Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

You know Janice did
erect a semi cool site
why dont you fuck off?
Haiku # 14077, September 20, 2001 5:23 am ET
by k_against_those_who_cant_fucking_count
grievous injury
i am intimidated
yes, even freightened

go easy on me
with your monster intellect
lest you destroy me

Haiku # 14076, September 20, 2001 5:18 am ET
by ap
You know, your little
personal bulletin board
should go elsewhere. Go!

(Fuck off in other words or write haiku)
Haiku # 14075, September 20, 2001 5:17 am ET
by k_against_those_who_cant_fucking_count of to all of you who have discovered badhaiku as your personal corkboard
i was on the road
when your frantic call came
that you were under siege
i thought you were on counterstrike
its a string to my surprise, c3 is my reply!
your move soldier
Haiku # 14074, September 20, 2001 4:22 am ET
by indiana
wouldn't you say, lonewolf, that ap is ahhhmm.... sexually deprived?
Haiku # 14073, September 20, 2001 4:18 am ET
by jewel1

....his manners reflect
the rottings of his innards
..and decomposed mind
Haiku # 14072, September 20, 2001 4:16 am ET
by lone wolf
oh is that all you can say now? the F word??
now, now, where are the gray matters? Uhooo!!
Haiku # 14071, September 20, 2001 4:05 am ET
by jewel1
do you always say what was not meant to be?
oh awash with your clumsy mouth
and dimwitted shell!!
Haiku # 14070, September 20, 2001 4:03 am ET
by jewel1

we fucked you - you are fucked
you fucked us - you are still fucked
you dont fuck - you are one dumb fuck
Haiku # 14069, September 20, 2001 4:01 am ET
by ap@my apologies
;p ;p ;p ;p
Haiku # 14068, September 20, 2001 3:59 am ET
by jewel1

...pardon me my sire
no it wasn't meant to be
.we're the hateful ones
Haiku # 14067, September 20, 2001 3:59 am ET
by ap


llllllll/
d - - b
O /

BURN!
Haiku # 14066, September 20, 2001 3:56 am ET
by lone wolf
how dare you utter such inanity!!
hateful one! beware and begone!!
Haiku # 14065, September 20, 2001 3:54 am ET
by jewel1
a worm, you say? You know what a real worm is?
Its people like you who throw havoc on peace!
My fire is a gentle fire that purifies... not
like a pile of hate dreary with desolation!
Haiku # 14064, September 20, 2001 3:53 am ET
by phoenix

....an audacious worm
thinking himself my equal
.....in birth and stature
Haiku # 14063, September 20, 2001 3:48 am ET
by ronin@thehighstorm

B U L L E T I N B O A R D



party at your clubhouse this
Sun. free booze.
Haiku # 14062, September 20, 2001 3:40 am ET
by ronin@togammagrandv
who is it who invokes your name dear friend?
whisper the name and i'll send stones of fire
to ravish and burn...burn...
to cover them with my fire!!
Haiku # 14061, September 20, 2001 3:39 am ET
by jewel1

........what is it you ape
how dare you invoke my name
......the fool that you are
Haiku # 14060, September 20, 2001 3:37 am ET
by ronin@flamingap
terrible, terrible...my dysfunctioned fingers
hitting on the wrong keys!!
Haiku # 14059, September 20, 2001 3:36 am ET
by phoenix
'tis a fire that purifies, a tickling pain to a pollio (ed) leg... like to gold, through fire it passes,
then it reveals its wondroud secrets within
like phoenix, rising from the ashes ablaze with power
Haiku # 14058, September 20, 2001 3:34 am ET
by phoenix

burn, ravage and strike
make apocalypse a joke
.....a silly priest's bull
Haiku # 14057, September 20, 2001 3:30 am ET
by ronin
i am your firebird here breathe fire to the coldness
that has visited and stayed here for so long
warm at last, filled with energy, passion and fury
honor!!
Haiku # 14056, September 20, 2001 3:29 am ET
by phoenix

