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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Haiku # 14215 September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14214 September 21, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14213 September 21, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14212 September 21, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14211 September 21, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jewel shines like gem
Ronin and Indy in chess
All in haiku style
Haiku # 14210 September 21, 2001 12:45 am ET
by indy
Jewel lays no claim
to poetry as one claims
then pollute it with shame
Haiku # 14209 September 21, 2001 12:38 am ET
by jewel1
Jewel it is, I
yielding is yours, crocodile
I shine, you drool, dog
Haiku # 14208 September 21, 2001 12:34 am ET
by jewel1
wars and divisions
proponents of man against humanity here

the roots pushed deep and long ago
where men were once creatures of wisdom

now they lay wated
in mock intellect
Haiku # 14207 September 21, 2001 12:32 am ET
by jewel1
Intellect
boxed unto tight space
tragedy

ku matagari
carresses anf flirts at my being
liberty

what worth have you slime
to try to catch jewel's eyes
you are nothing, YES!
Haiku # 14206 September 21, 2001 12:30 am ET
by jewel1
Ash sat on the throne
While bombs dropped on Afghan grounds
Stinks like hell, galore
Haiku # 14205 September 21, 2001 12:09 am ET
by indiana
Armful of love? There
we go again, Mr. Nice
Guy, get a damn life!

Haiku # 14204 September 20, 2001 10:54 pm ET
by k_against_darlascott_freak_mutants of (I'll bet he's the type to go out and rent "Towering Inferno" at the video store hoping it'll be a great conversational opener w
-------O
-----O
coyOte
Haiku # 14203 September 20, 2001 10:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
O
O
coyOte
Haiku # 14202 September 20, 2001 10:51 pm ET
by mm
the very fat lady
bends over the tomatoes
a very full moon
Haiku # 14201 September 20, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by Pizzarelli
moxies girlie soul
is confusion set in lead
'jewel' for all to see
Haiku # 14200 September 20, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
jewel of mud you
slop my shinny boot-like poems
with darkness and slime
Haiku # 14199 September 20, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh what desolation
I must face in the midst of
slimmy, hissing snakes

when mere light is sought
to brighten a looming day
Jewel floats ammused

yet insideher heart
is a desire to love all
excluding no one
Haiku # 14198 September 20, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by jewel1
i do not presume
to know you, yet i merely
proceed reading well
Haiku # 14197 September 20, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by jewel1
i submit to form
other that what's presumed
im for real haiku!
Haiku # 14196 September 20, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by jewl1
you presume you stick
to form and condemn
others for judging?
Haiku # 14195 September 20, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by jewel1
presume to know me
and you presume way too much
we are all in flux
Haiku # 14194 September 20, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ash
the judgement is yours
i just write what i want to
adherent to form
Haiku # 14193 September 20, 2001 10:06 pm ET
by ash
you deem your proud self
a player and judge in one?
pray tell, can this be?
Haiku # 14192 September 20, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by jewel1
i reiterate
yours is a cup filled
no more growth present!
Haiku # 14191 September 20, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by jewel1
my, such anger burn
i shudder in fright and pain
unworthy bile, burn!
Haiku # 14190 September 20, 2001 10:00 pm ET
by jewel1
i don't exclude you
inclusion requires haiku
which some don't submit

call yourself a jewel
doesn't mean that you sparkle
bad zirconia
Haiku # 14189 September 20, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ash
yours is a cup filled
while mine remains half filled up
sign of growth present!
Haiku # 14188 September 20, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by jewel1
assuming wisdom
where there lies such emptiness
marks of bigotry
Haiku # 14187 September 20, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by jewel1
*`*`*`*`*`*`*`* <---Snow
*`*`*`*`*`*`*`* <---more snow
&=/////--//===/ <---moxie
*`*`*`*`*`*`*`* <---Icy snow
Haiku # 14186 September 20, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gee, ash... i dont know
what right you have to exclude
cool people like us!
Haiku # 14185 September 20, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by jewel1
it's not bad haiku
rambling long contributions
are bad non-haiku
Haiku # 14184 September 20, 2001 9:26 pm ET
by ash - perhaps start a new site?
life is wonderful
the mother cradles her babe
far off, thousands weep
Haiku # 14183 September 20, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by scott_n_darla (genetically engineered haiku)
thanks to computers
i've seen porno where girls puke
it was alarming
Haiku # 14182 September 20, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Haiku # 14181 September 20, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14180 September 20, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you can't rid the world
of evil as bush suggests...
bad haiku is proof
Haiku # 14179 September 20, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by scott
I sip the fresh juice
of the welcoming morning
I smile, life is good!
Haiku # 14178 September 20, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by jewel1
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
Haiku # 14177 September 20, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm still single and de-
spite the stroke me jokes along
needs a partner surely
Haiku # 14176 September 20, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Lee
Haiku # 14175 September 20, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hope you get to be
a phoenix like me, gentle
yet filled with fireballs!
Haiku # 14174 September 20, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by phoenix
Haiku # 14173 September 20, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well, I hope to rise
from my own ashes, no offense, ash
less of an ass
Haiku # 14172 September 20, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Lee
and don't spread lies, dudes!
in the guise of purity, bah!
give freshness a chance!
Haiku # 14171 September 20, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by phoenix
(remember, lie like hell, next time, lie like hell!)
Haiku # 14170 September 20, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Lee
(remember, lie like hell, next time, lie like hell!)
Haiku # 14169 September 20, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Lee
Well, if you're mad
at someone then, you'd rather
remain mad, really
Haiku # 14168 September 20, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by Lee
comicat gets slack
for being entertaining
you have no excuse
Haiku # 14167 September 20, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by scott
If I had a life
to get, then,aparently
I need a mohawk
Haiku # 14166 September 20, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Lee