Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

this soap opera
is so unoriginal...
not the evil twin!
Haiku # 14120, September 20, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by scott (be sure to enunciate if you count)
Haiku # 14119, September 20, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sarcasm unnoticed,
the whining for attention
simply disappoints
Haiku # 14118, September 20, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by ap

.....real cute, baby
.you edited my haiku
so, like you have time
Haiku # 14117, September 20, 2001 11:47 am ET
by ronin@heywhomessedupwithmygamemoves

.......you're jealous mellie
......believing that i left you
..i would always care (for you)

(you'll always be my paramour)
Haiku # 14116, September 20, 2001 11:43 am ET
by ronin@rosesforyou

........so magnanimous
you don't put up a good fight
........why is it so dude
Haiku # 14115, September 20, 2001 11:39 am ET
by ronin@AP"youdontfit"astheysay
go take a dump
do it in private
leave not trace of it here
we all walk in it and
it stinks to high heaven
Haiku # 14114, September 20, 2001 11:36 am ET
by mellie
time to flush the lavatory
oops it seems to be blocked up with
the most vile shit and vomit
by people who have no respect for others
feelings minds cultures spirits
it makes me puke
Haiku # 14113, September 20, 2001 11:34 am ET
by mellie

.....no difuse kit boy
let us do it cowboy-style
...at the map "assault"
Haiku # 14112, September 20, 2001 11:30 am ET
by ronin@to_kkk

...the vapid crass k
..in epileptic frenzy
tries to hit the moon
Haiku # 14111, September 20, 2001 11:25 am ET
by ronin@aflamed
WarNing!

if you saw pilot
terrorist in Baltimore
call f.i.b.

they want to know if
you saw him visiting them,
to blow you away.
Haiku # 14110, September 20, 2001 11:06 am ET
by rez-erection worth repeating
Mellowed

when I was younger
diagnosed acute schitzo;
old and ugly, now...
Haiku # 14109, September 20, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

.....ash the cranky queer
....believing yourself to be
....that which you are not

(it is acute schizoprenia then)
Haiku # 14108, September 20, 2001 10:21 am ET
by ronin@yomisslistentothis

........ah k the fogturd
your haiku is just as blurred
...suck your whey and curd
Haiku # 14107, September 20, 2001 10:18 am ET
by ronin@dobattlewithme

RONINS PACK

........BB

(our very own)




you are welcom jewel for you are your
fathers daughter.

booze galore.
Haiku # 14106, September 20, 2001 10:16 am ET
by ronin@lookinforward

YOU ME

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 d3
4. c3 h3
__

ur move colonel
Haiku # 14105, September 20, 2001 10:14 am ET
by ronin@theBEAST

.......ash the cranky queer
.....believing yourself to be
......that which you are not

(is it acute schizophrenia then)
Haiku # 14104, September 20, 2001 10:11 am ET
by ronin@thequalityshrink

.........Master, the war's set
much more of the pack shall come
...........to cripple this site
Haiku # 14103, September 20, 2001 10:07 am ET
by lone wolf

......i warned you fool k
but deep in your bitter heart
......you refused to heed

...(prepare yourself moron)
Haiku # 14102, September 20, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ronin@to_ _ _ k

........conceding so soon
where is your teeth yet baboon
....with tongue just as sharp

....(you sound so much like
.................TRash)
Haiku # 14101, September 20, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ronin@showmeyourmettleapbeforeidevouryou
my sparkle seems to some as hateful gash, lo!
being spalshed with cold water
awash in the shore calling my indiana!
Haiku # 14100, September 20, 2001 9:22 am ET
by jewel1
I suppose you are
A sparkle of a brilliant jewel
Glowing in the dark
Haiku # 14099, September 20, 2001 9:16 am ET
by indiana
what is bad haiku
if it isnt bad haiku
then its not haiku
Haiku # 14098, September 20, 2001 9:03 am ET
by phoenix
transmeditating
among the banging cymbals
being still, calm and cool
Haiku # 14097, September 20, 2001 8:56 am ET
by jewel1
alas, too many glare aghast bewildered
at this creature who is
daring to enter the den of barbarians!
Haiku # 14096, September 20, 2001 8:15 am ET
by jewel1
the course is quite hard
for insults on the newbies
harder still amidst biles!
Haiku # 14095, September 20, 2001 8:10 am ET
by jewel1
jewel being new
dares tresspass the rules, yes
to see for myself
limitations of the dumb
Haiku # 14094, September 20, 2001 8:06 am ET
by jewel1
your irritation
promethean in largesse
promotes no goodwill

psychotic rantings
requiring medication
you're not up to scratch

behind the facade
where a person ought to be
so much empty space
Haiku # 14093, September 20, 2001 7:59 am ET
by ash
parasite you are
unwelcome self indulgence
you suck way too much
Haiku # 14092, September 20, 2001 7:46 am ET
by ash
So the Mox nuber
2 is really Jewel, and
Jewel is Moxie?

