Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

weeping sillently
reveal the inner sanctum
of a soul laden
Haiku # 14272, September 21, 2001 3:49 am ET
by jewel1
get the feeling there
is plenty of feta cheese
under those goat balls

make him take a bath mellie
Haiku # 14271, September 21, 2001 3:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stomping grass with hooves
i make a fine, verdant wine
bottoms up, mellie
Haiku # 14270, September 21, 2001 3:46 am ET
by scott the satyr
the sound of a lonely flute
beckons a heart in pain tears in her eyes
Haiku # 14269, September 21, 2001 3:45 am ET
by jewel1
dry leaves rustling
against an old willow tree
i scratch my goat balls
Haiku # 14268, September 21, 2001 3:41 am ET
by scott the satyrical
Fools scatter about
Yet the one who call them fools
Is the king of fools
Haiku # 14267, September 21, 2001 3:40 am ET
by jewel1
Moxie is Moxie
And Jewel is Jewel, two
Not one and the same
Haiku # 14266, September 21, 2001 3:37 am ET
by jewel1
boo boo boo boo boo
anonymous poet shit!
lousy lousy fart!
Haiku # 14265, September 21, 2001 3:32 am ET
by phoenix
bad chat in haiku
form. IS bad haiku, is it
not? 4 u 2 got!
Haiku # 14264, September 21, 2001 3:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
terror in the net
let the users be aware
of daggers lurking
Haiku # 14263, September 21, 2001 3:30 am ET
by phoenix
solitary heart
calling is beloved one
soft voice in the wind
Haiku # 14262, September 21, 2001 3:28 am ET
by phoenix
jewel is moxie,
moxie is jewel, seems clear.
why study the fool?
Haiku # 14261, September 21, 2001 3:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
summerheat
still leaves on the trees
stiff dead cat
Haiku # 14260, September 21, 2001 3:27 am ET
by phoenix
my goatish ardor
compels me to taste flowers
straining tongue through fence
Haiku # 14259, September 21, 2001 3:25 am ET
by scott the satyrical
I say: will all miscrients please
cease all juvenile activity...
badHAIKU....not badCHAT
Haiku # 14258, September 21, 2001 2:55 am ET
by Dr. Claw
soft yellow tea rose
like Lady Hillingdon
I lie back and think

not so much England
but kilts, thistles and sporrans
beatings in the bush
Haiku # 14257, September 21, 2001 2:48 am ET
by mellie
a groupie am I
Ash's great balls of fire
I'd blow flaming oath
Haiku # 14256, September 21, 2001 2:40 am ET
by mellie
cloven hooves stamping
making juice sweeter than wine
freshly sqeezed juices
Haiku # 14255, September 21, 2001 2:37 am ET
by mellie
FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU!!!!
WASTE OF CELLULAR STRUCTURES.
JEWEL U SUCK, SO DOES SCOTT AND RONIN
AND AP AND ASH AND MOXIE AND K AND LEE
AND JANICE AND BETTY AND ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS PLACE.
Haiku # 14254, September 21, 2001 2:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sorry 'bout that lapse
was filled to pussy's ribbon
I spat the dummy
Haiku # 14253, September 21, 2001 2:36 am ET
by mellie
interestingly
jewel seems to shine brightly
amidst all of these
Haiku # 14252, September 21, 2001 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my greetings to scott
your success in confusing
personal and play

finally knowing
your way of welcoming me
a query persists
Haiku # 14251, September 21, 2001 1:49 am ET
by jewel1
reiterating
that i lay no claim to realms
solely owned by scott

Haiku # 14250, September 21, 2001 1:43 am ET
by jewel1
wondering trully
if scott monopolizes
haikusgood or bad
Haiku # 14249, September 21, 2001 1:42 am ET
by jewel1
sa ka bu ki ran
wa lang pa pel, da hon lang
pang pu nas ng ebs

