Well, consensus is
tighter than any news, and the
public is a willing executioner.
No one can pinpoint who
has what blood on who's hands
then again
when a group does a good act
they all pitch in, they all take credit
by Moxie
people in purdah
cowboys planning more murder
smells like a turd, huh ?
by ash
when the world grows up
there'll be no need to smack it
if we're all still here
by ash
Watching Disney, two
days no sleep, worried about
germ warfare and me
by k_avec_zero
Scott, of course your strike
was obvious but you want
the heat from the flames
by k_against_scott
Mellie, is "oo oo"
really a good way to say
what you really feel?
by k_against_mellie of Boredom central, watching the electronic paint dry and the stock market tank
Oddly enough, she
never returned to haiku
us with more banal....(crap)
by k_against_darla
I really miss our
brief but most entertaining
visitor, Darla.
by k_against_darla of armful of love
Scott is too nice, Mox
is a stupid little pox
back to the haiku.
by k_against_everyone of seriously, mox is wasting too much of my time, fuch that guy
I love myself, Hell
I close my eyes like Blondie
I touch myself, Yes
I forget myself
I think about you oo oo
I honestly do
by mellie
something is amiss
who writes who and who writes what
cheap entertainment
by ap
haiku therapy
cheaper than professionals
typed enemata
by ash
we care oh! so much
do something for all of us
take your life away
by ash of "I should do something with my life that
maybe pope john paul
is osama bin laden
and maybe i'm mox
by scott
my preemptive strike
invited retribution
what's the lesson here?
by scott (of course, it missed entirely...)
Perhaps Moxie is
Scott's alter ego, it would
make sense in his case
by k_against_scott_and_moxie
Scott, is your "big" pen
a small compensation for
a lack of something?
by k_against_everyone of Freud would say...
seek solace in art
seek and ye shall find beauty
smell a fresh mown lawn
by mellie
hey, my poison pen
is gushing ink once again!
(freakishly big pen)
by scott_issuing_preemptive_strike_against_freudians
quite predictable
except being lumped with mox -
terrorist tactics
by scott (k being "nice to a nice guy" is one of the signs of the apocalpyse, i think)
Whoa there haiku boy!
You got issues with being
a nice guy? Too bad!
You and moxie are
like yin and yang and I am
the one who enjoys.
by k_against_scott_and_moxie of k wondering if scott has a hard time taking a compliment
who are you against?
without that you are just K,
absolute zero
by scott_against_k_for_variety
Scott's sonnet was good
lets see Moxie contribute
something as worthy
by k of (trying to be nice to a "nice" guy)
The music of his
own vain tongue doth ravish like
enchanting harmony
by Shakespeare disliked moxie too...
"I should do something with my life that
by scott
Why do you exist?
Your presence lacks all substance
Wasting oxygen
by moxies anti-moxie auntie
someone said something about nothing
because no one cares
i prefer to wear white panties
by moxie
I suppose I AM
a Dr. Suess character
I remember mom
reading to me the
limp dick in the hat stories
she would laugh and laugh
by moxie
Scott delivers his
preemptive strike but you know
I see I was wrong.
Plus, Scott is too nice
to really flame. He just tries
to do the right thing.
by k_against_Scott of (calling Scott "too nice to flame" is probaly the worse flame I could deliver to him, I'll bet)
So mox still has not
figured out how to count in
his haikus. Surprise!
by k_against_miscounted_syllables of if it's even the Real Mox or whatever is going on like I really care as it may be a ploy just to draw more attention to himself.
Moxie is sortof
trying again before he
goes into schiz-land
by k_against_terror
wow san fran? Thanks...
Never been there, but
it's a nice place as far as I know
and hell, Kerouac would whack me...
by Moxie
If you told me I should kill myself
then, should I follow suit? Or should I
drive into a cliff wall, or...hell no.
I should do something with my life that
means something to the people who care.
by Moxie
It's a life, sadly
boys and girls, the mockery is
a little, true to form
And, quite Catholic I might add
by Moxie of if you were me...
Ok, so what are all
of you really like behind this
facade of a webby?
by Moxie
I feel like a Dr. Suess Character...
Charter a flight for
the Grinch in the back seat of
an F-16 xmas
raid
by Moxie
Yes, you're right, I choose.
And all the disses in all
the world, mean nothing
by The Real Moxie
i am supposing
syllables are important
we are obsessive
http://www.wordwizard.com/index.htm
check the "latest news"
by ap
i can't feel guilty
moxie chooses to post here
there are other sites
(most of them non-haiku sites, i might add)
by scott
Moxie also gives us
info about his poor mum
and we dis her too
by shame shame
this site is full of malcontented souls
but one poet we know as mox stands out.
for when he writes, he opens all his holes
and there is nothing that he will not spout.
by scott (stanza #1)
without respect for the ancient format,
and no respect for those who like to read,
he seems content to be this site's doormat
and for abuse he seems to have a need.
by scott (stanza #2)
of mox, we would not like him in a box
unless of course, it had no web browsers.
we'd rather see him chained and breaking rocks
in a striped shirt and the matching trousers.
by scott (stanza #3)
this bad haiku is just a bad sonnet
to ask mox: take your PC and pawn it
by scott (stanza #4)
:D sorry
by Anonymous Poet
i might be moxie?
how kafkaesque that would be:
"i woke one morning..."
by scott (can't even be offended, it's too ludicrous)
no difficulty
spelling. or sniffing a rat.
insipid postings
by ap
how about silly
whanker crushing forum for
witty haikuists?
by scott may be next as he might be moxie
how about badshit?
or perhaps even batshit
would fit this guano
by scott (to Janis! ronin is burning with jealousy right now...)
oh, and by the way
on one three nine oh seven
that should read "easy"
by scott_issuing_preemptive_strike_against_k (& sacrificing grammar for correct syllable count)
