Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

"I should do something with my life that
Haiku # 13937, September 19, 2001 1:16 am ET
by scott
Why do you exist?
Your presence lacks all substance
Wasting oxygen
Haiku # 13936, September 19, 2001 1:13 am ET
by moxies anti-moxie auntie
someone said something about nothing
because no one cares
i prefer to wear white panties
Haiku # 13935, September 19, 2001 1:10 am ET
by moxie
I suppose I AM
a Dr. Suess character
I remember mom

reading to me the
limp dick in the hat stories
she would laugh and laugh
Haiku # 13934, September 19, 2001 1:05 am ET
by moxie
Scott delivers his
preemptive strike but you know
I see I was wrong.

Plus, Scott is too nice
to really flame. He just tries
to do the right thing.
Haiku # 13933, September 18, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by k_against_Scott of (calling Scott "too nice to flame" is probaly the worse flame I could deliver to him, I'll bet)
So mox still has not
figured out how to count in
his haikus. Surprise!
Haiku # 13932, September 18, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by k_against_miscounted_syllables of if it's even the Real Mox or whatever is going on like I really care as it may be a ploy just to draw more attention to himself.
Moxie is sortof
trying again before he
goes into schiz-land
Haiku # 13931, September 18, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by k_against_terror
wow san fran? Thanks...

Never been there, but
it's a nice place as far as I know
and hell, Kerouac would whack me...
Haiku # 13930, September 18, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by Moxie
If you told me I should kill myself
then, should I follow suit? Or should I
drive into a cliff wall, or...hell no.

I should do something with my life that
means something to the people who care.
Haiku # 13929, September 18, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by Moxie
It's a life, sadly
boys and girls, the mockery is
a little, true to form

And, quite Catholic I might add
Haiku # 13928, September 18, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by Moxie of if you were me...
Ok, so what are all
of you really like behind this
facade of a webby?
Haiku # 13927, September 18, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by Moxie
I feel like a Dr. Suess Character...

Charter a flight for
the Grinch in the back seat of
an F-16 xmas
raid
Haiku # 13926, September 18, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by Moxie
Yes, you're right, I choose.
And all the disses in all
the world, mean nothing
Haiku # 13925, September 18, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by The Real Moxie
i am supposing
syllables are important
we are obsessive

http://www.wordwizard.com/index.htm
check the "latest news"
Haiku # 13924, September 18, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by ap
i can't feel guilty
moxie chooses to post here
there are other sites

(most of them non-haiku sites, i might add)
Haiku # 13923, September 18, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by scott
Moxie also gives us
info about his poor mum
and we dis her too
Haiku # 13922, September 18, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by shame shame
this site is full of malcontented souls
but one poet we know as mox stands out.
for when he writes, he opens all his holes
and there is nothing that he will not spout.
Haiku # 13921, September 18, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by scott (stanza #1)
without respect for the ancient format,
and no respect for those who like to read,
he seems content to be this site's doormat
and for abuse he seems to have a need.
Haiku # 13920, September 18, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by scott (stanza #2)
of mox, we would not like him in a box
unless of course, it had no web browsers.
we'd rather see him chained and breaking rocks
in a striped shirt and the matching trousers.
Haiku # 13919, September 18, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by scott (stanza #3)
this bad haiku is just a bad sonnet
to ask mox: take your PC and pawn it
Haiku # 13918, September 18, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by scott (stanza #4)
:D sorry
Haiku # 13917, September 18, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i might be moxie?
how kafkaesque that would be:
"i woke one morning..."
Haiku # 13916, September 18, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by scott (can't even be offended, it's too ludicrous)
no difficulty
spelling. or sniffing a rat.
insipid postings
Haiku # 13915, September 18, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ap
how about silly
whanker crushing forum for
witty haikuists?
Haiku # 13914, September 18, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by scott may be next as he might be moxie
how about badshit?
or perhaps even batshit
would fit this guano
Haiku # 13913, September 18, 2001 5:13 pm ET
by scott (to Janis! ronin is burning with jealousy right now...)
oh, and by the way
on one three nine oh seven
that should read "easy"
Haiku # 13912, September 18, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by scott_issuing_preemptive_strike_against_k (& sacrificing grammar for correct syllable count)
Lets call it badstuff
Instead of its current name
It would be a hit
Haiku # 13911, September 18, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Janis (to Scott)
that was not haiku
mox doesn't understand it
trying to get through...
Haiku # 13910, September 18, 2001 4:53 pm ET
by scott (explaining my lapse)
Moxie, you can post whatever you like on www.craigslist.org. It doesn't have to be haiku. They won't give you shit for how you say what you say.
Haiku # 13909, September 18, 2001 4:50 pm ET
by scott
Hey, here's an idea: let's forget about writing haiku and just write whatever we feel like! And let's drive on the wrong side of the street while we're at it!
Haiku # 13908, September 18, 2001 4:50 pm ET
by scott
spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam wonderful spam
sure slices easily
Haiku # 13907, September 18, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by scott (vegetarian, no less...)
Ash is what fell on 911 ash...
is that gray film I can't get out of my hair...
my eyes...
War is the only way to cleanse the earth of so much ash.....
I hear a little bird whispering your name.....
Haiku # 13906, September 18, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by Moxie
Ap or ape? Which is it?
did someone just forget the e?
Spelling is hard for the mentally
deficient....
Haiku # 13905, September 18, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by Moxie
Of course I'm sorry...
I hope you all believe that...
But these flames must die down...
Remember I control the field now
and hide in all the right caves....



Haiku # 13904, September 18, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by Moxie
All kidding aside,
Haiku are pretty groovy--
they're kind of like Spam
Haiku # 13903, September 18, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bush takes off his shoes
praising Islam at a mosque
then calls for jihad
Haiku # 13902, September 18, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by scott (i have mixed feelings about the guy now)
clearly not moxie...
impeccable formatting,
traces of humor
Haiku # 13901, September 18, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by scott (the skeptic)
imagine your dad
now picture him jerking off
my work here is done
Haiku # 13900, September 18, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Dance, my sausage, dance!
I stole my grandma's panties
and now you must pay!
Haiku # 13899, September 18, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by moxie
I am a virgin
A horrid old-school virgin
Someone screw me please
Haiku # 13898, September 18, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by moxie
drunkeness was his
best virtue, for when he was
drunken and asleep

he did little harm
save to his bedclothes about
him, foul lump indeed.!
Haiku # 13897, September 18, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by Moxies kintergarden teacher
yikes
Haiku # 13896, September 18, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by ap
cut off my own hands
got butt fucked by gorillas
drank myself to death



Haiku # 13895, September 18, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Little Mox was a
notable coward, and an
infinite liar.
Haiku # 13894, September 18, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by Moxies kindergarden teacher
I knew young moxie
to be a dangerous and
lascivious boy.

who was a whale to
virginity, and devoured
all the fry he found.
Haiku # 13893, September 18, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by Moxies kindergarden teacher
it is true....mox is
Master Bates, just check timing
between his haiku
Haiku # 13892, September 18, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by moxies mom - typing with nose!!
Mox, i did enlist
was honorably discharged
Viet Nam era

Haiku # 13891, September 18, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by ap - I never saw combat though
All that you see is
All that you'll be and it
Scares you into .. sleep
Haiku # 13890, September 18, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
I am typing these
with my nose while he is out
of the room.....please help!!!!

he has tied me to
a rocking chair, in the
small motel we own
Haiku # 13889, September 18, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by moxies mom -- sorry about the counting
crouching down behind
the dead camel mox dodges
the flaming haiku
Haiku # 13888, September 18, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by In the Afghanistan of his mind
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