(get it?)
Haiku # 14248, September 21, 2001 1:41 am ET
by antok
Haiku # 14247, September 21, 2001 1:40 am ET
by jewel1
you're not innocent
you were vicious against ash
for citing the rules
Haiku # 14246, September 21, 2001 1:38 am ET
by scott (ok, i'm done here...don't take any of this too personally jewel, it's "only a play" as ronin would say)
there's a context here:
people posting laundry lists
scrawling on this board
Haiku # 14245, September 21, 2001 1:34 am ET
by scott
I don't deserve hate
no one deserves that, not you
and your aim is, what?

Haiku # 14244, September 21, 2001 1:30 am ET
by jewel1
jewel, i won't be mean
if you write some bad haiku
that's what the site's for
Haiku # 14243, September 21, 2001 1:30 am ET
by scott
not that it matters
boku no haiku sensei
Wright-san deshita, ne

(so don't tell me I don't know haiku)
Haiku # 14242, September 21, 2001 1:27 am ET
by scott (he'd probably be appalled by my poor efforts...but yes, the former translator to Emperor Hirohito)
and so if you are
with ash's group would you be
always mean to me?
Haiku # 14241, September 21, 2001 1:24 am ET
by jewel1
but then again, not
this valley of hate, this site
getting mashed is new
Haiku # 14240, September 21, 2001 1:22 am ET
by jewel1
i don't have hatred
for you, but i do enjoy
a good bad haiku
Haiku # 14239, September 21, 2001 1:22 am ET
by scott
so, its my name scott?
that has gotten you mean guy?
if you knew me well

then i wouldn't mind
being judged by you that
I Jewel is bad
Haiku # 14238, September 21, 2001 1:20 am ET
by jewel1
problem with you scott
is laying claim to know haikus
or non, bad haikus

without reading rules
of haikus before you fire
your odd balls of fire
Haiku # 14237, September 21, 2001 1:17 am ET
by jewel1
and it's annoying
how you call yourself by name
it's just so precious
Haiku # 14236, September 21, 2001 1:16 am ET
by scott (now i am being mean, i'll admit it...but let's not call it "ire")
scott whom i know not
has seen it quite apt
to insult Jewel

where his happiness
is when Jewel is crushed bad
scott, i know not why
Haiku # 14235, September 21, 2001 1:15 am ET
by jewel1
this site is glutted
with long, rambling non-haiku
i'm in ash's camp
Haiku # 14234, September 21, 2001 1:14 am ET
by scott (post haiku, and I'll lay off)
wondering
Jewel is pummelled
unfaily
Haiku # 14233, September 21, 2001 1:12 am ET
by jewel1
read and read clearly
see if I have something
to merit your ire

If not, then it is
hatred pointed to Jewel
that is wrongly placed
Haiku # 14232, September 21, 2001 1:09 am ET
by jewel1
i'm not mad at you
just throwing in my two cents
buy yourself something
Haiku # 14231, September 21, 2001 1:09 am ET
by scott (to jewel)
> unworthy bile, burn

i don't think bile burns
jewel, are you trying for bad?
you don't need to try
Haiku # 14230, September 21, 2001 1:07 am ET
by scott
suddenly, scott is
angry at jewel, why, scott?
are you mad at me
Haiku # 14229, September 21, 2001 1:07 am ET
by jewel1
"you are nothing, YES!"
is this jewel the pop singer,
or is she yoda?
Haiku # 14228, September 21, 2001 1:04 am ET
by scott (using the dark side of the farce)
wow, i've never been
glad to see that simple line
it's pure poetry
Haiku # 14227, September 21, 2001 12:56 am ET
by scott
hissing, slimy snakes
that's what we are, according
to jewel the poet
Haiku # 14226, September 21, 2001 12:55 am ET
by scott (snakes ain't slimy)
Haiku # 14225, September 21, 2001 12:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14224, September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14223, September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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