bad chat in haiku
form. IS bad haiku, is it
not? 4 u 2 got!

terror in the net
let the users be aware
of daggers lurking

solitary heart
calling is beloved one
soft voice in the wind

jewel is moxie,
moxie is jewel, seems clear.
why study the fool?

summerheat
still leaves on the trees
stiff dead cat

my goatish ardor
compels me to taste flowers
straining tongue through fence

I say: will all miscrients please
cease all juvenile activity...
badHAIKU....not badCHAT

soft yellow tea rose
like Lady Hillingdon
I lie back and think

not so much England
but kilts, thistles and sporrans
beatings in the bush

a groupie am I
Ash's great balls of fire
I'd blow flaming oath

cloven hooves stamping
making juice sweeter than wine
freshly sqeezed juices

FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU!!!!
WASTE OF CELLULAR STRUCTURES.
JEWEL U SUCK, SO DOES SCOTT AND RONIN
AND AP AND ASH AND MOXIE AND K AND LEE
AND JANICE AND BETTY AND ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS PLACE.

sorry 'bout that lapse
was filled to pussy's ribbon
I spat the dummy

interestingly
jewel seems to shine brightly
amidst all of these

my greetings to scott
your success in confusing
personal and play

finally knowing
your way of welcoming me
a query persists

reiterating
that i lay no claim to realms
solely owned by scott

wondering trully
if scott monopolizes
haikusgood or bad

sa ka bu ki ran
wa lang pa pel, da hon lang
pang pu nas ng ebs

(get it?)

you're not innocent
you were vicious against ash
for citing the rules

there's a context here:
people posting laundry lists
scrawling on this board

I don't deserve hate
no one deserves that, not you
and your aim is, what?

jewel, i won't be mean
if you write some bad haiku
that's what the site's for

not that it matters
boku no haiku sensei
Wright-san deshita, ne

(so don't tell me I don't know haiku)

and so if you are
with ash's group would you be
always mean to me?

but then again, not
this valley of hate, this site
getting mashed is new

i don't have hatred
for you, but i do enjoy
a good bad haiku

so, its my name scott?
that has gotten you mean guy?
if you knew me well

then i wouldn't mind
being judged by you that
I Jewel is bad

problem with you scott
is laying claim to know haikus
or non, bad haikus

without reading rules
of haikus before you fire
your odd balls of fire

and it's annoying
how you call yourself by name
it's just so precious

scott whom i know not
has seen it quite apt
to insult Jewel

where his happiness
is when Jewel is crushed bad
scott, i know not why

this site is glutted
with long, rambling non-haiku
i'm in ash's camp

wondering
Jewel is pummelled
unfaily

read and read clearly
see if I have something
to merit your ire

If not, then it is
hatred pointed to Jewel
that is wrongly placed

i'm not mad at you
just throwing in my two cents
buy yourself something

> unworthy bile, burn

i don't think bile burns
jewel, are you trying for bad?
you don't need to try

suddenly, scott is
angry at jewel, why, scott?
are you mad at me

"you are nothing, YES!"
is this jewel the pop singer,
or is she yoda?

wow, i've never been
glad to see that simple line
it's pure poetry

hissing, slimy snakes
that's what we are, according
to jewel the poet