Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Well, if you're mad
at someone then, you'd rather
remain mad, really
Haiku # 14168 September 20, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by Lee
comicat gets slack
for being entertaining
you have no excuse
Haiku # 14167 September 20, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by scott
If I had a life
to get, then,aparently
I need a mohawk
Haiku # 14166 September 20, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Lee
tell me, can't there be
haiku, if say, it isn't
5-7-5 huh?

damn the digits, fool!
read on, and read on real good
delve into haikus, real deep!
Haiku # 14165 September 20, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by phoenix
I'm sorry, my wit
just went for a stroll and now
he's in quite a nit
Haiku # 14164 September 20, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Lee
so lee is moxie?
oh my god, i think i care..
time to get a life
Haiku # 14163 September 20, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by scott
someone wanted my
hair purple, and all this in a
chat!
Haiku # 14162 September 20, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by Lee
by the time I get
to phoenix, he is counting
...all we've ever asked
Haiku # 14161 September 20, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by scott (well, that and a little wit might be nice)
your haiku is bad
A product of burnout, charred!
It is you who kill!
Haiku # 14160 September 20, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by phoenix
do you know me well
enough to hate me so much?
or do you just hate?
Haiku # 14159 September 20, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by phoenix
pray, illuminate me
thy grand champion of dimwits
what is it you ask?
Haiku # 14158 September 20, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by phoenix
moxie is on the
track of the 'killing haiku'
he makes me feel sick
Haiku # 14157 September 20, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
phoenix or moxie:
this is the digital age
use your damn digits
Haiku # 14156 September 20, 2001 7:53 pm ET
by scott - I'm taking off the parenthesis!
Ronin, your name speaks
of some brute of guy dressed in
kilt. What's underneath?

(hint: my guess is not going to include a pair of...well anyway.)
Haiku # 14155 September 20, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by k_against_Ronin of The Circle K
Weep and grieve, alas!
hear their maniacal laughter
borne of ignorance!
Haiku # 14154 September 20, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by phoenix
that moxie is not jewel
phoenix, not moxie
bewildered moxie, weep!
Haiku # 14153 September 20, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by phoenix
Dear Moxie, pilloried by crass pretenders
thoughtlessly assuming You
to be me! Oh what shame, had they but known
Haiku # 14152 September 20, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by phoenix
and the skylight dims,
and the rain begins, the wind
may sing us some hyms
Haiku # 14151 September 20, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by now THATS!!! bad
I wish I had time
to explain this chaos thing
It's all Erisian blues
Haiku # 14150 September 20, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by Lee of (who is the original "Moxie")
Yet limited in scope and style, one wonders
All dimming smoke with no fire!
Ignorant bravados! Empty threats! I sigh
Haiku # 14149 September 20, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by phoenix
At his genius being torn to smithereens
At many a mindless blokes
Who place themselves above the rest, superior
Haiku # 14148 September 20, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by phoenix
Ash is a stoic witness to my carcass burned
drunken to a stupor, he drools
Edgar Allan Poe's hair stands on its end, shocked
Haiku # 14147 September 20, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by phoenix
leaves blowing into a
sentence; !-----> Please hammer a nail
into moxies head..
Haiku # 14146 September 20, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
misty morning breaks
neighbours panties on her line,
they sure aren
Haiku # 14145 September 20, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-
the crisp falling leaves
ease not the pain of moxie,
blanket him in snow
`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`
Haiku # 14144 September 20, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
strangely odd insect
an unfamiliar species
i mark its passing
Haiku # 14143 September 20, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by ap
rage in the blue sky
terrible days for cowards
but for R hatred

hatred breeds in him
haiku for this page or be
damned, no bulletin

for R, terrible
days ahead of loneliness
but indy feels good
Haiku # 14142 September 20, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by indiana
plath would stick her head
in a microwave oven
if alive today
Haiku # 14141 September 20, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by scott (wish it were original...but concerning the confessional poets)
she didn't mind the
act itself, liked it, or so
she told me she felt

she didn
Haiku # 14140 September 20, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
structure takes a hit
in stunned disbelief, we ask:
can haiku survive?
Haiku # 14139 September 20, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by scott (if the onion were in an all-haiku format, they might print:)
had a girlfriend who,
would blow me and then spit it
onto me....glaring!!!!
Haiku # 14138 September 20, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
structure? discipline?
all collapsed, only the chaos..
crazy moxie blues!!!

Haiku # 14137 September 20, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by me too but then I think--just one more
i'm satyrical
the smell of mel's fresh mowed lawn
thrills my inner goat
Haiku # 14136 September 20, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by scott
i put in my time
fighting the moxie menace
i earned my medal
Haiku # 14135 September 20, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by scott (never sober)
I am ashamed to
continue my moxie war
you sound too sober

lee. look back to when
moxie was signing his own
name to see our side
Haiku # 14134 September 20, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by just me nobody who moxie knows or thinks it is
life is poetry
sometimes it's a love sonnet
sometimes bad haiku
Haiku # 14133 September 20, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by scott (waxing philosophical and his skis)
Bad behavior is
not exactly haiku but
it is what it is
Haiku # 14132 September 20, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Lee
Well, you drink Moxie
It's very bittersweet and
takes time to enjoy.
Haiku # 14131 September 20, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by Lee
I live dead end but
it's still cheap living so
rural life is slow...
Haiku # 14130 September 20, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by Lee
yes!! moxie deserves
a good thumping...break his bones
and then jump on him
Haiku # 14129 September 20, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by grimms fairy haiku
Moxie is the name
of a soda now owned by
Coke in Atlanta.
Haiku # 14128 September 20, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by Lee
We quarrel at times
Over taste, diction, direction.
Then again, such is style.
Haiku # 14127 September 20, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by Lee of here
his psyche gaps open
i cannot face his challenge
if HE is human
Haiku # 14126 September 20, 2001 4:34 pm ET
by I must be something else
how many shards of
moxies schizoid mind must we
endure? clout the lout.

Haiku # 14125 September 20, 2001 4:33 pm ET
by I must be something else
some people do count
their syllables; those who don't
simply do not count
Haiku # 14124 September 20, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by scott
some people do count
their syllables; those who don't
simply do not count
Haiku # 14123 September 20, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by scott
people here don't count
-_-"-_- -"-- -_"_- -_"_- for much
-_-"-_- just -_"_- -_"_-!
Haiku # 14122 September 20, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'll fuck you so hard
your grandkids will come out bruised
smelling of penis
Haiku # 14121 September 20, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
this soap opera
is so unoriginal...
not the evil twin!
Haiku # 14120 September 20, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by scott (be sure to enunciate if you count)
Haiku # 14119 September 20, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet