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29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

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Haiku # 14053 September 20, 2001 3:21 am ET
by ronin@yourmoveindiana
there you are at last, just you wait for the rest
still clammering their way in, hands bloodied but
spirits high and unrepentant...to the end!!
Haiku # 14052 September 20, 2001 3:21 am ET
by jewel1
so where is ronin?
is he really crucified
or just hanging out?
Haiku # 14050 September 20, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i sit on the grass leaves falling on my dress
looking at the horizon, where my Ronin is
i sit confused and wondering why this good man
is pilloried and crucified, and my heart bleeds
Haiku # 14049 September 20, 2001 2:49 am ET
by rosered
again im faced with pain, beating and poking
I stay, head held up, gritting my teeth;
Oh, dear daughter of Job!
Do I drink from my father's cup?
Haiku # 14048 September 20, 2001 2:27 am ET
by jewel1
people of the world unite!
Ronin's good!
Say what you want to say
Let the party begin!
Haiku # 14047 September 20, 2001 2:21 am ET
by jewel1
ooh mama hair stands
on end when you start throwing
your words through cyber space
Haiku # 14046 September 20, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
he pulls her head back
an irresistable curve
arcs her neck to him
Haiku # 14045 September 19, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
leaves red like apples
dance on dying golden grass
the cool earth calls them
Haiku # 14044 September 19, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
slicker hood thrown back
mouth open face to the sky
tongue pelted with rain
Haiku # 14043 September 19, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
tell me something good
tell me that you like it, yeah
tell me something good
Haiku # 14042 September 19, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by chaka khan, as transcribed by chaka scott
so crime doesn't pay?
sure it does, just don't expect
dental insurance
Haiku # 14041 September 19, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by scott (webbies wobble, but they don't...no, they do fall down)
amazing how it
was so easy to topple
a first world country
Haiku # 14040 September 19, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by k_against_market_collapse_and_recruiters_who forget_to_tell_you_where_your_interview_is_and_who_really_could_care_less_how_far_i of welfare line
it's the opposite
of economy of scale
this isn't Cosco
Haiku # 14039 September 19, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by scott (preaching to the converted, as well as the inconvertable)
the artful poet
respecting economy
keeps it short and sweet
Haiku # 14038 September 19, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ash
this is really bad
the virus is spreading fast
janis, do something!
Haiku # 14037 September 19, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by scott (might be time for user names & passwords)
Morgan Weissman I love you
because you're so cute, funny and fine
do you like me no you never have because
you're a jerk. You don't like me because of
the color of my skin and I'm not your type.
Well FUCK YOU!!! Hi Rebekah.
Haiku # 14036 September 19, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Morgan Weissman I love you
because you're so cute, funny and fine
do you like me no you never have because you're a jerk. You don't like me because of the color of my skin and I'm not your type. Well FUCK YOU!!! Hi Rebekah.
Haiku # 14035 September 19, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14034 September 19, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
San Juan Hill, good good!
And you thought I never read your
words (well mostly ....)
Haiku # 14033 September 19, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
To moxie, please halt.
A thought or two will suffice,
keep off the speed girl..
Haiku # 14032 September 19, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
destroyers of words
the angel of death of thought
poetic a-bomb
Haiku # 14031 September 19, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by scott (who is moxie, you ask?)
it amazes me
how many things can be said
in five-seven-five
Haiku # 14030 September 19, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by scott (hopelessly hinting)
2 afghanis on maneuvers
1 sez:"never been here before"
2 sez:"yes you have, we were bombed"

1:"that's why the rocks
look different - kind of
like the arrangement"
Haiku # 14029 September 19, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by moxie
at first it seems cruel
how we mistreat poor moxie
then tolerance fades...
Haiku # 14028 September 19, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by scott
hateful little man,
publicly exposing his
nasty secret soul
Haiku # 14027 September 19, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
with words as scalpels
we cut out the moxie to
let the website live
Haiku # 14026 September 19, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by AND we thought SPAM was BAD
we think mox is some
emerging, virulent form
of cyber cancer
Haiku # 14025 September 19, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by AND we thought SPAM was BAD
sorry forgot bout
the counting but looking back
what's with moxie dude?????
Haiku # 14024 September 19, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by alice
Look at that guy in
neon pants, he makes me laugh.
oh, he stopped dancing.
Haiku # 14023 September 19, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by alice
californians-
up north it,s "hella" down south
it's all "man" and "dude"
Haiku # 14022 September 19, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by alice
"sweet, dude" said the dumb
kid with fake dreads and a drum.
"sweet" reply his friends.
Haiku # 14021 September 19, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by alice
nuclear winter
might counteract the effects
of global warming
Haiku # 14020 September 19, 2001 3:15 pm ET
by scott (with a cheerful thought for the day)
obvious suspect
not osama, but condit
he had the motive
Haiku # 14019 September 19, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by scott (going out on a limb)
i'm off to ny
bitches will be happy soon
a true patriot
Haiku # 14018 September 19, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by alex
many young women
mourning lost husbands, lovers
they will need sex soon
Haiku # 14017 September 19, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by alex
Moxie is now executed...
back to regular programming
thank you
Haiku # 14016 September 19, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by My turn
blocked and still
it was meant to be
this moment of illumin
Haiku # 14015 September 19, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Moxie
she's smoking sighing
sad swollen suffocating
stifled stunning still
Haiku # 14014 September 19, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by someone else says so
you may tear me apart
take my soul
for shoes, 45 bucks for drugs
a bland stare, gang colors
how liberal of me not to own a glock
Haiku # 14013 September 19, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Moxie
someone has paid first
already, if that's such a big deal
then clean the damn shirt!
Haiku # 14012 September 19, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 14011 September 19, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i laugh at moxie
shirt gets coca cola spill
bastard will pay now
Haiku # 14010 September 19, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by ap
How many times have
I said I'd rather do myself
in than do many things?
Haiku # 14009 September 19, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Mox
ah, so your mother is
home with the big guy
nothing to do with that!
Haiku # 14008 September 19, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Moxie
you can do my mom
we gotta dig her up first
but you can do her
Haiku # 14007 September 19, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ap
I haven't done your mom
i won't do your mom
she's your mom
Haiku # 14006 September 19, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by Moxie
does grandma have a cock?
probably not but
it's a fine punchline
Haiku # 14005 September 19, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by Moxie
good haiku mox!
strong images and effort.
does your mom swallow?
Haiku # 14004 September 19, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by ap
if it's the end
then why fret that
it's little, and it too shall pass
Haiku # 14003 September 19, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Moxie