Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...


........what is it you ape
how dare you invoke my name
......the fool that you are
Haiku # 14060, September 20, 2001 3:37 am ET
by ronin@flamingap
terrible, terrible...my dysfunctioned fingers
hitting on the wrong keys!!
Haiku # 14059, September 20, 2001 3:36 am ET
by phoenix
'tis a fire that purifies, a tickling pain to a pollio (ed) leg... like to gold, through fire it passes,
then it reveals its wondroud secrets within
like phoenix, rising from the ashes ablaze with power
Haiku # 14058, September 20, 2001 3:34 am ET
by phoenix

burn, ravage and strike
make apocalypse a joke
.....a silly priest's bull
Haiku # 14057, September 20, 2001 3:30 am ET
by ronin
i am your firebird here breathe fire to the coldness
that has visited and stayed here for so long
warm at last, filled with energy, passion and fury
honor!!
Haiku # 14056, September 20, 2001 3:29 am ET
by phoenix

.colorate prisms
of diabolical light
..ablaze in fury
Haiku # 14055, September 20, 2001 3:27 am ET
by ronin@bathinginanincinirator
enlighten my dim mind to the cryptics i dont dare dwell upon, lead me on to where this goes
Haiku # 14054, September 20, 2001 3:27 am ET
by jewel1

YOU ME

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 d3
Haiku # 14053, September 20, 2001 3:21 am ET
by ronin@yourmoveindiana
there you are at last, just you wait for the rest
still clammering their way in, hands bloodied but
spirits high and unrepentant...to the end!!
Haiku # 14052, September 20, 2001 3:21 am ET
by jewel1
so where is ronin?
is he really crucified
or just hanging out?
Haiku # 14050, September 20, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i sit on the grass leaves falling on my dress
looking at the horizon, where my Ronin is
i sit confused and wondering why this good man
is pilloried and crucified, and my heart bleeds
Haiku # 14049, September 20, 2001 2:49 am ET
by rosered
again im faced with pain, beating and poking
I stay, head held up, gritting my teeth;
Oh, dear daughter of Job!
Do I drink from my father's cup?
Haiku # 14048, September 20, 2001 2:27 am ET
by jewel1
people of the world unite!
Ronin's good!
Say what you want to say
Let the party begin!
Haiku # 14047, September 20, 2001 2:21 am ET
by jewel1
ooh mama hair stands
on end when you start throwing
your words through cyber space
Haiku # 14046, September 20, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
he pulls her head back
an irresistable curve
arcs her neck to him
Haiku # 14045, September 19, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
leaves red like apples
dance on dying golden grass
the cool earth calls them
Haiku # 14044, September 19, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
slicker hood thrown back
mouth open face to the sky
tongue pelted with rain
Haiku # 14043, September 19, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
tell me something good
tell me that you like it, yeah
tell me something good
Haiku # 14042, September 19, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by chaka khan, as transcribed by chaka scott
so crime doesn't pay?
sure it does, just don't expect
dental insurance
Haiku # 14041, September 19, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by scott (webbies wobble, but they don't...no, they do fall down)
amazing how it
was so easy to topple
a first world country
Haiku # 14040, September 19, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by k_against_market_collapse_and_recruiters_who forget_to_tell_you_where_your_interview_is_and_who_really_could_care_less_how_far_i of welfare line
it's the opposite
of economy of scale
this isn't Cosco
Haiku # 14039, September 19, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by scott (preaching to the converted, as well as the inconvertable)
the artful poet
respecting economy
keeps it short and sweet
Haiku # 14038, September 19, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ash
this is really bad
the virus is spreading fast
janis, do something!
Haiku # 14037, September 19, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by scott (might be time for user names & passwords)
Morgan Weissman I love you
because you're so cute, funny and fine
do you like me no you never have because
you're a jerk. You don't like me because of
the color of my skin and I'm not your type.
Well FUCK YOU!!! Hi Rebekah.
Haiku # 14036, September 19, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Morgan Weissman I love you
because you're so cute, funny and fine
do you like me no you never have because you're a jerk. You don't like me because of the color of my skin and I'm not your type. Well FUCK YOU!!! Hi Rebekah.
Haiku # 14035, September 19, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14034, September 19, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
San Juan Hill, good good!
And you thought I never read your
words (well mostly ....)
Haiku # 14033, September 19, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
To moxie, please halt.
A thought or two will suffice,
keep off the speed girl..
Haiku # 14032, September 19, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
destroyers of words
the angel of death of thought
poetic a-bomb
Haiku # 14031, September 19, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by scott (who is moxie, you ask?)
it amazes me
how many things can be said
in five-seven-five
Haiku # 14030, September 19, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by scott (hopelessly hinting)
2 afghanis on maneuvers
1 sez:"never been here before"
2 sez:"yes you have, we were bombed"

1:"that's why the rocks
look different - kind of
like the arrangement"
Haiku # 14029, September 19, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by moxie
at first it seems cruel
how we mistreat poor moxie
then tolerance fades...
Haiku # 14028, September 19, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by scott
hateful little man,
publicly exposing his
nasty secret soul
Haiku # 14027, September 19, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
with words as scalpels
we cut out the moxie to
let the website live
Haiku # 14026, September 19, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by AND we thought SPAM was BAD
we think mox is some
emerging, virulent form
of cyber cancer
Haiku # 14025, September 19, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by AND we thought SPAM was BAD
sorry forgot bout
the counting but looking back
what's with moxie dude?????
Haiku # 14024, September 19, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by alice
Look at that guy in
neon pants, he makes me laugh.
oh, he stopped dancing.
Haiku # 14023, September 19, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by alice
californians-
up north it,s "hella" down south
it's all "man" and "dude"
Haiku # 14022, September 19, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by alice
"sweet, dude" said the dumb
kid with fake dreads and a drum.
"sweet" reply his friends.
Haiku # 14021, September 19, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by alice
nuclear winter
might counteract the effects
of global warming
Haiku # 14020, September 19, 2001 3:15 pm ET
by scott (with a cheerful thought for the day)
obvious suspect
not osama, but condit
he had the motive
Haiku # 14019, September 19, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by scott (going out on a limb)
i'm off to ny
bitches will be happy soon
a true patriot
Haiku # 14018, September 19, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by alex
many young women
mourning lost husbands, lovers
they will need sex soon
Haiku # 14017, September 19, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by alex
Moxie is now executed...
back to regular programming
thank you
Haiku # 14016, September 19, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by My turn
blocked and still
it was meant to be
this moment of illumin
Haiku # 14015, September 19, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Moxie
she's smoking sighing
sad swollen suffocating
stifled stunning still
Haiku # 14014, September 19, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by someone else says so
you may tear me apart
take my soul
for shoes, 45 bucks for drugs
a bland stare, gang colors
how liberal of me not to own a glock
Haiku # 14013, September 19, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Moxie
someone has paid first
already, if that's such a big deal
then clean the damn shirt!
Haiku # 14012, September 19, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 14011, September 19, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i laugh at moxie
shirt gets coca cola spill
bastard will pay now
Haiku # 14010, September 19, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by ap
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