Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Morgan Weissman I love you
because you're so cute, funny and fine
do you like me no you never have because you're a jerk. You don't like me because of the color of my skin and I'm not your type. Well FUCK YOU!!! Hi Rebekah.
Haiku # 14035, September 19, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 14034, September 19, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
San Juan Hill, good good!
And you thought I never read your
words (well mostly ....)
Haiku # 14033, September 19, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
To moxie, please halt.
A thought or two will suffice,
keep off the speed girl..
Haiku # 14032, September 19, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
destroyers of words
the angel of death of thought
poetic a-bomb
Haiku # 14031, September 19, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by scott (who is moxie, you ask?)
it amazes me
how many things can be said
in five-seven-five
Haiku # 14030, September 19, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by scott (hopelessly hinting)
2 afghanis on maneuvers
1 sez:"never been here before"
2 sez:"yes you have, we were bombed"

1:"that's why the rocks
look different - kind of
like the arrangement"
Haiku # 14029, September 19, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by moxie
at first it seems cruel
how we mistreat poor moxie
then tolerance fades...
Haiku # 14028, September 19, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by scott
hateful little man,
publicly exposing his
nasty secret soul
Haiku # 14027, September 19, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
with words as scalpels
we cut out the moxie to
let the website live
Haiku # 14026, September 19, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by AND we thought SPAM was BAD
we think mox is some
emerging, virulent form
of cyber cancer
Haiku # 14025, September 19, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by AND we thought SPAM was BAD
sorry forgot bout
the counting but looking back
what's with moxie dude?????
Haiku # 14024, September 19, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by alice
Look at that guy in
neon pants, he makes me laugh.
oh, he stopped dancing.
Haiku # 14023, September 19, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by alice
californians-
up north it,s "hella" down south
it's all "man" and "dude"
Haiku # 14022, September 19, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by alice
"sweet, dude" said the dumb
kid with fake dreads and a drum.
"sweet" reply his friends.
Haiku # 14021, September 19, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by alice
nuclear winter
might counteract the effects
of global warming
Haiku # 14020, September 19, 2001 3:15 pm ET
by scott (with a cheerful thought for the day)
obvious suspect
not osama, but condit
he had the motive
Haiku # 14019, September 19, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by scott (going out on a limb)
i'm off to ny
bitches will be happy soon
a true patriot
Haiku # 14018, September 19, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by alex
many young women
mourning lost husbands, lovers
they will need sex soon
Haiku # 14017, September 19, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by alex
Moxie is now executed...
back to regular programming
thank you
Haiku # 14016, September 19, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by My turn
blocked and still
it was meant to be
this moment of illumin
Haiku # 14015, September 19, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Moxie
she's smoking sighing
sad swollen suffocating
stifled stunning still
Haiku # 14014, September 19, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by someone else says so
you may tear me apart
take my soul
for shoes, 45 bucks for drugs
a bland stare, gang colors
how liberal of me not to own a glock
Haiku # 14013, September 19, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Moxie
someone has paid first
already, if that's such a big deal
then clean the damn shirt!
Haiku # 14012, September 19, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 14011, September 19, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i laugh at moxie
shirt gets coca cola spill
bastard will pay now
Haiku # 14010, September 19, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by ap
How many times have
I said I'd rather do myself
in than do many things?
Haiku # 14009, September 19, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Mox
ah, so your mother is
home with the big guy
nothing to do with that!
Haiku # 14008, September 19, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Moxie
you can do my mom
we gotta dig her up first
but you can do her
Haiku # 14007, September 19, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ap
I haven't done your mom
i won't do your mom
she's your mom
Haiku # 14006, September 19, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by Moxie
does grandma have a cock?
probably not but
it's a fine punchline
Haiku # 14005, September 19, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by Moxie
good haiku mox!
strong images and effort.
does your mom swallow?
Haiku # 14004, September 19, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by ap
if it's the end
then why fret that
it's little, and it too shall pass
Haiku # 14003, September 19, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 14002, September 19, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
revelation blues and the
end times coming
as per usual, I'm concentrating
and not living my life
for the wrong things and wrong reasons
and here we are, wake up
you get it good and get it now!
Daniel's dude came down
Haiku # 14001, September 19, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by Moxie
I am not WWJdoing
like I should but we woke up
Sept 11th to a real nightmare
575 came down to a tower
you can call me a worthless piece of crap
for all I care, that's a damn waste itself
and if I called you that, I'm a waste
Haiku # 14000, September 19, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by Moxie
is this place worth all
my effort if all I get is
Sodom and Gomorrah
and I get turned into salt?
Haiku # 13999, September 19, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 13998, September 19, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This place isn't real
anything said to me is
also b-s
Haiku # 13997, September 19, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by Moxie
structure is a coffin
the dead speaking when they
are buried just right now

666666666
Haiku # 13996, September 19, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Moxie
oh mellie, I could
well, smile

the plan in life with
a lot of how you take its
a lot of static
Haiku # 13995, September 19, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Moxie
she sits pensively
smoking and begins crying.
you think she swallows?
Haiku # 13994, September 19, 2001 11:50 am ET
by ap
there are two ways to
orchestrate terrorism
the third world cold war

be in the same back
room, or be in seperate
back rooms, getting smoked.
Haiku # 13993, September 19, 2001 11:29 am ET
by resurrected worth repeating
in either you take
sides, presume victory,
support its pretense

trade in fear, so their
people and yours fall to play
follow the leader.
Haiku # 13992, September 19, 2001 11:27 am ET
by resurrected worth repeating
Chip-munk, don't get squashed.
Trucks on high-way go much fast.
Go home watch M-T-V.
Haiku # 13991, September 19, 2001 11:27 am ET
by will harris
scott's right! if it don't
fit 5 - 7 - 5 WE DO!
not need to see it!
-here! Hear! Hear!
Haiku # 13990, September 19, 2001 11:24 am ET
by boo
get a grip moxie
that's if you can find it mox
tug it hard, get off
Haiku # 13989, September 19, 2001 11:17 am ET
by mellie
we now return you to
your regularly scheduled
mox obfuSCAT!
Haiku # 13988, September 19, 2001 11:12 am ET
by boo
check out haikus
13985 - 13975
(skipping repukelickin Mox's
attempts to die under its burial)
for the full opus
Haiku # 13987, September 19, 2001 11:10 am ET
by advice
11394 about the
autherette of 11394
heap big bull dung pile
Haiku # 13986, September 19, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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