.colorate prisms
of diabolical light
..ablaze in fury
Haiku # 14055, September 20, 2001 3:27 am ET
by ronin@bathinginanincinirator
enlighten my dim mind to the cryptics i dont dare dwell upon, lead me on to where this goes
Haiku # 14054, September 20, 2001 3:27 am ET
by jewel1

YOU ME

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 d3
Haiku # 14053, September 20, 2001 3:21 am ET
by ronin@yourmoveindiana
there you are at last, just you wait for the rest
still clammering their way in, hands bloodied but
spirits high and unrepentant...to the end!!
Haiku # 14052, September 20, 2001 3:21 am ET
by jewel1
so where is ronin?
is he really crucified
or just hanging out?
Haiku # 14050, September 20, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i sit on the grass leaves falling on my dress
looking at the horizon, where my Ronin is
i sit confused and wondering why this good man
is pilloried and crucified, and my heart bleeds
Haiku # 14049, September 20, 2001 2:49 am ET
by rosered
again im faced with pain, beating and poking
I stay, head held up, gritting my teeth;
Oh, dear daughter of Job!
Do I drink from my father's cup?
Haiku # 14048, September 20, 2001 2:27 am ET
by jewel1
people of the world unite!
Ronin's good!
Say what you want to say
Let the party begin!
Haiku # 14047, September 20, 2001 2:21 am ET
by jewel1
ooh mama hair stands
on end when you start throwing
your words through cyber space
Haiku # 14046, September 20, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
he pulls her head back
an irresistable curve
arcs her neck to him
Haiku # 14045, September 19, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
leaves red like apples
dance on dying golden grass
the cool earth calls them
Haiku # 14044, September 19, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
slicker hood thrown back
mouth open face to the sky
tongue pelted with rain
Haiku # 14043, September 19, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
tell me something good
tell me that you like it, yeah
tell me something good
Haiku # 14042, September 19, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by chaka khan, as transcribed by chaka scott
so crime doesn't pay?
sure it does, just don't expect
dental insurance
Haiku # 14041, September 19, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by scott (webbies wobble, but they don't...no, they do fall down)
amazing how it
was so easy to topple
a first world country
Haiku # 14040, September 19, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by k_against_market_collapse_and_recruiters_who forget_to_tell_you_where_your_interview_is_and_who_really_could_care_less_how_far_i of welfare line
it's the opposite
of economy of scale
this isn't Cosco
Haiku # 14039, September 19, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by scott (preaching to the converted, as well as the inconvertable)
the artful poet
respecting economy
keeps it short and sweet
Haiku # 14038, September 19, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ash
this is really bad
the virus is spreading fast
janis, do something!
Haiku # 14037, September 19, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by scott (might be time for user names & passwords)
Morgan Weissman I love you
because you're so cute, funny and fine
do you like me no you never have because
you're a jerk. You don't like me because of
the color of my skin and I'm not your type.
Well FUCK YOU!!! Hi Rebekah.
Haiku # 14036, September 19, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Morgan Weissman I love you
because you're so cute, funny and fine
do you like me no you never have because you're a jerk. You don't like me because of the color of my skin and I'm not your type. Well FUCK YOU!!! Hi Rebekah.
Haiku # 14035, September 19, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14034, September 19, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
San Juan Hill, good good!
And you thought I never read your
words (well mostly ....)
Haiku # 14033, September 19, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
To moxie, please halt.
A thought or two will suffice,
keep off the speed girl..
Haiku # 14032, September 19, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
destroyers of words
the angel of death of thought
poetic a-bomb
Haiku # 14031, September 19, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by scott (who is moxie, you ask?)
it amazes me
how many things can be said
in five-seven-five
Haiku # 14030, September 19, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by scott (hopelessly hinting)
2 afghanis on maneuvers
1 sez:"never been here before"
2 sez:"yes you have, we were bombed"

1:"that's why the rocks
look different - kind of
like the arrangement"
Haiku # 14029, September 19, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by moxie
at first it seems cruel
how we mistreat poor moxie
then tolerance fades...
Haiku # 14028, September 19, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by scott
hateful little man,
publicly exposing his
nasty secret soul
Haiku # 14027, September 19, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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