It makes sense, styles
are the same, disrespect for
the haiku present!
Haiku # 14091, September 20, 2001 7:21 am ET
by k_against_having_a_life_becuase_i_haveMoxie/Jewel of who really cares anymore, jewel is another nightmare, just like the terrorists, we'll never get rid of these cockroaches
So Jewel, I guess that
you being so "new" and all
dont get the "haiku"
Haiku # 14090, September 20, 2001 7:18 am ET
by k_against_jewel
yet who is to say when night is night
or day is day, if not an idea solely dictated
by scholars who set limits to control what is
too magnifiscent to be assimilated in a
limited mind? Who's got the bomb then?
Haiku # 14089, September 20, 2001 6:57 am ET
by jewel1
ill tempered children
alaskan pop singer dross
snaggle tooth annoys
Haiku # 14088, September 20, 2001 6:51 am ET
by ap
ronin, my friend ronin, night has befallen
the zergs are up and about....
the bomb has been set, who's got the diffuse kit?
Haiku # 14087, September 20, 2001 6:50 am ET
by kkk of de_dust
magnanimity in victory? :)
Haiku # 14086, September 20, 2001 6:49 am ET
by jewel1
...ap's unperturbed
with profound humility
.let us spare the guy
Haiku # 14085, September 20, 2001 6:47 am ET
by ronin@tomypack
hey! you guys on with the booze this sunday?
Haiku # 14084, September 20, 2001 6:47 am ET
by jewel1
indiana, im offering you my red stones called rubies
in symbolic heed to your cerebral supremacy...
welcome, friend!!
Haiku # 14083, September 20, 2001 6:40 am ET
by jewel1
dizzy in the dazzling beginning
i fly in the blinding skies
neither here nor there yet going on
going somewhere where lesser mortals
dare not trod their holy feet
Haiku # 14082, September 20, 2001 6:36 am ET
by jewel1
hohumm... the brain is supposed to be
between the ears, not between the legs...
enough of the F word!! common, write!!
Haiku # 14081, September 20, 2001 6:26 am ET
by jewel1
can't you even distinguish between "moxie" and "jewel"? Oh, my, my, what disgusting brilliance!
I must bow in shame... to utter shameless words
to replace his brain, or a sad mockery of a brain,
perhaps?
Haiku # 14080, September 20, 2001 6:25 am ET
by jewel1
she can write poems
already knew she sang songs
she deserves mounting
Haiku # 14079, September 20, 2001 6:10 am ET
by mellie
You know Janice did
erect a semi cool site
why dont you fuck off?
Haiku # 14077, September 20, 2001 5:23 am ET
by k_against_those_who_cant_fucking_count
grievous injury
i am intimidated
yes, even freightened

go easy on me
with your monster intellect
lest you destroy me

Haiku # 14076, September 20, 2001 5:18 am ET
by ap
You know, your little
personal bulletin board
should go elsewhere. Go!

(Fuck off in other words or write haiku)
Haiku # 14075, September 20, 2001 5:17 am ET
by k_against_those_who_cant_fucking_count of to all of you who have discovered badhaiku as your personal corkboard
i was on the road
when your frantic call came
that you were under siege
i thought you were on counterstrike
its a string to my surprise, c3 is my reply!
your move soldier
Haiku # 14074, September 20, 2001 4:22 am ET
by indiana
wouldn't you say, lonewolf, that ap is ahhhmm.... sexually deprived?
Haiku # 14073, September 20, 2001 4:18 am ET
by jewel1

....his manners reflect
the rottings of his innards
..and decomposed mind
Haiku # 14072, September 20, 2001 4:16 am ET
by lone wolf
oh is that all you can say now? the F word??
now, now, where are the gray matters? Uhooo!!
Haiku # 14071, September 20, 2001 4:05 am ET
by jewel1
do you always say what was not meant to be?
oh awash with your clumsy mouth
and dimwitted shell!!
Haiku # 14070, September 20, 2001 4:03 am ET
by jewel1
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