Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Dance, my sausage, dance!
I stole my grandma's panties
and now you must pay!
Haiku # 13899, September 18, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by moxie
I am a virgin
A horrid old-school virgin
Someone screw me please
Haiku # 13898, September 18, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by moxie
drunkeness was his
best virtue, for when he was
drunken and asleep

he did little harm
save to his bedclothes about
him, foul lump indeed.!
Haiku # 13897, September 18, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by Moxies kintergarden teacher
yikes
Haiku # 13896, September 18, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by ap
cut off my own hands
got butt fucked by gorillas
drank myself to death



Haiku # 13895, September 18, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Little Mox was a
notable coward, and an
infinite liar.
Haiku # 13894, September 18, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by Moxies kindergarden teacher
I knew young moxie
to be a dangerous and
lascivious boy.

who was a whale to
virginity, and devoured
all the fry he found.
Haiku # 13893, September 18, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by Moxies kindergarden teacher
it is true....mox is
Master Bates, just check timing
between his haiku
Haiku # 13892, September 18, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by moxies mom - typing with nose!!
Mox, i did enlist
was honorably discharged
Viet Nam era

Haiku # 13891, September 18, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by ap - I never saw combat though
All that you see is
All that you'll be and it
Scares you into .. sleep
Haiku # 13890, September 18, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
I am typing these
with my nose while he is out
of the room.....please help!!!!

he has tied me to
a rocking chair, in the
small motel we own
Haiku # 13889, September 18, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by moxies mom -- sorry about the counting
crouching down behind
the dead camel mox dodges
the flaming haiku
Haiku # 13888, September 18, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by In the Afghanistan of his mind
what's worse than one mox?
twice the spew, twice the raving
half the intellect

(i hear you ronin, but this site is drowning in incoherrent non-haiku...)
Haiku # 13887, September 18, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by scott
So...

Who's a troll?

Haiku # 13886, September 18, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by Moxie
Mellie, stop pretending to be my mom...
I'll have her read this and answer you for real.
Haiku # 13885, September 18, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by Moxie
To ap...

Jealous soul...
Enlist yourself
let me do my thing of self interest
rather than joyful self suicide
it's like directness doesn't work
I have to smile like Clinton era babies
Haiku # 13884, September 18, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by Moxie
I TOLD him__enlist!!!
take up the rifle___not your
little gun! bang! bang!
Haiku # 13883, September 18, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by moxies mom the emt -another way?
Hmm....

I am not laughing but I am
beginning to understand
this is a joke when it is like this

hard to recommend
the place that eats itself like
Afghanastan
Haiku # 13882, September 18, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Old habits die hard don't they...

Come on, you can do better than kick the Mox

Write some haikus, not this, drivel of "Moxie this, Moxie that..." That's just plain, not interesting...

Haiku # 13881, September 18, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Moxie
Moxie #1 to Moxie #2:

Drink it
Haiku # 13880, September 18, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Moxie
never knew being
a troll could be such FUN!!! yes
he was a teeny-weenie
Haiku # 13879, September 18, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by moxies mom the emt
your problems stem from
problems you have with your stem
go put it to use
Haiku # 13878, September 18, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by ap
mommy laughed and said
to the docs, whats up?? his dads a monster!!!!
where did it all go?????????
Haiku # 13877, September 18, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by moxie
go enlist moxie
dedicate yourself to fight
stop fighting yourself
Haiku # 13876, September 18, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by ap
yes my problems stem
from having such a small cock
but I TRY SO HARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 13875, September 18, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by moxie
I don't know about Republicans
I just know me and
He has a lot to learn
Haiku # 13874, September 18, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Mox
ah, no wonder I am here!
To learn to laugh again...
OU812?
Haiku # 13873, September 18, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Moxie
and is repukelickin
terrorism FUN-damantal or
SEX-ular and which is it?

in this case if the
buildings had not fallen
as arrogance planned.
Haiku # 13872, September 18, 2001 11:53 am ET
by boo of to mox
We suspect Saddam.
shouldn't we? He had motive!
-bombed monthly, post-war.

not to say he was
justified! T'would just be his
rationalization.

We were just making
compliance, What We Do is
not terrorism.
Haiku # 13871, September 18, 2001 11:49 am ET
by hate monger
yes, I ate (8) a 69
Haiku # 13870, September 18, 2001 11:45 am ET
by Miss Everything
been a while since I
blew a 69 on ME
suck! I'm very good!
Haiku # 13869, September 18, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Miss Everything
and that is the Scorpio way
and well,
you're better than they are
Haiku # 13868, September 18, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Moxie
dirty times call for
dirty minds plotting planning
filthy dirty tricks
Haiku # 13867, September 18, 2001 11:24 am ET
by mellie
by clapped out I meant
utterly exhausted now
dad prob'ly had clap
Haiku # 13866, September 18, 2001 11:23 am ET
by mellie
which is more amusing?
fundamentalist terror or
secular terror? Just the
same, they are terror, with limits
Haiku # 13865, September 18, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Moxie
Mellie, please don't pretend to be my mom
and, also, how can the clap be cured?
and, yes, Bush is like Curious Geroge...
Haiku # 13864, September 18, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Moxie
clinton did his best
for women of a kind, O
pass the cigars
Haiku # 13863, September 18, 2001 11:16 am ET
by mellie
Bush is a monkey
He sure will get the job done
He smells like monkey
Haiku # 13862, September 18, 2001 11:13 am ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
my mummy's luvly
she is old and clapped out from
being my mum
Haiku # 13861, September 18, 2001 11:12 am ET
by mellie
hmm, fundamentalist terror as art...
interesting...
Haiku # 13860, September 18, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
pazz the fifth and do
well to pass the seventh one
and another fifth
Haiku # 13859, September 18, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Moxie
clinton is yet to do his great
act for mankind...wait and see
Haiku # 13858, September 18, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Moxie
what's the deal with the
Rep who keeps going
after Clinton and blames him
for terrorist attacks? I didn't vote
for that guy on C-Span!?
Haiku # 13857, September 18, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Moxie
and blabbing the most
like gossip columnists here.
fifth as drunk as skunks
Haiku # 13856, September 18, 2001 11:09 am ET
by boo
cartharsis over
blabbing repukelickins, all
ways, "reserve judgement"

of their own crimes, sure-
but jack-up the prejudice
as the dust settles.
Haiku # 13855, September 18, 2001 11:06 am ET
by boo
Mellie, what's your mom like?
Haiku # 13854, September 18, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Moxie
I desire that you
stop wishing me torn to shreds
because you have succeeded
become born-again, in a healthy way
and get the Christian beliefs, right
and the Fallwell guys, corrected...
Haiku # 13853, September 18, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Moxie
Do you know me,
Do I know you
you don't...
makes it easier for me to say what I do
makes it easier for you to say what you do
Haiku # 13852, September 18, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Moxie
55555
7777777
55555

The taste of the po
em that forms itself going
down like old coffee
Haiku # 13851, September 18, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Moxie
I haven't read Job, Moxie #2...
So what gives with the Me pretending to be Me?
Scott, like I said, sorry...
Those birds, you got to say "ayuh" a lot
make wiccan references to get it right!
Haiku # 13850, September 18, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Moxie
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