yet the one who call them fools
Is the king of fools
Haiku # 14267, September 21, 2001 3:40 am ET
by jewel1
Moxie is Moxie
And Jewel is Jewel, two
Not one and the same
Haiku # 14266, September 21, 2001 3:37 am ET
by jewel1
boo boo boo boo boo
anonymous poet shit!
lousy lousy fart!
Haiku # 14265, September 21, 2001 3:32 am ET
by phoenix
bad chat in haiku
form. IS bad haiku, is it
not? 4 u 2 got!
Haiku # 14264, September 21, 2001 3:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
terror in the net
let the users be aware
of daggers lurking
Haiku # 14263, September 21, 2001 3:30 am ET
by phoenix
solitary heart
calling is beloved one
soft voice in the wind
Haiku # 14262, September 21, 2001 3:28 am ET
by phoenix
jewel is moxie,
moxie is jewel, seems clear.
why study the fool?
Haiku # 14261, September 21, 2001 3:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
summerheat
still leaves on the trees
stiff dead cat
Haiku # 14260, September 21, 2001 3:27 am ET
by phoenix
my goatish ardor
compels me to taste flowers
straining tongue through fence
Haiku # 14259, September 21, 2001 3:25 am ET
by scott the satyrical
I say: will all miscrients please
cease all juvenile activity...
badHAIKU....not badCHAT
Haiku # 14258, September 21, 2001 2:55 am ET
by Dr. Claw
soft yellow tea rose
like Lady Hillingdon
I lie back and think

not so much England
but kilts, thistles and sporrans
beatings in the bush
Haiku # 14257, September 21, 2001 2:48 am ET
by mellie
a groupie am I
Ash's great balls of fire
I'd blow flaming oath
Haiku # 14256, September 21, 2001 2:40 am ET
by mellie
cloven hooves stamping
making juice sweeter than wine
freshly sqeezed juices
Haiku # 14255, September 21, 2001 2:37 am ET
by mellie
FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU!!!!
WASTE OF CELLULAR STRUCTURES.
JEWEL U SUCK, SO DOES SCOTT AND RONIN
AND AP AND ASH AND MOXIE AND K AND LEE
AND JANICE AND BETTY AND ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS PLACE.
Haiku # 14254, September 21, 2001 2:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sorry 'bout that lapse
was filled to pussy's ribbon
I spat the dummy
Haiku # 14253, September 21, 2001 2:36 am ET
by mellie
interestingly
jewel seems to shine brightly
amidst all of these
Haiku # 14252, September 21, 2001 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my greetings to scott
your success in confusing
personal and play

finally knowing
your way of welcoming me
a query persists
Haiku # 14251, September 21, 2001 1:49 am ET
by jewel1
reiterating
that i lay no claim to realms
solely owned by scott

Haiku # 14250, September 21, 2001 1:43 am ET
by jewel1
wondering trully
if scott monopolizes
haikusgood or bad
Haiku # 14249, September 21, 2001 1:42 am ET
by jewel1
sa ka bu ki ran
wa lang pa pel, da hon lang
pang pu nas ng ebs

(get it?)
Haiku # 14248, September 21, 2001 1:41 am ET
by antok
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