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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Haiku # 14011 September 19, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i laugh at moxie
shirt gets coca cola spill
bastard will pay now
Haiku # 14010 September 19, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by ap
How many times have
I said I'd rather do myself
in than do many things?
Haiku # 14009 September 19, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Mox
ah, so your mother is
home with the big guy
nothing to do with that!
Haiku # 14008 September 19, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Moxie
you can do my mom
we gotta dig her up first
but you can do her
Haiku # 14007 September 19, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by ap
I haven't done your mom
i won't do your mom
she's your mom
Haiku # 14006 September 19, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by Moxie
does grandma have a cock?
probably not but
it's a fine punchline
Haiku # 14005 September 19, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by Moxie
good haiku mox!
strong images and effort.
does your mom swallow?
Haiku # 14004 September 19, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by ap
if it's the end
then why fret that
it's little, and it too shall pass
Haiku # 14003 September 19, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 14002 September 19, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
revelation blues and the
end times coming
as per usual, I'm concentrating
and not living my life
for the wrong things and wrong reasons
and here we are, wake up
you get it good and get it now!
Daniel's dude came down
Haiku # 14001 September 19, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by Moxie
I am not WWJdoing
like I should but we woke up
Sept 11th to a real nightmare
575 came down to a tower
you can call me a worthless piece of crap
for all I care, that's a damn waste itself
and if I called you that, I'm a waste
Haiku # 14000 September 19, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by Moxie
is this place worth all
my effort if all I get is
Sodom and Gomorrah
and I get turned into salt?
Haiku # 13999 September 19, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 13998 September 19, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This place isn't real
anything said to me is
also b-s
Haiku # 13997 September 19, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by Moxie
structure is a coffin
the dead speaking when they
are buried just right now

666666666
Haiku # 13996 September 19, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Moxie
oh mellie, I could
well, smile

the plan in life with
a lot of how you take its
a lot of static
Haiku # 13995 September 19, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Moxie
she sits pensively
smoking and begins crying.
you think she swallows?
Haiku # 13994 September 19, 2001 11:50 am ET
by ap
there are two ways to
orchestrate terrorism
the third world cold war

be in the same back
room, or be in seperate
back rooms, getting smoked.
Haiku # 13993 September 19, 2001 11:29 am ET
by resurrected worth repeating
in either you take
sides, presume victory,
support its pretense

trade in fear, so their
people and yours fall to play
follow the leader.
Haiku # 13992 September 19, 2001 11:27 am ET
by resurrected worth repeating
Chip-munk, don't get squashed.
Trucks on high-way go much fast.
Go home watch M-T-V.
Haiku # 13991 September 19, 2001 11:27 am ET
by will harris
scott's right! if it don't
fit 5 - 7 - 5 WE DO!
not need to see it!
-here! Hear! Hear!
Haiku # 13990 September 19, 2001 11:24 am ET
by boo
get a grip moxie
that's if you can find it mox
tug it hard, get off
Haiku # 13989 September 19, 2001 11:17 am ET
by mellie
we now return you to
your regularly scheduled
mox obfuSCAT!
Haiku # 13988 September 19, 2001 11:12 am ET
by boo
check out haikus
13985 - 13975
(skipping repukelickin Mox's
attempts to die under its burial)
for the full opus
Haiku # 13987 September 19, 2001 11:10 am ET
by advice
11394 about the
autherette of 11394
heap big bull dung pile
Haiku # 13986 September 19, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
young men signed up for
service: that's another goooood
thing why it happened

place the push-pin at
the point where the bush-bin crap
connects; that's what's what!
Haiku # 13985 September 19, 2001 11:01 am ET
by arnery of one
this was to be the
crime, wherein the truth came out.
liars promised that.
Haiku # 13984 September 19, 2001 10:59 am ET
by JFK
if you saw pilot
terrorist in Baltimore -
call the f.i.b.

they want to know if
you saw him visiting them
to blow you away

to do you in
as insubstantial witness,
material girl.
Haiku # 13983 September 19, 2001 10:57 am ET
by arnery of one
I am debating
necessary warfare?
when will it end?
Haiku # 13982 September 19, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Moxie
this was to be the
crime, wherein the truth came out.
liars promised that.
Haiku # 13981 September 19, 2001 10:55 am ET
by JFK
disturbing investment
then the sign carriers in the 1960's
wages a war of their own
with signs yet again
Haiku # 13980 September 19, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Moxie
cold coffee in the moring
cnn not here and cold
winds off the jersey pipe line
all long dealt with
Haiku # 13979 September 19, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
truth dies first in war
so like suicide's down rush
to war, no rescue

like the order not
to escape, irrational,
sacraficial deeds

to property more
expensive than lives: Denied
lives! where money lied.
Haiku # 13978 September 19, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Arnery of one
politics inner civil war
dirty thing it, and it's on all levels
an unnecessary evil
Haiku # 13977 September 19, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Moxie
conga pac man scores
obsubasticate and toungues
the screen goes mad
I go man
Haiku # 13976 September 19, 2001 10:52 am ET
by Moxie
this was to be the
crime, wherein the truth came out
liars promised that
Haiku # 13975 September 19, 2001 10:51 am ET
by JFK
like the seagull
some people just keep squawking
and the war is over for John but not them
Haiku # 13974 September 19, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Moxie
the runes say that
others are too into
what others do, and Bush...
why not budweiser?
Haiku # 13973 September 19, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Moxie
in a time when we
mated like animals, once
per child, three night rowe!
Haiku # 13972 September 19, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Ulga Lise of continued 16969
Mox obfuscator
burying bush crimes in
bushy bullshit
---everyday!
Haiku # 13971 September 19, 2001 10:48 am ET
by boo
If rune=kind word...
but fundamentalist paranoia=
fear of others

the inner jihad must be
won, only then scorpio can
break out of his cocoon
Haiku # 13970 September 19, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Mox
do my runes affect
you? away from the eyes of
others, what we have.
Haiku # 13969 September 19, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Ulga Lise
if you remember
your spirit will reward you.
no less little me.
Haiku # 13968 September 19, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Ulga Lise
Well, I'm not terribly
creative so, the next step
Resistance to critique?

Learn from critique
start building some houses
and stop throwing bricks
Haiku # 13967 September 19, 2001 10:12 am ET
by Moxie
when the humanity is lost
in the distant time and replaced with
conditioning and habit it is time
for the clones
Haiku # 13966 September 19, 2001 10:06 am ET
by Moxie
Social security and
social insecurity
death by conformity
Haiku # 13965 September 19, 2001 9:48 am ET
by Mox
Let's see, I come along
more mature, wiser, meet the real Ash
someday, save his life
do something good, who knows?
I'm sure you've been there before
yourself.
Haiku # 13964 September 19, 2001 9:43 am ET
by Moxie
Who is k? Circle?
Mart? Is she ok? Is she she?
It's hard to tell who
or what is behind each name...
Haiku # 13963 September 19, 2001 9:42 am ET
by Moxie
Farmer people worried about
germ warfare...something about
if it happens, what can you do?

Keep living (and if you can Mox #2,
stop dissing Scott)
Haiku # 13962 September 19, 2001 9:40 am ET
by Mox