Hey, here's an idea: let's forget about writing haiku and just write whatever we feel like! And let's drive on the wrong side of the street while we're at it!
by scott
spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam wonderful spam
sure slices easily
by scott (vegetarian, no less...)
Ash is what fell on 911 ash...
is that gray film I can't get out of my hair...
my eyes...
War is the only way to cleanse the earth of so much ash.....
I hear a little bird whispering your name.....
by Moxie
Ap or ape? Which is it?
did someone just forget the e?
Spelling is hard for the mentally
deficient....
by Moxie
Of course I'm sorry...
I hope you all believe that...
But these flames must die down...
Remember I control the field now
and hide in all the right caves....
by Moxie
All kidding aside,
Haiku are pretty groovy--
they're kind of like Spam
by Anonymous Poet
bush takes off his shoes
praising Islam at a mosque
then calls for jihad
by scott (i have mixed feelings about the guy now)
clearly not moxie...
impeccable formatting,
traces of humor
by scott (the skeptic)
imagine your dad
now picture him jerking off
my work here is done
by Hollywood Bonfire
Dance, my sausage, dance!
I stole my grandma's panties
and now you must pay!
by moxie
I am a virgin
A horrid old-school virgin
Someone screw me please
by moxie
drunkeness was his
best virtue, for when he was
drunken and asleep
he did little harm
save to his bedclothes about
him, foul lump indeed.!
by Moxies kintergarden teacher
cut off my own hands
got butt fucked by gorillas
drank myself to death
by Hollywood Bonfire
Little Mox was a
notable coward, and an
infinite liar.
by Moxies kindergarden teacher
I knew young moxie
to be a dangerous and
lascivious boy.
who was a whale to
virginity, and devoured
all the fry he found.
by Moxies kindergarden teacher
it is true....mox is
Master Bates, just check timing
between his haiku
by moxies mom - typing with nose!!
Mox, i did enlist
was honorably discharged
Viet Nam era
by ap - I never saw combat though
All that you see is
All that you'll be and it
Scares you into .. sleep
by Dr. Claw
I am typing these
with my nose while he is out
of the room.....please help!!!!
he has tied me to
a rocking chair, in the
small motel we own
by moxies mom -- sorry about the counting
crouching down behind
the dead camel mox dodges
the flaming haiku
by In the Afghanistan of his mind
what's worse than one mox?
twice the spew, twice the raving
half the intellect
(i hear you ronin, but this site is drowning in incoherrent non-haiku...)
by scott
So...
Who's a troll?
by Moxie
Mellie, stop pretending to be my mom...
I'll have her read this and answer you for real.
by Moxie
To ap...
Jealous soul...
Enlist yourself
let me do my thing of self interest
rather than joyful self suicide
it's like directness doesn't work
I have to smile like Clinton era babies
by Moxie
I TOLD him__enlist!!!
take up the rifle___not your
little gun! bang! bang!
by moxies mom the emt -another way?
Hmm....
I am not laughing but I am
beginning to understand
this is a joke when it is like this
hard to recommend
the place that eats itself like
Afghanastan
by Moxie
Old habits die hard don't they...
Come on, you can do better than kick the Mox
Write some haikus, not this, drivel of "Moxie this, Moxie that..." That's just plain, not interesting...
by Moxie
Moxie #1 to Moxie #2:
Drink it
by Moxie
never knew being
a troll could be such FUN!!! yes
he was a teeny-weenie
by moxies mom the emt
your problems stem from
problems you have with your stem
go put it to use
by ap
mommy laughed and said
to the docs, whats up?? his dads a monster!!!!
where did it all go?????????
by moxie
go enlist moxie
dedicate yourself to fight
stop fighting yourself
by ap
yes my problems stem
from having such a small cock
but I TRY SO HARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by moxie
I don't know about Republicans
I just know me and
He has a lot to learn
by Mox
ah, no wonder I am here!
To learn to laugh again...
OU812?
by Moxie
and is repukelickin
terrorism FUN-damantal or
SEX-ular and which is it?
in this case if the
buildings had not fallen
as arrogance planned.
by boo of to mox
We suspect Saddam.
shouldn't we? He had motive!
-bombed monthly, post-war.
not to say he was
justified! T'would just be his
rationalization.
We were just making
compliance, What We Do is
not terrorism.
by hate monger
yes, I ate (8) a 69
by Miss Everything
been a while since I
blew a 69 on ME
suck! I'm very good!
by Miss Everything
and that is the Scorpio way
and well,
you're better than they are
by Moxie
dirty times call for
dirty minds plotting planning
filthy dirty tricks
by mellie
by clapped out I meant
utterly exhausted now
dad prob'ly had clap
by mellie
which is more amusing?
fundamentalist terror or
secular terror? Just the
same, they are terror, with limits
by Moxie
Mellie, please don't pretend to be my mom
and, also, how can the clap be cured?
and, yes, Bush is like Curious Geroge...
by Moxie
clinton did his best
for women of a kind, O
pass the cigars
by mellie
Bush is a monkey
He sure will get the job done
He smells like monkey
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
my mummy's luvly
she is old and clapped out from
being my mum
by mellie
hmm, fundamentalist terror as art...
interesting...
by Moxie
pazz the fifth and do
well to pass the seventh one
and another fifth
by Moxie
