Ap or ape? Which is it?
did someone just forget the e?
Spelling is hard for the mentally
deficient....

Of course I'm sorry...
I hope you all believe that...
But these flames must die down...
Remember I control the field now
and hide in all the right caves....

All kidding aside,
Haiku are pretty groovy--
they're kind of like Spam

bush takes off his shoes
praising Islam at a mosque
then calls for jihad

clearly not moxie...
impeccable formatting,
traces of humor

imagine your dad
now picture him jerking off
my work here is done

Dance, my sausage, dance!
I stole my grandma's panties
and now you must pay!

I am a virgin
A horrid old-school virgin
Someone screw me please

drunkeness was his
best virtue, for when he was
drunken and asleep

he did little harm
save to his bedclothes about
him, foul lump indeed.!

yikes

cut off my own hands
got butt fucked by gorillas
drank myself to death

Little Mox was a
notable coward, and an
infinite liar.

I knew young moxie
to be a dangerous and
lascivious boy.

who was a whale to
virginity, and devoured
all the fry he found.

it is true....mox is
Master Bates, just check timing
between his haiku

Mox, i did enlist
was honorably discharged
Viet Nam era

All that you see is
All that you'll be and it
Scares you into .. sleep

I am typing these
with my nose while he is out
of the room.....please help!!!!

he has tied me to
a rocking chair, in the
small motel we own

crouching down behind
the dead camel mox dodges
the flaming haiku

what's worse than one mox?
twice the spew, twice the raving
half the intellect

(i hear you ronin, but this site is drowning in incoherrent non-haiku...)

So...

Who's a troll?

Mellie, stop pretending to be my mom...
I'll have her read this and answer you for real.

To ap...

Jealous soul...
Enlist yourself
let me do my thing of self interest
rather than joyful self suicide
it's like directness doesn't work
I have to smile like Clinton era babies

I TOLD him__enlist!!!
take up the rifle___not your
little gun! bang! bang!

Hmm....

I am not laughing but I am
beginning to understand
this is a joke when it is like this

hard to recommend
the place that eats itself like
Afghanastan

Old habits die hard don't they...

Come on, you can do better than kick the Mox

Write some haikus, not this, drivel of "Moxie this, Moxie that..." That's just plain, not interesting...

Moxie #1 to Moxie #2:

Drink it

never knew being
a troll could be such FUN!!! yes
he was a teeny-weenie

your problems stem from
problems you have with your stem
go put it to use

mommy laughed and said
to the docs, whats up?? his dads a monster!!!!
where did it all go?????????

go enlist moxie
dedicate yourself to fight
stop fighting yourself

yes my problems stem
from having such a small cock
but I TRY SO HARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know about Republicans
I just know me and
He has a lot to learn

ah, no wonder I am here!
To learn to laugh again...
OU812?

and is repukelickin
terrorism FUN-damantal or
SEX-ular and which is it?

in this case if the
buildings had not fallen
as arrogance planned.

We suspect Saddam.
shouldn't we? He had motive!
-bombed monthly, post-war.

not to say he was
justified! T'would just be his
rationalization.

We were just making
compliance, What We Do is
not terrorism.

yes, I ate (8) a 69

been a while since I
blew a 69 on ME
suck! I'm very good!

and that is the Scorpio way
and well,
you're better than they are

dirty times call for
dirty minds plotting planning
filthy dirty tricks

by clapped out I meant
utterly exhausted now
dad prob'ly had clap

which is more amusing?
fundamentalist terror or
secular terror? Just the
same, they are terror, with limits

Mellie, please don't pretend to be my mom
and, also, how can the clap be cured?
and, yes, Bush is like Curious Geroge...

clinton did his best
for women of a kind, O
pass the cigars

Bush is a monkey
He sure will get the job done
He smells like monkey

my mummy's luvly
she is old and clapped out from
being my mum

hmm, fundamentalist terror as art...
interesting...

pazz the fifth and do
well to pass the seventh one
and another fifth

clinton is yet to do his great
act for mankind...wait and see

what's the deal with the
Rep who keeps going
after Clinton and blames him
for terrorist attacks? I didn't vote
for that guy on C-Span!?

and blabbing the most
like gossip columnists here.
fifth as drunk as skunks